{ THE SUPERSONiC BOOM SHOULD HIT YOU IN A FEW SECONDS! }

INDIE AU/RP HEAVY GUNNER SIDEBLOG WRITTEN BY VONCASSER SEMI-SELECTIVE Run by @bowserworlduniverse.tumblr.com

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  [ Yo! Just a simple not too serious RP blog here for Heavy Shinobi from the HBH ! Like or reblog if you wanna see more? It’s a sideblog! Follows back from @badlette​. ]

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may i please take a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior, Jimmy?

“GET OUT, PRIEST-”

[h-otpursuitmachine]

“HEY, HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THAT WAY, YOU E G G!” 

[h-otpursuitmachine]

After witnessing he just saw minutes ago, his system was back online, everything was.

His mentally AL chip, on the other hand?

Well...He ain’t taking it easy.

“I... I-I think, the Badnik God has abandon us at this point.” He said uncharacteristically, sharp, shakily even. Like GEE, calm the heck down boi. 

“I-I just..” 

Poor boy, he had seen something that he cannot put out of his data base. In fact, it’s a flat-out period file, it cannot be erased under any means.

His troops trying to their best to comfort him.

Okay, not really, they on patrol just they were ordered to, they are not here for him. He just... need a moment.

“Okay... O-Okay, snap out of it, Gunner!” He said, trying to snap of out his snobby sad self. Have some control of yourself, solider! You’re a man, a roboman! You’re not some crybaby, darn it!

“For now on, for NOW. ON. A new law to be made: Any of these images.. are officially prohibited to be allowed in the zone! Anyone has it: Are to be arrested on sight, no expectations! State close.”

Gee, dude, that’s too much. LIke, you lucky you haven’t gone further through the search,

You would’ve seen much, MUCH worser things on there even what you just saw moments ago.  

[h-otpursuitmachine]

“You know, despite what Rider told me, I STILL don’t the meaning of it very well”

“...Welp, maybe if I use my Wi-Fi on my system to connect to the internet,” Wait, he do that? “And search about it, maybe I will get more info on it.”

“Alrighty, let’s see here. I just doing think first word in my database onit, and it will randomly give me the results!”

SCANNING...

SEARCHING FOR...

‘🅟🅡🅔🅥🅘🅔🅦🅣🅔🅧🅣🅟🅡🅔🅥🅘🅔🅦’ @ SITE ‘🅣🅔🅧🅣🅟🅡🅔🅥🅘🅔🅦🅣🅔🅧🅣’

SEARCH FOUND. RESULTS: ‘1,000,000′

“Okay, let see what we got here-”

“...?”

“?!?!?!?!?”

After upon seeing what his screen had displayed, Heavy Gunner instantly made the most horrible mistake in his entire life.

Everything was falling apart, everything was crumbling down around here. He had seen, cannot be unseen. His body was in total vibration, shaking violently, beep noises coming his sound system alone, as well buzzing and electricity surging around his body, loud, unnerving, near-chaotic even. 

He was on the ground, the highlight on his eyes flickering like crazy, the only he could see was a bunch of error messages popping on his screen in total redness.

He couldn’t up it, he couldn’t talk, he couldn’t even any other reaction or movement despite the one he’s having now.

And Then...

‘BUZZAP!’

A single electric shock, instantly made a pop from his metal head, as he stood there in complete silent, no movements at all,i as gray smoke emerges all around his broken down circuits.

All systems were down, he was... just nothing moving at all.

But, he wasn’t dead. He just had a Eggrobo equivalent to the infamous, Blue Screen of Death.

Even his once red eyes, whit pupils, were now just plain, and simple color blue,

as well displaying that said, Blue Screen of Death.

This is the worst thing he ever did. He will regret it in his entire life.

Oh, the Badnik God, our lord and savior,   please take this fellow living Eggrobo out of his misery. 

Please, he had seen the unspeakable, the horrible, the grand devil of all things.

Please, our Badnik God, please erase the sins that is trapped in his database memory, so that he will never be horrified from such thing ever again.

[mirageofthereef-blog]

h-otpursuitmachine:

He looked at the golden-colored jewel ring on Rider’s right hand. He gazed at it, slowly and blankly. His expression is clad with bewilderment and confusion.

…Marriage?! He thought. This WHOLE entire concept is very complex foreign for him. Then again, these things don’t interested him.

This,,, news coming from Heavy Rider, is in loved with Heavy Magician, and it is NOT friendly love type. This is… quite shocker.(Literally) He trying his best to warped his head around this, what is going here?

He got many questions blowing around his AI chip like a twister: 

 1.How did this happen?  2.WHEN did this happen?  3.How is that even possible? 4. WHAT KINDA RELATIONSHIP IS THIS?!

