still goin’ down

Haleigh

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#Bleach Art #the world is ending I think

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dune heads rise up!

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gonna miss going to school really and truly. Need to get a phd or something

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Spending 3k on cardiologist appts for them to tell me to go see an ent specialist instead lol

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I don’t even mean to sound elitist but like I truly believe that sometimes you should read a book to learn stuff. these booktok books have the lexile measure of an ig caption and plot out like a hulu original dude cmon

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people will read 60 books in a year all entitled like “the woman and the amulet”, “silver love, red murder”, “the curse of shadows and thieves”

all AI generated btw

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listen up sheeple They are doing something to the tamales. The govt has chemically altered the tamales to control our chemical reward centers. We are now fully dopamine dependent on the tamales. Do not be fooled

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it truly is just funny. Like why did my bachelors suck so bad. Truly crazy what a fully developed frontal lobe will do

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top of my class 💅🏻 receiving award 💅🏻 4.0 💅🏻 graduating with honors 💅🏻

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last semester I was pissed bc the college kids in the class I TA’d for wouldn’t ask a single question. Now this semester this batch will not stfu. All I have learned is that I wouldn’t not make a good professor

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this is about to be the spring semester of absolute suffering

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finished out my summer semester with a 4.0 if I can make it through my next 2 and graduate with perfect marks I will Suck My Own Dick

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finished out my third semester with another 4.0. Only one more to go and I will become Master Haleigh

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this will sustain me for weeks

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I experienced the uncanny valley while looking into a mirror on acid when I was 21