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scr0ggs

based on this headcanon about sleepy enj, bc how could i resist?? these are some of R’s fav pics

alderaani-princess

Reblog if you would read a book with NO romance arc and a female, asexual main character

Someone said no one would ever read my book because there’s no love triangle. Prove them wrong?

starfieldcanvas

Did you have a terrible, horrible, no-good very-bad Valentine’s Day? You are NOT ALONE!

Over a year ago, @pottervatch sent out a call for an Éponine & Grantaire version of Agony from Into the Woods. @ohmygodtearthisdudeapart came through with a rough draft of some possible lyrics. I tightened them up a bit and used some sound editing software to record the resulting duet… with myself! It sounds best with headphones so you can get the full benefit of Éponine’s track playing in your left ear while Grantaire’s track plays in your right ear.

Final lyrics below!

Keep reading

lo-rt

Imagine Enjolras as Beauxbatons champion, and Grantaire wondering how they’re going to fit the whole of France under the lake for the second task

wordsnstuff

Useful Writing Resources

This is an extensive list of resources for every problem you could come across while writing/planning/editing your novel. Use it well;)

{ *** } Indicate a Highly Reccommended Resource

Planning/outlining Your Work

How To Outline ***

Zigzag Method : Creating Plots

How to Plot a Romance Novel

Seven Great Sources of Conflict for Romances

Let’s talk about brainstorming

Writing Something With Meaning ***

Past Or Present Tense? : How To Decide

Writing Your Work

How To Write A Fabulous Chapter #1 ***

How to Build a Romance Thread in Your Story

The Big Book Of Writing Sex ***

6 Ways to Get Your Readers Shipping Like Crazy

Romance Writing Tips ***

20 Tips for Writing Lovable Romance Novel Heroes

7 Ways To Speed Up Your Writing ***

80+ Barriers to Love: A List of Ideas to Keep Romantic Tension High

9 Romance Writing Mistakes to Avoid

Removing the Creeps From Romance

19 Ways to Write Better Dialogue ***

50 Things Your Characters Can Do WHILE They Talk ***

How To Write Action And Fight Scenes

10 Steps To Write Arguments

9 Ways To Write Body Language

Writing Good Kissing Scenes

Writing Murders

Create And Control Tone ***

Tips for Writing Ghost Stories

Incorporating Flashbacks

12 Tips To Avoid Overwriting ***

Characters

Behind the Name

Top Baby Names

Looking for a name that means a certain thing? ***

7 Rules of Picking Names

Most Common Surnames ***

Minor Character Development

Writing Antagonists, Antiheroes and Villains

Characters With Enhanced Senses

5 Tips to Help You Introduce Characters

How Do You Describe a Character?

