helloooo helloooo hiiiiiii hellooooooooooo

they/them pleaseeeeeeeee

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[linusx]

for the freaks out there💪

ill personally smooch every reblogger <3

[h4tt13-r4t]

GAH DAMN TIMMY THE HOMOS ARE OUT AGAIN. I REPEAT THE HOMOS HAVE ESCAPED

i love them

[bandalbitch]

bro 😭😭😭😭 get a load of Me 😭😭😭😭 i genuinely Cannot be a real person 😭😭😭😭

[h4tt13-r4t]

pisses me off when people put ect. instead of etc. ITS NOT EC TETERA KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL M

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[h4tt13-r4t]

fucking vote grace. vote him now

[koiagain]

? Okay

[h4tt13-r4t]

, okay

[h4tt13-r4t]

hello houseplant number 701. i can see you in my notifications. you cant hide

edit: why is everyone liking this. i feel like im a bug and my rock got lifted off of me

[h4tt13-r4t]

BIRTHDAY BOY BIRTHDAY BOY BIRTHDAY BOY BIRTHDAY BOY

ITS IZUKUS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY IZUKU

[h4tt13-r4t]

I just watch phm. new favourite movie. im going to die now

[h4tt13-r4t]

like im genuinely gonna fucking lose it this is my new yap subject

this ONE GIRL who is a BITCH and i HATE HER is one of the only people i know that has watched project hail mary. AND UGH SHE THINKS I LIKE HER AND SPEAKS IN A BABY VOICE AND SHE KEEPS TOUCHING MY BOYFRIENDS ARMS AND I HOPE SHE DOESNT READ THIS but anyways yeah i love rocky. yeah

[underworld-offical]

Good news. You have me now. Tell me about your phm feelings

[h4tt13-r4t]

there are so many feelings. guys he is literally me (im talking about ALL of them).

[brainbleedo]

So real, it's so good. I love everyone in that movie- Grace and Rocky are so fucking amazing and goddddddd Eva Stratt my incredibly complicated beloved, I love her sm. I love how well her character has been done and translated from the book, she's perfect and awful and I love her sm.

[h4tt13-r4t]

real like i hate her but also no thats my baby. hey no

i gotta get the book but im broke argh

[h4tt13-r4t]

I just watch phm. new favourite movie. im going to die now

[h4tt13-r4t]

like im genuinely gonna fucking lose it this is my new yap subject

this ONE GIRL who is a BITCH and i HATE HER is one of the only people i know that has watched project hail mary. AND UGH SHE THINKS I LIKE HER AND SPEAKS IN A BABY VOICE AND SHE KEEPS TOUCHING MY BOYFRIENDS ARMS AND I HOPE SHE DOESNT READ THIS but anyways yeah i love rocky. yeah

[underworld-offical]

Good news. You have me now. Tell me about your phm feelings

[h4tt13-r4t]

there are so many feelings. guys he is literally me (im talking about ALL of them).

[neonprotagonist]

my favorite scp ever is scp 1171 and i just discovered them yesterday.

they live in a different dimension and can only communicate through writing on the constantly foggy windows of the house they inhabit. their name is beauremont. and they just. fucking hate humans. it’s so funny. and the best part is that they befriend someone in our dimension who works for the scp, not realizing that they’re human, and so that human is just sorta their roommate now because they’re the only one who doesn’t piss beauremont off. it’s so fucking funny.

[arctic-chameleonus]

My thembro Beauremont got fucking catfished

[neonprotagonist]

it’s been over a week and i still haven’t recovered from this absolutely fucking stellar addition to my post. this is literally so fucking funny.

[a-rich-friendship]

Y'all are sleeping on this one

A Nerf Maverick that was modified by some random dude to make anything it shoots instantly worse.

[neonprotagonist]

i thought it could get funnier than the coke turning into a pepsi but then he shot the fucking dvd of willy wonka and i lost my mind

[tactical-shrubbery]

Don’t forget 4357, the shitty apartment building with a portal to Slug-Earth. And its ambassador to humanity, Sluggy.

[h4tt13-r4t]

hear me out this is literally rocky and grace. guys. gusy no please dont leave im cool i swear no guya no w

[roguedeer]

Being asexual and racist is embarassing as fuck. Being racist at all is obviously embarassing as fuck but the amount of racism and especially antiblackness i have been seeing from asexuals recently is obscene.

One of the only asexual activists is Yasmin Benoit, a Black woman. She has raised so much awareness for the community. She was the first asexual person to lead Pride in London, she started the #thisiswhatasexuallookslike movement and is THE leading voice for the community.

And you all will celebrate international asexuality day on April 6th but we wouldn't even have that if she hadn't cofounded it.

Edit: why are you all too scared to repost this. Cmon. Be vocal about being against racism

[h4tt13-r4t]

my riddles three

yes, 87, and yellow

[h4tt13-r4t]

ryland grace is kinda like moana

[h4tt13-r4t]

answer my riddles three

que

[h4tt13-r4t]

absolutely diabolical that the word 'had' can be used 4 times in a row and still be perfectly, grammatically correct

"The soup that he had had had had an effect on his food preferences." [dont judge me i just made that sentence up]

like what

[h4tt13-r4t]

I accidentally put pride moth in the tags instead of pride month. but like okay im not changing it

[h4tt13-r4t]

eyyyy project Hail Mary friend!

HOLY BUTSS THERES SOMETHING IN MY INBOX. HI I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE PROJECT HAIL MARY. THUMBS DOWN. AMAZE. AMAZE.