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pierogiy

better luck next time champ

pizzacutt3r

Dark souls critters 2024

soberscientistlife

So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

headspace-hotel

If you see this post it is important to send it to someone else so they too can understand

headspace-hotel

People hardly ever change their minds in front of you...the conversation becomes one of a series of slow drips that builds up to a realization

pierogiy

you can NOT be holding him like that dog

aanya-on-the-sunny

😂😂😂

All in a day's work All this happened within 8 minutes, my crew is unhinged, they have completely traumatized our new friend

tweeterwilbury

Collecting those rn

tweeterwilbury

whumpster-fire

Fuck you, City of Ur!

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Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!

If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!

It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!

If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!

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napneeders

every scifi writer: in 2025 the machines are smarter than anyone thinks they are

real-life 2025 horror: everyone thinks the machines are smarter than they are

belvira

True

biglawbear

Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out

scholar-of-imagination

Sesame Street started in 1969 and basically made the popularity of these names absolutely TANK

nighera

Be nice, his mom dressed him today 🦌🌺

papier-ciseaux

I believe in Zeff's right to make shitty jokes about his leg

Bonus:

jeagan

the art of folding under zero pressure

genderkoolaid

the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn't a club. a cishet guy that likes wearing dresses who fights side by side with us for true liberation, is 100x more queer than a millionaire gay man who's besties with companies that sell us watered down versions of our own culture for profit during pride while donating to homophobic lawmakers every other month.

genderkoolaid

i'm gonna say this again because it really pissed some people off: yes, I would rather have a cishet GNC man who stands with queer people, is involved in our spaces and our culture, stands up for us when we are attacked, and is active in furthering queer liberation, than a rich gay man who spits on the lower-class queers who gave him the ability to be out, who sells his soul to corporations who couldn't give less of a shit about us, just for the wealth and power of capitalism. Fuck that guy. I'm not saying he isn't gay - he is! Nothing can take that away! But we have the saying "not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you" for a reason. The family-friendly gay millionaire isn't my brother. The poor crossdresser who has been a part of this community since it's inception is. Fuck your bootlicking bullshit.