Who?

Grunt

[h20x111]

"Theres a crocodile in my sock"

H20x111 2019

[just-shower-thoughts]

If fireflies didn’t exist on earth and we visited an alien planet to see huge groups of tiny, flying, light up animals it would blow our fucking minds.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you try to rob a bank, regardless of whether you’ll succeed or fail, you’ll have your food, drink, and housing fully paid for the next ten or twenty years.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Out of sight, out of mind” is is completely meaningless when that spider on the wall goes missing

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bill Gates children will likely never outdo him and just be known as Bill Gates kids for the rest of their lives

[just-shower-thoughts]

The people that just want to be left alone are usually the funnest people to hang out with.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you think your life is bad, always remember that there’s a janitor on the set of every porno that has to clean up after every session.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you punch a sleeping person hard enough, they’ll just stay asleep.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would really suck having a sudden earthquake happen during a surgery.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If monsters were real, we would probably just consider them dangerous animals.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If a kid doesn’t know who an older celebrity is, adults think they’re dumb, but if an adult doesn’t know who a young celebrity is, adults still think kids are dumb.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Water fights and water parks are both very big flexes on third world countries

[just-shower-thoughts]

Free money on your birthday is like passing Go and collecting $200 in monopoly

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you get old, the old you is technically the new you, and your young self is the old you.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The reason sex with a vampire doesn’t result in pregnancy isn’t because their sperm is dead, it’s because they cannot come inside without an invitation

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you go to the beach, you’re standing next to the same body of water that’s claimed thousands of human lives.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A nice, cozy rainy day is considered as ‘bad weather’, but a obnoxiously hot, sunny day is considered as 'good weather’