h3rs.

(18+12 cryptid she/they) welcome to my chaos 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇸🇩

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[indenialwhore]

Luck would be amazing

[calvinandhobbes]

she let me hit cause i support my public library

[homunculus-argument]

I don't want to get all "hur hur that's not realistic" to amateur writers, but I want to make sure that everyone knows this: in a medieval or medieval-ish setting, someone who's seen an archer before would definitely be able to tell whether someone's an archer just by looking at them.

Archeologists can't tell for sure whether someone was assigned male or female when alive from bone structure, but they can tell whether someone was an archer. Longbow archer, anyway. The way their arms and shoulders were strongly muscled in a very asymmetrical way is pretty much unmistakable, and they were muscled enough that it's visible in their bones. If someone's seen what archers look like, they can tell whether a stranger they've never seen before can shoot a bow or not.

Finding an unarmed and unconscious, soft-bodied and narrow-shouldered stranger in the woods, the first clue that this mf is not a ranged nor melee fighter is not by whether his fingers are calloused in the right places for a bowstring. A medieval bowman was built like a brick shithouse.

[myfandomistingling]

[kaijuno]

I NEED HELP TO PREVENT HOMELESSNESS

I’m really scared. The court date for eviction is the 24th. My power is about to be shut off during the hottest summer in years. I have nowhere to go. I don’t know what to do with my cat. I don’t even have a car to live out of. I’m gonna be on the streets in 100 degree weather and no way to get to a cooling center.

My life’s purpose has just become paying increasingly expensive bills until I can’t anymore and I die on the streets. I don’t have any hobbies anymore. I don’t have a car or any money for things I enjoy. There is no joy in my life anymore. I don’t know what to do. I’m disabled but not “disabled enough” to get disability. My quality of life is nonexistent.

I have to skip meals multiple times a week. My blood sugar is always low. I’m a few missed meals away from a diabetic coma. I’m gonna die like this.

I need help.

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[kaijuno]

PLEASE HELP. ANYTHING HELPS.

[thememedaddy]

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[asthecrowfliesalong]

Oh my god, oh my god

Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen in armour. Everyone stay calm!

Someone check in on Alicent

[twentythreeskeet]

[gouged-doll]

[blignick]

[wherelibertydwells]

[knitmeapony]

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[infertilityidol]

[thestuffedalligator]

The heartbreak I felt when I saw this and then learned the contest is limited to children under the age of 12

[sandmandaddy69]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[whorecel]

I am the condom preventing the semen of success