His mind is slightly fry as his chip overloaded trying to his very best to determine all of this, to the point he even said this:

“I… Wha…” If ONE does eyed and listen very clearly, there’s very low buzzing noise from his head frame, maybe even an unnoticeable spark.  “Does…. not compute???” There was a little part of his old programming slipping back as a simple Eggrobo back there. Huh, looks like he’s no different from his team, huh?

Friendship, he can understand. Teamwork, he can at least understand. Every emotions under the sun can he certainly try and learn understand, but THIS? This is… certainly something else.

Lucky, he snapped out of his confusion and is back into reality, shaking his head.

“Wait, WAAAAIT the darn minute here!” He said, gesturing a stop single with both of his gloved hands towards Rider, and holding them up. “Okay, so let me get this straight….” He spoke in a sudden calm and composure tone, eyes went dimmed, while his right glove makes a number one finger. “You’re saying that… you and Magi, are getting a ‘Marriage?`, right?” 

He then pause for a moment…before his eyes snap back on, yelling, throwing his arms up in the air. “What does even mean?!” He shouted out of pure confusion, stressing of not able to calculating. I mean, he’s a life-like robot and all, but this is WHOLE new idea to him!-

“Alright, alright…” He tried to retain his composure, crossing his arms, pinching his fore-frame, gazing at Rider with a rather tired and pique face. “Can you… PLEASE explain all of this? When? HOW?”

Meanwhile, The three Hi-Spec Robo Chasers just state at their leader, with mindless and emotionless gaze and expression. Unfortunately, neither of them noticed Jimmy’s approaching them in any means as they don’t care, as their AI are not programmed for playing or any sight of actual affection.

Poor Jimmy,  

“Well?” She spoke out. “What do ya’s think, very fascinatin’ from the looks, ain’t it?” Giggling away, it had her flaring up in joy about the thoughts on her wife again, but to remind herself to not let herself get too overjoyed now! It’s more important to go through the day.

As she sways in place for a response, there didn’t seem to be any coming from this Robo-Cop. Giving a perplexed looked, all while waiting for his response. But that’s when she sort of noticed something was wrong when he spoke out a few words.

“Ehh… Gunner?” His tone made it a little concerning to her perspective, was it how she said it that didn’t seem to imply for his understanding about what it is? It wasn’t long until he spoke to her in a different manner, as she looked at his gloved hand from making a stop gesture.

Paying attention further with his words, that only led her to being surprised and confusion. Does… does he actually not know what marriage is? It only dealt further when she flinched from his yelling. She never thought to see him like this… “Okay, okay, wooah Gunner!” Gesturing her gloved hands in a stop position. She didn’t mean to make him flair up with that type of behaviour. Not that she shouldn’t ‘explain’ all of it, but supposedly; cut to the chase.

“I’ll put it simply for ya’s to what marriage means!” She said, preparing to explain as she took a deep breath. “Marriage is a thing that happens in someone’s life, it’s when two people love each other very much, they wanna be together for the remind of it. That’s why I have this ring on me gloved hand, it’s a resemble of showin’ that I’m married to my dearly Magi!”

“Do ya’s understand now..?” She questioned to him. Meanwhile, Jimmy; tried to get the three Hi-Spec Robo Chaser’s attention, sadly… neither of them noticed him. To Jimmy’s disappointment, he drove casually back over to Rider with his head down. Only to accidentally bump into the back of Heavy Gunner’s leg, poor Motobug wasn’t looking where he was going.

[h-otpursuitmachine]

“Wait, so that basically what it is?” Heavy Gunner said in genuine surprise. So, it’s like.. loving someone you care about, not in that kinda way, and it’s other way around and...

God, this is much harder to wrap his metal head with. This... ‘marriage’. Isn’t it like a thing most of organic life mostly do when two people, and their relation with each other transformed into something even more different? Something...

Something... like a darn talking, living, clueless Eggrobo like Heavy Gunner doesn’t understand? 

GOD.

“...Oookay?” He said with uncertain tone on his voice. He was showing more mixture of doubts and uncertainly. “I... I don’t still don’t  get all of this, but I GUESS I’m trying to?” Again, not really sure.

For a very short moment of time, he spoke up on question with his arm folded.

“Wait, I got one question: It is even POSSIBLE for us, Eggrobos to do this... ‘marriage’ thing time to time? I thought it was a thing that organic being do.” He spoke like he’s asking a honest question.

“I mean, well, I get the friendship stuff, but, GEEE, this something else.” He sighed out a small tired noise. Tired of all this thinking, soon he might have overload on his AI if he don’t trying. 

“I had been working on police forces in all my life, and never heard of this.”

