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are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

blueelectricangels

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

mynamebatman

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.

parkchanwoohoo

my dad was DEEPLY offended when i offered to help him set up the switch, saying things like “how old do you think i am” and “i’ve been playing video games since before you were born” etc etc. i didn’t mean to offend him, it’s just that the last console he’s touched was like, the gamecube back when it first came out! things have changed since then. we have touch screen now.

anyway he’s had a bit of a chip on his shoulder since then, and so he basically destroyed Breath of the Wild and left me in he dust. he found more shrines, korok seeds, and armor than i did in like, half the time, and he got very pleased when i told him i didn’t know about certain areas or quests.

i’ll admit i underestimated him because he always seemed to struggle when playing Ocarina of Time back when we lived together when i was like, eight. in hindsight i realize he struggled because he didn’t speak english very well and couldn’t understand most of the on-screen explanations. once he set the language to korean he was blazing through botw so fast he was fighting lynels before i’d even gotten to the point where i felt comfortable with lizalfos.

anyway i’m sick of him rubbing it in so for christmas i’m getting him dark souls. see how much you like challenges then, pops

the-darkest-of-souls

Please update us on how this goes I need to know

life-of-a-wilderness-explorer

I almost failed my fucking physics test because I had this stuck in my head

strayastoner

dusktilldawns

spideyjlaw

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

rhubabby

who decided popcorn was the official movie food

wyvernsdreams

I actually have a serious answer for this. Popcorn was such a cheap but highly popular in demand food, and people loved it as a treat because it was fast, buttery, and salty. While a lot of other businesses at the time were failing because of the Great Depression, the business for production and sale of popcorn thrived because it was so cheap and popular. When WWII came around, other snacks and candies became harder and harder to obtain due to strict rations during wartime, which only encouraged the production and sale of popcorn to compensate. Which… no one seemed to mind. It was a tasty treat everyone loved, and it helped out agricultural businesses and so much more. In any case, popcorn became the official movie food because movie theatres, just like many other business venues during this particular era, weren’t really doing so well with as tight as things were. And with the popcorn business booming and its huge surge in popularity, movie theatres took advantage of the opportunity and started selling this tasty treat as concession. Not only did the sale of popcorn in movie theatres encourage people to come and buy movie tickets, but the concession sales for popcorn just by itself was enough to keep theatres in business. Basically, popcorn is the official movie food because the popcorn industry is what kept the movie industry afloat by keeping theatres and the demand for cinema alive.

jhameia

how to food history

gingeredpolarbears

When my mom was a kid they’d have popcorn for dinner sometimes. Her parents lived during the great depression so this all kinda makes sense.

lilmamabeyellin

liquidlimits-deactivated2019032

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

razxion

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

dailypattondoodles

^^^^

yoyolovesdaiki

He smiled at me so I smiled back! Thanks Buddha. 😁😀☺

laidlays

there’s one image on my computer that’s so unnaturally large that opening it in my browser just about slows the whole fucking thing down to a near halt unless i exit the tab and it’s this single fucking image

terrapincentury-deactivated2018

big thought

babyanimalgifs

Beware of this corgi

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IG: amandaescobar

Go follow my mans on IG

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# ICONIC

boingmann

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted

boingmann

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

boingmann

roomba company, please make this happen

fire-is-her-water

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.