hazbin men cock headcanons
7 inches, uncut and girthy. it’s super veiny, the tip deepens in color when he’s aroused. i think he’d keep himself trim but definitely natural, won’t shave at all. when he’s hard, it touches his belly button. he definitely loves slapping his cock on your face, it makes his ego swell.
i think he’s on the bigger dick side, pushing 8 inches, cut. slightly curved to the right. he won’t trip or shave at all and let me tell ya it’s jungle. he’s definitely a shower, only the tip becomes engorged when he’s horny. he loves teasing your entrances with the tip, smearing his precum on your sensitive flesh.
on the smaller side, around 5-6 inches, but it’s thick. definitely cut, well trimmed (he probably makes shapes with the hair, small hearts or cute lil shapes). this man will jerk off for ages, and has some STAMINA. he’s super sensitive, just a slight grind or touch will have him leaking immediately.
oh boy. it’s huge. he’s pushing 11 inches. girthy and veiny, it’s a real pretty cock, with a pink tip. uncut obviously, he doesn’t shave at all. one of his favorite things ever is to see you deepthroating him, your nose buried deep in his hair. what can i say, his dick is his pride and joy.
around 6 inches, uncut, thick. he has zero care down there, like its so rugged it’s almost pretty. it’s got a slight curve to the left. it takes him a bit to get hard, but once he is it grows about an inch or two.
9 inches. circumcised. he has a piercing on it, he takes real good care of his dick. he makes sure to always have and show off the tattoos he has above his cock. (his guilty pleasure is slapping his own dick when he jerks off)
sorry if this is buns i’m high asf