certified golf course hater

• 27 • she/her • ao3: frog_her •

[h0neyfreak]

I opened Instagram for the first time in months and had a DM inviting me to a 10 year HS reunion. I would actually rather die. I didn’t think these things actually happen outside of fiction. Can you imagine literally anything worse than having to see people from HS????

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[punkitt-is-here]

watching an old disney movie

inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats

[konekoling]

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

223.

[h0neyfreak]

I love writing a scene/snippet I really like and then busting into my husband’s office to make him read it. He does not enjoy fiction (can’t visualize anything) and especially doesn’t really get/fw romance novels but he loves reading my writing. So every time his feedback is basically “you’re an incredible writer and I love you. I personally feel this character interaction could be improved by replacing it with several pages of facts about Serbia and an illustrated map.”

[amazoogle]

hey Kickstarter my project is i want to send a MRI machine back to caveman times to heal them #HealAllCavemen

[dogpuppy]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[moveslikekeithrichards]

stylish little bakeries are like "everything is so much better with old cereal on top" and their hearts are in the right places but it isnt entirely correct

[cartoonrival]

fuckkkk i should draw and color a picture but all i have is this baseball bat that i hit myself in the head with over and over and over and over and over and over and over

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[h0neyfreak]

Im obviously not going to post it and dox myself but I just saw one of those “pov: trying to cope after a European vacation” videos. Except it was filmed in a shopping plaza near me. In an industrial district. A 10 minute walk from a very cute walkable neighborhood with a cafe that has a terrace shaded in grapevines. Maybe you’re just bad at coping???

[bafahy]

Tan lines

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[neovagina-penisis-evangelion]

When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.

[ninhaoma-ya]

Too good to leave in the tags

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information