You were freaking created as a normal Eggrobo by the mad genius doctor himself, and you JUST got this form months ago. How the-

[h-otpursuitmachine]

M!A: Studiopolis zone is now crime-ridden. Now you can finally do your job, Gunner!

|Cool idea, nice to get a random M!A out of no where in my Tumblr rping life, but I’m gonna have to afraid deny this.

Mainly because things to stop rush up really fast, but to not go TOO long. So I want to Heavy Gunner to find his own crimes in his very own pace just so I can balance his development on becoming:

A Eggrobo who is feared by citizens due to past experiences to a Eggrobo who gain trusted by the people and become his very own hero.

Which MAY take awhile. So, yeah, dropping this one.

However, if I post another meme of M!A feel free to send me one!(Just as long it isn’t NSFW.)    

And either if I’m doing for the sack of taking my sweet time on developing Heavy Gunner’s character, or if it is me just being a ruthless mun by making Heavy Gunner die from complete boredom?

…I’ll let you guys theorize that.

Anyway, thanks for the meme post, I really do appreciated it!|   

[h-otpursuitmachine]

You should go to Gotham City instead. Plenty of crime in THAT city for you to blow up.

“Gotham City? Weeeell, I always did wonder how my life would be like if headed somewhere where crimes is everywhere, everyday, everytime.”

“However, my dear random citizen that has no face, I believe the city you’re talking about probably already have protecters defending the city as we speak!”

“And honestly? I made a decision to stay Stuidopoils to defend from criminals scums,  and I’m gonna keep it!”

Good. Because Gotham City kinda… already have crazy heroes protecting the city. We… We don’t another one, okay?   

[h-otpursuitmachine]

He got the N E E D F O R S P E E D

|I’m putting a new petition for a Sonic platformer/racing game starting Heavy Gunner.

It’s called Heavy Gunner R: Hot Pursuit Forces. It gonna have… a huge story, dark, and overall a lot high-speed racing and chases to go around.

It’ s going to be released 2050, I will be very old at that time.  

Yup.

Best game idea ever. …Not.|

[mirageofthereef-blog]

h-otpursuitmachine:

“Heh. Well, when you’re a hard-working robo police officer protectin’ the fair citizens of Stuidopoils, of course I’m doing well as this zone’s hero here!” And he spoke with that in totally pride. …Weyup, that retorted remark Rider totally went pass over the Eggrobo cop’s head.

Doesn’t help the fact that his rep and heroic in general is rather ill, especially when most citizens don’t really like his presence, so he mostly lying towards that as well.

But, it’s a process! A slow, and painfully one.

And so, Heavy Gunner just stood where he was, listening to Heavy Rider’s other respond about something else that she remember. Maybe something quite important that he doesn’t know about as up to recently?

Oh, not invited to something? Oh, okay!

…

Wait…   

“What?! What you mean I’m not invited? What did I do wrong? In fact, what exactly that I’m not invited to? A special event? A party? Come oooon, tell me!” He demanded, something sign of clear impatient, crossing his arms in an angry fashion.

Why wasn’t he invited? He felt a mixture of betrayal and anger in his robotic machinery. He felt like it was quite unfair for him to not be invited to certain event. He’s still part of the Hard-boiled Heavies, so… what gives? 

Rider thought for a moment when he asked about why he wasn’t invited… Oh jeez, it’s not that she couldn’t just straight up give the answer and tell him why exactly. Supposedly an excuse would do enough, which probably is do-able to get around.

“W-well… We wasn’t sure! Ya’s could had been busy on the usual schedules and we didn’t think ya’s be interested ‘bout it!” An excuse there was enough to explain, clearly they didn’t invite him because… well, bringing that weapon of his and blowing up stuff would had been an issue. “But, anyways…”

Before she prepare to say what next, she noticed Jimmy was trying to scoot over to the other Egg-Robo. So, she let go of the lead as he drove over. “As I was saying… I need to show you this!” She showed off her right gloved hand, what appears to be a gold ring on one finger.

“I got married to Heavy Magician, recently!!”

[h-otpursuitmachine]

He looked at the golden-colored jewel ring on Rider’s right hand. He gazed at it, slowly and blankly. His expression is clad with bewilderment and confusion.

...Marriage?! He thought. This WHOLE entire concept is very complex foreign for him. Then again, these things don’t interested him.

This,,, news coming from Heavy Rider, is in loved with Heavy Magician, and it is NOT friendly love type. This is... quite shocker.(Literally) He trying his best to warped his head around this, what is going here?

He got many questions blowing around his AI chip like a twister: 

 1.How did this happen?  2.WHEN did this happen?  3.How is that even possible? 4. WHAT KINDA RELATIONSHIP IS THIS?!

