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name: nico reyes age: twenty nine occupation: salesman at the 619

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angelina

pass. definitely a pass. i'm sure she's someone's cup of tea, just not over here. too much negativity all the time. 🤷‍♂️ @ang31ina

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don't we all have our family "off their rocker" stories to share? wouldn't be family if we didn't. come to my place on any of those sundays and i can almost guarantee you'd have something else trashy to watch.

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don't offer to help around here.

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i mostly just drink electrolyte water, gotta stay hydrated. my body will thank me for it in the long haul. if i'm having fast food, all bets are off and i'll grab a normal soda. fast food is already killing the idea of nurturing my body anyways so might as well go all out. i'll give the cake pop thing a try and i'll keep you posted.

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i've never really been a coffee or overly sweet drinks kind of guy, i'll probably just take your word for it unless they start serving up some interesting food combos. that would pull me in big time. moving is never fun but the helping offer was already put out there, so that stress is all yours.

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i guess if they're family they can get a pass, although i still think some family shouldn't. but we'll save that for another day. shouting at the tv in sweatpants sounds like a damn near perfect sunday.

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i thought my aura was the only thing keeping this town interesting.

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effort isn't paying for anything though. next time slip him the rejection hotline number and see if you can squeeze another twenty outta him.

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damn, only twenty? inflation is real. he's gotta up his game big time if money's used as the technique.

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smooth and kinda weird is my entire brand, i'll take it.

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what kind of trash tv are we talking? because there's a certain point where i draw the line. or start charging premium rates for call ups with no appointments. all about the money.

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if you need a chew toy to practice on, my schedule's pretty open. i'm kidding, that's weird. unless... okay, whatever. 🙄

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i haven't seen nor heard of the drink 'til you posted, i'll take your word for it though. i haven't had starbucks since god knows when. i also don't know what type of guys you've encountered or let into your home for that matter, hopefully you're good.

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sending thoughts and prayers for the daisy dukes! 🙏 but look on the bright side, no butterfly drink is an excuse to buy something better. welcome to the town though, chivalry isn't dead so let me know if you need help moving boxes.

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it's not my fault my name comes with a few extra zeroes attached. really just sounds like you were unfortunate with that. 🤷‍♂️