[h3ckn0pe]

Only 90’s kids will remember

[tranquilihty]

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

[biodegrade]

my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric

[h3ckn0pe]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

blocked

[toaster-hacker-deactivated20181]

camels

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

… followed

[h0odrich]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

hey can yall stop posting anime titties for a second? im at the airport on my laptop and its really busy here

[acoolguy]

also please stop posting airplanes when i’m at the hentai convention

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

If you love someone, you will always try harder

[mememolicious]

ive been trying really hard lately to break through my television screen so that one day ill be able to walk into the arms of my beloved Luigi

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

This is what I’m talking about

[nevaehtyler]

lmfaooo

[thenatsdorf]

[larkssparrow]

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

[wjldflower]

2017 mood

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

Surprise, motherfucker.

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

[finallyiveflown-deactivated2016]

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

[greyhorsephoto]

[unclefather]

I have been fooled

[birch-the-fish-crow]

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

[kiwi]

HELP IM SITTING AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THE LORAX NOTICED ME TAKING PICS

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Top 10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster

[memegod]