How To Write Child Characters

36 Core Values For Building Character

Questions To Answer When Creating Characters ***

4 Ways to Make Readers Instantly Loathe Your Character Descriptions

5 Ways to Keep Characters Consistent

Character Archetypes

25 Ways To Fuck With Your Characters

Building Platonic Relationships Between Female Characters

9 Simple and Powerful Ways to Write Body Language

33 Ways To Write Stronger Characters

Conveying Character Emotion

How to Make Readers Love an Unlikable Character…

How to Create Powerful Character Combos

How To Describe A Character’s Voice ***

Describing Clothing And Appearance ***

Career Masterpost ***

Creating Your Character’s Personality ***

Character Flaws ***

Editing

DON’T EDIT>>> REWRITE THE WHOLE THING FIRST

Ultimate Guide To Editing Each Aspect Of Your Work ***

Why You Would Read Your Novel Out Loud ***

Grammar and Punctuation ***

How To Write A Captivating First Sentence

10 Things Your Opening Chapter Should Do: A Check-List for Self-Editing ***

Saving Your Story: Finding Where It Went Wrong

How To Condense Without Losing Anything

The Stages Of Editing

Dialogue/Description Balance

3 Proofreading Tips

The Short Story Form

Chapter & Novel Lengths

Anatomy Of A Novel : Chapters and Parts ***

How To Write Chapter After Chapter Until You Have A Book ***

Where Chapter #2 Should Start

Step By Step Guide To Editing Your Draft

Writing Tool: CTRL-F (How And Why You Should Use It) ***

How To Kill A Character

25 Steps To Edit The Unmerciful Suck Out Of Your Story

5 Ways To Make Your Novel Helplessly Addictive ***

Setting

{Setting} How To Describe Setting In Your Stories ***

20 Questions To Enhance Setting

How To Bring Your Setting To Life

Miscellaneous Resources You Can Use In Between

How to Write from a Guy’s POV

The Emotional Wounds Thesaurus

Text To Speech Reader

Compare Character Heights

A Visual Dictionary of Tops

Writers Helping Writers

7 Tricks To Imrove Your Writing Overnight

Work Out/ Word Count : Exercise Between Writing ***

Most Important Writing Tips ***

Let’s talk about diversity in novels

Letting Go Of Your Story

Keeping A Healthy Writing Schedule And Avoiding Procrastination ***

How To Create A Good Book Cover

Write or Die

Tip of my Tongue

Character Traits Form

Online Thesaurus

Writing Sketchy/Medical/Law

Coma: Types, Causes, etc

Tips for writing blood loss

Gunshot Wound Care

Examples of Hospital Forms

Common Legal Questions

The Writer’s Forensics Blog

Brain Injury Legal Guide

Types of Surgical Operations

Types of Mental Health Problems

A Day in the Life of a Mental Hospital Patient

Global Black Market Information ***

Crime Scene Science

Examining Mob Mentality

How Street Gangs Work

Writers’ Block Help/ Productivity

Story Plot Generator

@aveeragemusings ‘ Cure To Writers’ Block ***

50 Romance Plot Ideas

Reading Like A Writer ***

Defeat Writers’ Block

Writing In A Bad Mood ***

Writers Block

When You’ve Lost Motivation To Write A Novel ***

What To Do When The Words Won’t Flow ***

9 Ways To Be A More Productive Writer

“I Cannot Write A Good Sentence Today” (How To Get Over It) ***

Real Writing Advice ***

Info You Need To Know & Words You Didn’t Think Of

A Writer’s Thesaurus ***

Words To Describe… ***

Words & Phrases To Use In Your Sex Scenes ***

Colors (An Extensive List Of Colors)

List Of Kinks & Fetishes ***

List Of Elemental Abilities

inkarnate.com : World Creator And Map Maker For Your Imaginary Setting

Body Language Phrases

List Of Legendary Creatures

How To Write Magic

Hairstyle References

Hemingway : Writing Checker

Body Types: Words To Describe Bodies and How They Move Around

Poisonous Herbs and Plants ***

The Psychology of Color

The Meaning behind Rose color

Types of Swords

Color Symbolism

How a handgun works

How to Write a Eulogy

Types of Crying

Avoiding LGBTQ Stereotypes ***

Superstitions and More

The 12 Common Archetypes

Language of Flowers

12 Realistic Woman Body Shapes

Using Feedback And Reviews

Turning Negative Reviews Into Positive Ones ***

Proofreading Marks : Easy Symbols To Make Reviewing/Feedback Easier ***

Authonomy Teen Ink Figment Fiction Press ReviewFuse

These Are Trusted Critique Sites ;)

bookshopangel

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My pronunciations of the names of the Amis de l’ABC.

“Les Personnages de Les Misérables

Les Amis de l’ABC

Enjolras Combeferre Jean Prouvaire Jehan Courfeyrac Bahorel Feuilly Grantaire R Joly Laigle/Lesgle Bossuet Marius Pontmercy”

Source: Native French speaking self. You can blame Victor Hugo and the French language for all the French r’s.

pilferingapples

36soya asked for a pronunciation guide on all the names, so time to reblog this! Hope it helps!

grantaire-the-drunken-artist

straying a bit from r headcanons, here's one about cosette: she's super strong, she boxes, does yoga, she teaches self defence classes and she maybe kinda forgets to mention this, in like casual conversation so please imagine eponine's face when she sees her crush's insane muscles for the first time like damn

Ep goes from average gay to HARDCORE gay after seeing Cosette take off her jacket mid conversation and reveals her bad ass muscles

Ep probably said something along the lines of “Oh please just fucking choke me with those arms, babe” without thinking because her poor gay brain is all over the place

and Cosette just stares at her before Ep starts coughing and just “IM SORRY I MEANT.. CHOKE.. ME WITH… breadsticks..” then she just

fucking

turns and runs

leaving cosette very confused

bahorel

les mis gothic (amis edition)

the friends of the abc meet every week in the back room of the musain. sometimes you invite friends to the meetings. they never pass the initiation, and you never see them again. your chairs are made from bones.

