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So uh. Here’s every (currently living) Thunderclan cat!! plus kind-of-minnowtail I guess

Who let this clan get so damn big

#god fuck it hurts to not see leafpool in here HJMSDKJHFDGF

another emergency adopt! She’s gonna be 25 dollars, if you are interested please contact me through IM on tumblr or on my Discord if you have it! <3

ethmoids

BUY BUY BUY IT

jame7t

*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*

cybercrimer

kermakatti

Here I go musically shitposting again

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are you fucking kidding me this is a banger

no-mi-torta

POST A DOWNLOAD LINK YOU COWARD

kawaiijohn

op actually provided a link on the original post a while ago but here’s the youtube link !

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i went in to a cells at work thread on 4chan’s /a/ because i can’t help but immerse myself in sludge and the whole thread was anons talking about how they’ve been eating better and drinking more water because they want the anime girls that live inside of them to be happier

shinzo abe you son of a bitch, you did it.

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cells at work is an anime about anthropomorphic cells living in a human body, depicted as a large city

otaku on 4chan watched the show and, in a desire to make the cells in their bodies happy, have started to live healthier lives

shinzo abe, the prime minister of japan and noted son of a bitch, actually managed to get anime viewers to start taking care of themselves through anime

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Mission accomplished, now fuck already.

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baby steps, mister prime minister.

kasaron

Did you all not know that this was a thing?

Half my friends started getting healthier cause My Hero Academia, and wanting to be more heroic. Literally one cited it as the reason he leapt into action, at risk of his own life to save a woman and her child from a car crash.

People need stories to make them who they are, and heroes to aspire to be like.

nightbringer24

Reminds of the quote from C.S. Lewis: “Since it is so likely that they will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage.”

Although this went in a direction I don’t think he could have foreseen.

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when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

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same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

wherehaveyoubeard

revilonilmah

#155 Cyndaquil is baking away!

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

dadalux

B R A D L E Y • G R D

teashoesandhair

I actually love the ungrateful millennial trope, because I went to the V&A today and took a lot of photos of statues’ butts, and it tired me out, so I went to the café and had a cup of tea. In the V&A café, there’s a piano that customers can just use without asking, and a man sat down at it and started to play. I know nothing about music, but it sounded great to me.

At the table next to me was an old couple, probably in their late 60s, and the man kept tutting and sighing as the chap played, and I heard him mutter to his wife, “this is a [insert musty dead white composer here], there should be more MELODY,” and he just kept griping.

Now, to me, an ignorant and uncultured millennial, it just seemed super cool that we were essentially getting a free piano accompaniment to our Earl Grey, and so I stayed a while to listen, because this guy had some balls getting up there to play in front of us all, and I wanted him to feel appreciated. I also live tweeted it, and the old man kept glaring at me for being on the phone. I kid you not.

When he was done, we all (including the grumpy old man) applauded for him, and he looked really surprised. I thought I’d let him know how much I loved it, because I have terrible social anxiety and am trying to get out of my shell a bit, so I approached him and said “I know nothing about music, but I really enjoyed hearing you play,” and he BEAMED.

Turns out that he’s a concert pianist over from Toronto and we essentially got treated to a free preview of his concert tomorrow night. We chatted for a bit and then I left, and the old couple still looked really grouchy.

But hey. Ungrateful millennials!!

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord

Trust me. Millennials have been so deprived, you can give them a free napkin and they will cry. Old people have been so spoiled that you can literally give them a free symphony and they will bitch about it. Nothing satisfies old people.

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angelicguy

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”