jellyfish goes straight to hell

blog for filth and really bad fanart orz

[valkyrieofardyn]

Ardyn Bids You A Warm Welcome

[mothmaidenn]

A side-by-side comparisonof Ardyn and #SelfDefenseDude

For those that don’t know, this local guy on the news had an uncanny resemblance to Ardyn and it became a huge meme in Japan so the SquareEnix twitter made their own Ardyn version to promote Episode Ardyn 

and it’s the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen 10/10 promotional material

[pascha-chan]

This the best thing i ever seen!!! Ardyn the only videogame villain that becomes an international meme!!!!

[chocobutt-trash]

My canvas print of @h3llyfish’s gorgeous artwork was finally completed! (see the original here) Thank you h3lly for indulging me with this commission, and I am super impressed with how the folk at the printing place handled your stunning colour palette.

[h3llyfish]

It's so fcking awesome, came out so well! ;^; i'm so honored thank you my dude ♡

[h3llyfish]

A commission for the lovely @chocobutt-trash 

Thank you for being so patient with me OTL;;;

[h3llyfish]

... your ardyn throat-fucking prom gif is my go-to jack off material... thank u...

You’re much obliged, anon. Remember to wash your hands before and after. 

[h3llyfish]

A lovely little Promdyn commission i did for KupoXV’s beautiful fic Lost in Blue. Go check it out! <3

[h3llyfish]

Do you by chance have a main art blog? Or is this the main?

I do, in fact, have a main art blog!  Although I mainly use instagram these days - but that’s about to change after the art convention I’m leaving for in. Ten minutes. lol

Tell you what - this is my trash porn blog for a reason, and I’m a teeny bit reluctant to make different accounts blatantly linkable with a google search, so how about you pm me off anon and i’ll hook u up? :)

[h3llyfish]

Idk if u take requests but,,, pleaseeeeeee draw more of Prompto getting face fucked,,,, you do it so well *prayer hands emoji*

Hey there!Hahaha, well, I take COMMISSIONS, so, let me know if that’s something that interests you. ;)That said, I’ll be pretty much on hiatus until the last week of September, big art thing coming up. But after that there’ll definitely be more dicks, one way or another. 

[h3llyfish]

Yas everyone wants to smooch his lol nose good shit yas yas your art so giving my promdyn love so much life bless so good you draw people so perfectly and the angry lil noct cracks me up

Hey hey, so sorry for the late reply, but I’ve been cooing over this for days! <3 For realsies my dude, thank you. It means the world to me that people can find some joy in my fleeting obsessions with very very bad-but-so-tasty pairings, and your praise is just the best.Especially of my excellent sense of humour, because according to all my friends and family - it’s just you n me, dude. No one else is laughing. But what do they know, am i right?

[h3llyfish]

I just saw this Prompto giving a blowjob gif and omg... Did you think of adding some more frames?

Heya!Hahaha, I’ll freely admit that I haven’t, but won’t rule it out for future projects. ;)

[h3llyfish]

WHAT A TWIST!

chancellor bad-touch does a nice-touch for a change. …still a bad-touch without consent tho. but noct got prom covered. RIP ardyn. this time for good.

[h3llyfish]

Just gotta say I'm in LOVE with your promdyn art and is just fueling the promdyn fic I'm working on like phew promdyn is too hot for me I'm weak the size difference is the best holy shittttt

hotdamn alright that’s pretty cool to hear :’)) thanks so much!and hoooo boy yeah, same. the size difference is really what does it for me. i’m a simple woman. :’)if it means so much to you, i guess i’ll publish one more of those shitty things tomorrow. in your honor.

[h3llyfish]

as promised.

more garbage.

again, shoutout to @chocobutt-trash

[loki-of-war]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: The story begins when the tarantula falls madly in love with the songbird. ————————————————————- The tarantula raged and spewed venom, jealous to its core “He will never have you. Your story was never meant to be. The story, my delectable little songbird, is yours and mine”.

(AU where bad things happen)

[chocobutt-trash]

Killer fic rec, guys

[h3llyfish]

Prom pls run.

Some half-baked storyboarding scribbles for chapter one of one of my other favourite guilty pleasure fics~