His mind is slightly fry as his chip overloaded trying to his very best to determine all of this, to the point he even said this:

“I... Wha...” If ONE does eyed and listen very clearly, there’s very low buzzing noise from his head frame, maybe even an unnoticeable spark.  “Does.... not compute???” There was a little part of his old programming slipping back as a simple Eggrobo back there. Huh, looks like he’s no different from his team, huh?

Friendship, he can understand. Teamwork, he can at least understand. Every emotions under the sun can he certainly try and learn understand, but THIS? This is... certainly something else.

Lucky, he snapped out of his confusion and is back into reality, shaking his head.

“Wait, WAAAAIT the darn minute here!” He said, gesturing a stop single with both of his gloved hands towards Rider, and holding them up. “Okay, so let me get this straight....” He spoke in a sudden calm and composure tone, eyes went dimmed, while his right glove makes a number one finger. “You’re saying that... you and Magi, are getting a ‘Marriage?`, right?” 

He then pause for a moment...before his eyes snap back on, yelling, throwing his arms up in the air. “What does even mean?!” He shouted out of pure confusion, stressing of not able to calculating. I mean, he’s a life-like robot and all, but this is WHOLE new idea to him!-

“Alright, alright...” He tried to retain his composure, crossing his arms, pinching his fore-frame, gazing at Rider with a rather tired and pique face. “Can you... PLEASE explain all of this? When? HOW?”

Meanwhile, The three Hi-Spec Robo Chasers just state at their leader, with mindless and emotionless gaze and expression. Unfortunately, neither of them noticed Jimmy’s approaching them in any means as they don’t care, as their AI are not programmed for playing or any sight of actual affection.

Poor Jimmy,  

[hardboiled-king-moved]

Heavy King listened to the other Egg-Robo go on about all of this, and well, he couldn’t really complain. He was rather glad that someone had come to see him in such a time. Such a time that a great feeling of unease had begun to trouble him. There was lots he didn’t reveal, not to anyone except for Magician and Rider, whom he considered close friends. Heavy Gunner on the other hand, was merely a friend.

“You frightened me!!” He hissed at the smaller badnik, looking angry for a second before his expression softened a great deal. “Though.. I-I am glad that you came. I…. I really haven’t been doing so well as of late.”

Would he even understand him if he tried to explain the reasoning behind his state of mind??? He didn’t know, but holding it all in wasn’t really doing much to make him feel any better.

“There’s something I must tell you.. But you CANNOT repeat it, under ANY circumstances. Do you understand??”

[h-otpursuitmachine]

Looking at his leader more now, he DOES not seems like his better days, not mention being quite cranky as an addition. Whatever the man has to say, it probably something that Gunner will do his typical duties for the King, just like old times.

It might quite important, his tone sounded drained, troublesome, and overall grim. He’s not acting the way he used to. Then again, It has been a long awhile since he saw the guy. ...Maybe it was a good idea to come here, to meet his leader again, because something seems wrong, something he’s not aware of…?

What could be the huge problem? And well, he don’t know. But, he about to find about now. He was pretty confident whatever Heavy King is doing to give him, he can handle it. Probably.

If it is a mission for him to do, then that will get him quite interested.

Getting some ACTION in his life that he so long craved, his duties in Studiopoils were REALLY bumping him down a notch. Anything involving blowing something up, sent a surge of excitement to his machinery.

...Though, he must admit he hadn’t been acting quite himself too. When was the last time he ever just... randomly boom stuff on Stuidopoils for sheer wicked trilling of harming the citizens within the Zone? Causing chaos for the sack either for the vile fun of it, or obeying Heavy King’s orders on what to do?

What happened? He used to feel those feelings.

Now? His deranged state of the ‘loose cannon’, the ‘strong arm’ of the Hard-Boiled Heavies is not the same anymore due to him being more free from the dark exposure of the Phantom Ruby, and if implied, away from Robotnik control, and Heavy King’s ruthless orders, who was probably was in the same boat of being corrupted by the Ruby like any go the others.

Yeah, that probably did it.

Nowdays, he’s… mellowed down, but not tame in any means, and still a lunatic who loves cop chase, action, blowing things up.  

Things are different, and he now use his insane characteristic for good purpose, thanks to the bright enlightenment.

The Eggrobo cop’s eyes flickered in curiosity, interested, and perhaps a great sense of a feeling that whatever Heavy King is about to tell him is quite dreaded in its own right. His thin machinery arms crosses, as he, or at least try, to be serious as any cop officer would be and when it comes to these kind of things, especially to the Chief. Posture straight, and eyes locked and focused up towards Heavy King to give him the expression that Heavy Gunner solely have his full attention.

He was ready.