enjolras is beautiful like a marble statue and an angel, and you cannot take your eyes off him. you cannot stop listening to the words that fall from his lips. you want to be close enough to touch him. you cannot stop looking, and your vision blurs into nothing. you cannot stop listening, and his voice joins together to form endless ringing. your hands blister when you go to touch him. you are not the first.

bahorel says he is not training to be a lawyer, but blondeau always calls out his name, and he is never crossed off. you try to ask him where he has been, but he dismisses you. nobody else knows where he goes. you try to follow him one day, but you find suddenly you are trailing nothingness.

bossuet goes by many names. every time you memorize one, others switch to calling him by a new pseudonym. one night, a young man leans over and whispers his real name in your ear. they find him in the seine the next evening. you guard the secret closely. nobody else must ever know. he is too powerful.

the others tell you that feuilly is a fan maker, and that they respect him as a worker. they tell you he creates pieces of savage and terrible beauty. you catch his eye across the back room. his hands are always smeared with paint. the paint is always red. you hope it is just paint.

“i’m ill’, says joly, and you nod in understanding. joly always thinks he is ill. his hair falls out. his mouth pours blood when he speaks. he drags his feet and his body rots before your eyes. joly always thinks he is ill.

jehan prouvaire plays his flute, and you stop to listen for a moment. the music is ethereally beautiful. it permeates your soul. you go home, and you sleep for three days straight. when you wake up, you can still hear it.

courfeyrac romances anything that moves. he moves on from the women and onto the men and then, slowly but surely, into the eldritch horrors that follow us all.

grantaire follows enjolras like a shadow, reeking of drink and burnt out candles. everyone interacts with grantaire except enjolras, who never seems to notice. even you have been drawn into one of grantaire’s long-winded speeches, full of classical allusions. enjolras asks you who you are speaking to, and you realize he has never seen him. grantaire puts a finger to his lips.

you see combeferre reading books on geology, and later on you hear that he has broken open a pebble to inspect it more thoroughly and personally. you see him reading a book on human biology one night. he looks up and meets your eyes. you are suddenly afraid.

haircutwizard

NowoN! NoN! Now, Prisoner 24602060451! You’re no one! Lol! Your time is up and your time is up and your time is up! And I’m Javert! You know what THAT means! Means I’m freeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeNO! Sauce, sauce, sauce. Your gun. Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! FaaF! To the left to the right, to the left to the right! HerereH! It warns you’re a man! I-sh. NaaN! I-shh. NaN. I s(h)tole a-lol-a-lol-a loaf of breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddd! And I’m Javert! My sister’s child was cloaked. WeweweW. Now six of rules that that she chained to daint five one trying six and Jav get get! My sister’s child was the child of death. We were starving! You’ll starve again! Lol! Lol! And I’m Javert! Unless you learn the meaning of narooshanwshnush! You’re the meaning eeznyenswoo! Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! FaF! What?! You dangerous nun! Yes, 666. My name is JoJ van JaJ! and I’m JaJvert! Do not forget my name! :c Do not forget my name! :s Do not forget my mum! 2fort! Get me a sandwich! JoJ van JaJ hands over sandwich Nom nom nom nom nom nom! Woah! I s(h)tole a bread! Die! Shoots him And I’m Javert! Techno music starts I’m Javert I’m I-I’m Javert! I’m Jave-e-e-e-e-e Javert! Now Prisoner 11111! Your time is up and your parole’s begun! You know what that means! Yes! Means I’m bread! No! Shoots him again Get me a sandwich! Gets given donuts. Tosses donuts aside. No. Lol!

internetwes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0

marymarp

TITLE DROPS

edits by me, made with canva

I decided to dig through all the lyrics sheets of some of the most popular musicals, finding the first times the titles of the musicals were stated. It was actually challenging, surprisingly, for some of the plays where the title isn’t actually said in the songs that much. But I made some pretty edits, and had a lot of fun with it. I also did one for Pippin, Sound of music and Gigi but. These were my favorites.

YAY FOR MUSICALS.