Just Fuck Already

Hello, it is I, 57th Prime Minister of Japan, Shinzo Abe. I'm here to remind all of you to please please please PLEASE have kids. I'm tired of you weeaboo NEET shits ruining this country, god damn it.

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So very sad to hear that President Trump won't be joining me in Super Hell, where all politicians go when they die.

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This edible ain't shi-

[hailenj]

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Angelo Badalamenti - Twin Peaks Theme

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change da world my final message. Goodb ye

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If catgirls are “kawaii” then why don’t they exist, huh?

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Here’s me getting a medal for being a fucking legend and also not watching anime.

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We’re introducing a new virgin tax so now all of you have to pay up.

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Merry Christmas, Y’all.

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

this is one of my favorite fucking gifs ever it never gets old

[shinzo-abe-official]

My friend Putin has what the youths call, "sick moves."

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Fire - The Crazy World of Arthur Brown (The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, 1968)

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The porn will be stopped!

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This blog isn’t migrating to Twitter. I’m going down with the ship.

[theflaminglizard006]

I can’t escape you, @shinzo-abe-official , can I?

[shinzo-abe-official]

Escape was never possible in the first place.

[7mangoes]

“cum in me” is the most romantic sentence in the English dictionary

[midori-n]

Nice try 57th prime minister of japan shinzo abe

[shinzo-abe-official]

I'm sorry but what isn't romantic about cum?

[shinzo-abe-official]

Once this blog purge is done, I will be the only blog left and then you will all finally learn your lesson.

[shinzo-abe-official]

“Ha, we’re going to stay on tumblr!”

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You’re kidding, right? “Horny people are not protected under the constitution”.

1. How in fuck’s name do you think you’re existing right now, killing people’s brain cells with every unsensible post you make?

2. From what i’m understanding, Abraham Lincoln, a mostly honorable president, had no rights? People who use their power for good, and have blood children, are straight up shit? You need to rethink your life there, buddy boy.

[logarto]

mate,

[ajani]

Abraham Lincoln, the most notoriously horny president

[momo-de-avis]

Horny abe

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

isn’t that the prime minister of japan

[shinzo-abe-official]

The only thing I'm horny for is my country.

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Once this blog purge is done, I will be the only blog left and then you will all finally learn your lesson.

[shinzo-abe-official]

I am a:

❎ Man

❎ Woman

❎ Filthy Anime Weeaboo

✅ Prime Minister of Japan

Looking for a:

❎ Man

❎ Woman

❎ Cum-stained Dakimura

✅ Increase in Japan’s Birth Rate