“Uh…” He stated. Well, he is kinda ready, but he gripped his line for a short moment, until he came out with it. “Well, uh, whatever you have to say Chief, you have my full attention and listening, sir!” Again, trying to sound real serious, but the way he does is like typical Soldier.

Typical Heavy Gunner.

[hardboiled-king-moved]

{ @h-otpursuitmachine​ }

Heavy King wasn’t expecting anyone to come and see him now, and since he wasn’t, he’d decided to take a bit of time off to rest some. Things had been… Troubling recently, and he was left in a near constant state of fear and paranoia. It was understandable though, as everything he was afraid of stemmed from the cursed gem. He couldn’t get rid of it, nor could he destroy it, it was far too important.

He’d been stuck in thought, as usual and hadn’t noticed that anyone had come to see him. The place was quiet, just like he would’ve preferred it to be. The quiet was such a nice sound to him, especially since he never got to hear such silence.

When Heavy Gunner showed up out of nowhere, the monarch was understandably startled, causing him to let out possibly the silliest sound. He jumped, letting out a startled noise, swiftly turning on his feet to face whatever, or whoever it was that was there.

“Goodness me..” He muttered, sounding less than happy about being disturbed. “What is it that you want?”

[h-otpursuitmachine]

When comes to his duties, Heavy Gunner thought it was time to take a little break. I mean, all cops like himself need breaks, right? Heavy Gunner needed a little one from his job anyway. Why you asked? To get away from all the fruitless and dull watch out on the city every day and night.

And if he’s not there? No need to worry! His crew would take care of anything while he gone!

...

Okay, you may wanna worry, concerning the fact without Heavy Gunner, the Hi-Spec Robo Chasers could cause great damage on the city without Heavy Gunner’s specific orders.

Eh, crimes are rare to Stuidopoils, so it is all good. Someone should tell Heavy Gunner that.

It has been awhile since he had seen his teammates. He could visit anyone if he likes to now, he has some time to kill. And, out of all the others? It was Heavy King he decided to visit.

Besides, Heavy King is someone that Heavy Gunner really do admires.

Heavy Gunner has his ways on doing entrance. He’s not like the others who will do it normally, all his entrance are noted to quite brisk, hasty, and loud, making his presence very clear that he’s coming, or if he’s somewhere nearby.

No doubt, he just… {zoooooOOOOOM!} right in. Yup, just… zoomed into the doorway where Heavy King is at, out of no where, not even a knock or even a warning, he just… appeared in a flash!

But, not like Sonic though, not in a million years.

The Eggrobo cop gave a friendly salute to his leader, as he descended down to the floor, eye to eye, face to face with a sense of great admire and honor, ...or being scared to death.

“Greetings, Chief! Heavy Gunner reportin’ in!” Hammy son of a Eggrobo isn’t he? Scaring Heavy King to death like that, he lucky that he didn’t caused the Phantom King to have a darn BSOD.

When Heavy King asked his reasoning being here, the Eggrobo cop just let out small chuckle, putting his gloved hands on to his sides, as he gazed up to Heavy King, giving what can be seen as emulation of a cheeky expression, in a friendly manner, of course.

“Ah, I just came to see you how you doin’, Chief! And by the way how you jumped when you saw me come in, you were pretty happy and surprise to see good ol’ Heavy Gunner, am I right?”

No, you scared him, Gunner. Such an ignorant Badnik.

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse a fear you see them having, and they will rate it from 0-10 depending on how much it frightens them.

0 being “I’m not scared of that at all” to 10 being “NOPE NOPE NOPE”

[mirageofthereef-blog]

h-otpursuitmachine:

Yes, a fine test gone well!

…Okay, not really.

Heavy Gunner’s recent update on his jetpack is suppose let him achieve maximum top speed against criminals are quite speedy to catch up on. It’s mainly only used if his personal copper or men are down.

He has been doing these tests on it for awhile, and this is one of his tenth try this week to see how it works now.

It’s… still very flawed. His upgraded Jetpack show great potential, but the main problem lies on how it handles, which it does quite poorly, and tends to get too overheated enough to cause malfunction.

Seems like Heavy Gunner a lot things to fix on jetpack’s engine and so on.

He is blessed with smartness, but even his AI and IQ in general are limited in its own interesting way, somehow with stupidity in the mix.

Oh well, it’s on the beta stage, so there’s a lot room for improvement on it.

Heavy Gunner’s eyes flickered back online brightly. Huh, he doesn’t remember the zone looking this before…

Oh right, that’s because he was upside down, looking all loose and sloppy. According to the latest memory in database? He crashed on the wall, so that’s great.

…Why didn’t he literally crashed into it and broke it? His speed shouldn’t had been enough to so. Eh, oh well, no time to dwell on physics and logic that may not be explain anytime soon.

