better reality

[protectts-deactivated20210217]

[lezcouples]

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[tinderventure]

I live life dangerously

[edensmidian]

[klubbhead]

I hate English

[mornington-the-crescent]

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[klubbhead]

Fuck you

[xxziggystardust]

[dnotive]

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

[marsapartment]

Are y'all SEEING this!

[steve-of-the-woods]

Just to clarify! Because most news articles wernt specific!

It was the record for the 10 and under 100 yard butterfly!

And HE BEAT THE RECORD BY MORE THAN A SECOND!

HE ALSO GOT FIRST IN ALL OF HIS RACES AT THAT MEET!

AND HE IS DREAMING OF BEING IN THE 2024 OR 2028 OLYMPICS!

I’M SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS KID DESTROY EVERY SWIM RECORD ANYONE HAS EVER SET!

[socialpsychopathblr]

Source unknown

[ana-elisabeta]

[iamfranklinakramer]

[itslatingirl]

instagram: @alinevissoto

[glumshoe]

coffee makes you gay

[mattydontstart]

[bread-booty]

@klu-of-final

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

‪My parrot knows what the word “no” means, which means his wilful disregard of my directives is an act of insolence, not ignorance. He is a troublesome scoundrel and a fiend. ‬

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Stole a chip FROM MY MOUTH, flew off with it and proceeded to EAT IT ON MY BED, scattering crumbs all over my pillow. Upon being scolded, he absconded and crashed into a bunch of flowers sitting in a vase, which cushioned the impact for him but tipped the vase over.

[i-am-a-fish]

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

[elainapoststhings]

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

[scissortailedsaint]

stupid cats are valid

[lilacbreastedroller]

cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID

[voodoo-dollie]

cats who run around the room and ram into the door are VALID

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

cats who get their claws stuck in things and meow at you to help them are VALID

[self-healing]

stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.

[kissingkerosene]

Fun Fact

Rian Dawson is the only member of All Time Low who’s last name doesn’t sound like something you would buy at IKEA

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]