With an annoyed look, he whipped out a notepad and pen behind…uh, out of no where, and wrote down some notes for him to remember.

“Note to self: Find a way to stop Jetpack from overheating from a short period of time

And learn to land very early enough to stop and break…”

He let out a disappointing sigh, as he put back his notepad and pen to whatever it came from, and crossing arms in a grumpy manner.

His crew was just… there, staring robotically down towards their leander while in mid-air. Clearly, out of the other two, Bold was first to spoke.

“YOU HAVE FAILED THE TEST-“

“Yeah, I know.”

“REASONS: COLLIDING INTO A WALL.”

“Yeah, I get it.”

“HOWEVER, BY ATTEMPTING AND FAILING THE TEST 10 TIMES. YOU HAVE RECEIVED THE ‘KIDDES PRIZE’.”

“THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE INFOMATION, BOLD!” He retorted, throwing his arms up.

This is just not his day, not at all.

However, a familiar presence spoke towards the now resentment Eggrobo Cop.

Oh, it was Heavy Rider, holding little Jimmy on a lead as an addition.

Crud… he thought to himself, his nervousness would be much more clearer if he could ever just emulate sweats coming down on his face.

“Uh,” He began. “Rider! Heh, I-I didn’t expect you to take a scroll this early morning.” Why are you testing your upgraded jetpack this early morning is one of the main question we should answering.

He knew he was in a little… embarrassing solution, and for that, he refuses to let his pride/ego to break down, and try and cover up his failure.

“Now, it’s not what looks like.” He said, holding up his gloved hands defensively.

“This is just one of my….Uh…one of my various ways on how I relax, you know?”

Nice excuse.

“I TOTALLY achieve what I had done today.” He crosses his arms with a proud expression, clearly impress by his own little ‘cover-up’ towards his teammate.

ACCORDING TO MY RESULTS, YOU HAVE FAILED THE TEST MULTIPLE TIMES.” Bold said in his typical flat voice, debunked the cover-up. How sad. “YOUR BEST TIME WAS… “0’13’34” SECONDS. YOU ALSO HAVE RECEIVED THE ‘KIDDIES’ PRIZE.”

Heavy Gunner motioned his head towards Bold, giving him sharp glare that just tells: ‘Do you ever just shut up for once?’ Obviously, his programming was not made for that.

Great team, am I right?  

Upon inspection from what’s happening here, Rider wasn’t buying this a little, as she squinted her eyes. With the other Egg-Robos made it obvious that something was up, but why should she care? It’s one of Gunner’s usual days of causing havoc around the place, even with waking her up with all the commotion at night.

“Well, well.. I hope it’s doin’ ya’s well as bein’ a hero around here!” There was a little to some sarcasm, but it probably would fly over that egg head of his. Regarding that, just before she plans to get going, she had remembered an occurring event that happened a few days ago. So she thought for a moment and decided to go a little softer with him.

“Ooh, I remembered somethin’ that I think ya’s like to hear? Sadly, we didn’t invite ya’s due to… personal reasons!" While she was busy discussing with Gunner, Jimmy tries to reach over to the other Egg-Robos. Which to no avail as the lead wasn’t long enough.

[h-otpursuitmachine]

“Heh. Well, when you’re a hard-working robo police officer protectin’ the fair citizens of Stuidopoils, of course I’m doing well as this zone’s hero here!” And he spoke with that in totally pride. ...Weyup, that retorted remark Rider totally went pass over the Eggrobo cop’s head.

Doesn’t help the fact that his rep and heroic in general is rather ill, especially when most citizens don’t really like his presence, so he mostly lying towards that as well.

But, it’s a process! A slow, and painfully one.

And so, Heavy Gunner just stood where he was, listening to Heavy Rider’s other respond about something else that she remember. Maybe something quite important that he doesn’t know about as up to recently?

Oh, not invited to something? Oh, okay!

...

Wait...   

“What?! What you mean I’m not invited? What did I do wrong? In fact, what exactly that I’m not invited to? A special event? A party? Come oooon, tell me!” He demanded, something sign of clear impatient, crossing his arms in an angry fashion.

Why wasn’t he invited? He felt a mixture of betrayal and anger in his robotic machinery. He felt like it was quite unfair for him to not be invited to certain event. He’s still part of the Hard-boiled Heavies, so... what gives? 

[mirageofthereef-blog]

@h-otpursuitmachine

Having to leave her little dorm, apartment from here at Studiopolis Zone, the one place she resides at since the old place at Lava Reef Zone was blocked off, she decided to take a really early morning walk with her companion, Jimmy; putting a lead onto him and giving him a few gentle pets. As always, he liked his pettings so much.

All the while admiring her ring on her right gloved hand as she thought about her beloved wive, Magician. She couldn’t wait to see her again and the thoughts made her blush, but so much needed to be done and that had to wait! As she locked the door to her dorm, she heads outside and prepares her morning. Which of course, around 5 am at this hour.

As soon as she exits the building, she saw a familiar figure in the distance. Oh, it’s Heavy Gunner. Knowing for her, he’s usually busy with his duties as usual, some of which involves blowing up things that makes some disturbance around this place.

Oh, why, why of all places did she had to move here to begin with?

Seems like he had already caused some ruckus with something at the scene, along with a few of his Egg-Robo crew. Not that she didn’t wanted to see what was going on, but she hesitated to doing so and see what’s going on.

“… So, Gunner. What did ya’s do this time?” She asked him, a little tiring in her voice while holding the lead that’s connected to Jimmy.

[h-otpursuitmachine]

Yes, a fine test gone well!

…Okay, not really.

Heavy Gunner’s recent update on his jetpack is suppose let him achieve maximum top speed against criminals are quite speedy to catch up on. It’s mainly only used if his personal copper or men are down.

He has been doing these tests on it for awhile, and this is one of his tenth try this week to see how it works now.

It’s… still very flawed. His upgraded Jetpack show great potential, but the main problem lies on how it handles, which it does quite poorly, and tends to get too overheated enough to cause malfunction.

Seems like Heavy Gunner a lot things to fix on jetpack’s engine and so on.

He is blessed with smartness, but even his AI and IQ in general are limited in its own interesting way, somehow with stupidity in the mix.

Oh well, it’s on the beta stage, so there’s a lot room for improvement on it.

Heavy Gunner’s eyes flickered back online brightly. Huh, he doesn’t remember the zone looking this before…

Oh right, that’s because he was upside down, looking all loose and sloppy. According to the latest memory in database? He crashed on the wall, so that’s great.

…Why didn’t he literally crashed into it and broke it? His speed shouldn’t had been enough to so. Eh, oh well, no time to dwell on physics and logic that may not be explain anytime soon.

With an annoyed look, he whipped out a notepad and pen behind…uh, out of no where, and wrote down some notes for him to remember.

“Note to self: Find a way to stop Jetpack from overheating from a short period of time

And learn to land very early enough to stop and break...”

He let out a disappointing sigh, as he put back his notepad and pen to whatever it came from, and crossing arms in a grumpy manner.

His crew was just… there, staring robotically down towards their leander while in mid-air. Clearly, out of the other two, Bold was first to spoke.

“YOU HAVE FAILED THE TEST-“

“Yeah, I know.”

“REASONS: COLLIDING INTO A WALL.”

“Yeah, I get it.”

“HOWEVER, BY ATTEMPTING AND FAILING THE TEST 10 TIMES. YOU HAVE RECEIVED THE ‘KIDDES PRIZE’.”

“THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE INFOMATION, BOLD!” He retorted, throwing his arms up.

This is just not his day, not at all.

However, a familiar presence spoke towards the now resentment Eggrobo Cop.

Oh, it was Heavy Rider, holding little Jimmy on a lead as an addition.

Crud… he thought to himself, his nervousness would be much more clearer if he could ever just emulate sweats coming down on his face.

“Uh,” He began. “Rider! Heh, I-I didn’t expect you to take a scroll this early morning.” Why are you testing your upgraded jetpack this early morning is one of the main question we should answering.

He knew he was in a little… embarrassing solution, and for that, he refuses to let his pride/ego to break down, and try and cover up his failure.

“Now, it’s not what looks like.” He said, holding up his gloved hands defensively.

“This is just one of my….Uh…one of my various ways on how I relax, you know?”

Nice excuse.

“I TOTALLY achieve what I had done today.” He crosses his arms with a proud expression, clearly impress by his own little ‘cover-up’ towards his teammate.

ACCORDING TO MY RESULTS, YOU HAVE FAILED THE TEST MULTIPLE TIMES.” Bold said in his typical flat voice, debunked the cover-up. How sad. “YOUR BEST TIME WAS… “0’13’34” SECONDS. YOU ALSO HAVE RECEIVED THE ‘KIDDIES’ PRIZE.”

Heavy Gunner motioned his head towards Bold, giving him sharp glare that just tells: ‘Do you ever just shut up for once?’ Obviously, his programming was not made for that.

Great team, am I right?  

[h-otpursuitmachine]

"Hiya Gunner!!" Magi waves, seeming very cheerful as usual.

Heavy Gunner and The Hi-Spec Robo Chasers were just doing their typical watch out for anything… misdeeds going on amongst the loud crown of Studiopoils.

And So far? Nothing. And nothing, = The Toxicity that expose Heavy Gunner due to the boredom that he has to endure every single day.

He and his little team did went flew around the city to see if there’s anything odd and strange going on. And again, nothing much. And when he thinks there’s something going on, it turns out to be nothing as well,

Most of the citizens in the Zone usually don’t show their happy faces towards the converted Eggrobo cop. No doubt, they don’t trust him, nor actually feel comfortable around him and his team’s presence still. 

And when Heavy Gunner shot a happy wave to them, most would back away, or give him sharp glares. No doubt, that is gonna be awhile before the citizens actually show true love for his changed way and good deeds overall.

Suddenly, the robotic Eggrobo cop perked his head up instantly, and when his hearing sensors had picked up something calling his name somewhere down below. it sounded awfully familiar, cheerful-like, almost like…

Oh, it was her! Heavy Magician, who was waving upwards to Gunner, happy as usual.

Eh, if it will pass the time for something eventually happen, why not talk?

He gestured an order to his team to keep watch on the zone, while he goes to talk someone important.

Heavy boosted his jetpack upwards, and descended down to the ground in front of his good ally, friend, partner, whatever!

He gave a happy greeting to Magi, returning a wave back. 

“Well, well, if isn’t Magi! What’s up? I’m surprise to you came to see me.” 

He crosses his arms, gazing at Magician with plain curiosity. 

“So, what brings to the city? Came to see what I am cookin’ up around here, eh? You came to see me go ‘KABOOM! criminals right out the window!”

He laughed, and if he had full facial features, it would totally show signs of a smug expression on his face.

He’s being arrogant, but what do you expect?      

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@h-otpursuitmachine

So many new Zones with this… ‘Phantom Ruby’… Perhaps he should search his own Zone for it… but for the time being, he would study them in other Zones to avoid causing any damage to his own Zone. Hopefully he wouldn’t run into any issues…

Suddenly, his sensors detected something nearby…. for the time being, he stayed silent as to try to avoid detection.

[h-otpursuitmachine]

Another night in the life of Studiopoils.

Calm... 

Peaceful... 

And so god awfully booooooring!

Tonight, no crimes appeared, and Heavy Gunner just itching for something to happen at even given time. He... He doesn’t  know what he want to know, but he wants some sign of criminal activity or... some sorta danger ahead.

The robotic Eggrobo cop let out a long groan through his synthesizing voice chip, just shows his complete expression of how boredom is slowly drowning him to deep depth of the ocean.

He doesn’t find something soon, he gonna be one unhappy camper tonight. His team came back after scanning through the whole city that he specifically ordered them to do so.

Eggrobo let out a flat sign, and stood up from city building’s top that he was using for the steak out. He crosses his arms with an impatient mannerism and look as he gazes up towards the three.

“Bold,” He started. “Meter, Rapid, did you find anything yet? Any suspicious problems, anything at all?”

“SORRY, BUT THERE IS NO MALICIOUS ACTIVITY IN ANY OF GIVEN THE AERAS.” Bold spoke in a typical flat tone that should come out from a plain Badnik like him.

 Heavy Gunner once again let out a groan, as he bridges his non-existing nose, well, he had one, of course. Just night he needed; Nothing. Just... Nothing.

No action, no high-speed chases, nothing.

“Greeeat. Just... Great! Another night of nothin’. Isn’t... Isn’t that great, Bold?”

“SORRY, BUT I DO UNDERSTAND ON WHY YOU HAVE FOUND THIS RATHER GREAT.” 

“That was sarcasm, Bold. Come on, I given you the info on that, you should had gotten the understandin’ of it right now!”

“SORRY, I’M NOT PROGRAM TO UNDERSTAND ANY FORM OF MOCKERY OR JOKES. I’M ONLY PROGRAM TO OBEY YOUR ORDERS, AND WORK WITH YOU AGAINST-”

“Yeah, yeah, get it! You are ONLY program to work with me against crimes, and nothin’ beyond that crud, I get it, you don’t have to explain everytime to me!”

Bold mechanically tiled his head, like some sorta confused and lost child. “THEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISABLE OPTION ON CORRECTING YOU ON SUCH THING?”

...Annnnd THERE’S goes the stress. Building up... Building up even higher!

“JUST... go back to your search. All of you!” He said sternly, trying to maintain his cool. “Keep searching the city, we are BOUND find out somethin’ fishy afoot!”

“...BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD A FISH WOULD BE SOMETHING TO-”

“JUST GO BACK YOUR SEARCH!” He snapped angrily, throwing his arms up to air, they just broke his stress meter. 

The three rebuilt Eggrobos nodded to their chief, headed back to their searching. And Heavy Gunner just... alone again, sitting back down, back on drowning down into utterly and painful boredom(at least to him.)

He swear to all Badniks, he doesn’t find something soon...