G O S S I P . . .

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[ha-gossip]

I think the really pitiful thing about Arya is that the only girls he has his sights set on are twelve million miles out of his league.

Dude, whatever.  The girls I've seen him talking to are total skanks or drug addicts.  If anyone's too good here, it's sweet little Arya.  Book nerds are always total romantics at heart, so I'm sure he's going to end up getting his poor heart crushed by all these bitchy girls.

[ha-gossip]

I think Fjalar and Adrian totally won't last. The hipster gays? It's like the new twilight or something.

If you're going to doom them before they've even a thing, don't blame it on them being hipsters.  Blame it on Fjalar's standoffish personality and the fact that Adrian seems super weird.  Like, magic tricks in college?  Only guys who still live with their mom when they're thirty do that.

I also heard through the grape vine that Fjalar's roommate, Matthew, has a crush on him, and I'm pretty sure that if Fjalar is at least more sexual than a rock, Li will probably bone him.  The guy's going to be swimming in bitches by the end of this year!

[ha-gossip]

For a virgin, Clem's a real whore. Draping herself on every guy and all... gross.

Yikes, somebody sounds a little jealous!  Are you mad because she was flirting with someone you've got a thing for?

Maybe Clem's just saying she's a virgin to keep herself pure.  I mean, pretty girls always want to come off as better than they actually are.  It's why we wear makeup, after all!

I still think that Dria's got Clem beat in the flirtation department, though.

Just saying.

[ha-gossip]

Aleksandria's being p courgarish. Like... all the freshman, really? First Li, then you wanted Alfred, and now you're on poor Feli? That's some seriously weird shit. She just wants a harem.

Sometimes fresh meat is the best though!  And I mean, I personally love to look at Alfred when he's doing sports practice.  Like, can you say y-u-m-m-y?

Although hopping from guy to guy IS pretty intense.  Let's just hope she's not sleeping with all of them.

[ha-gossip]

We are officially open for business!

I'm so excited to present to you this chance to get all those secrets and gossip out of your system without everyone knowing it was you!

I'd like to get quite a few things to talk about before I start gossiping, but I'd like everyone to remember that there's a difference between talking smack about people and actually gossiping!  Anything I don't feel constitutes as gossip, I will not answer -- I just want to make that clear now.

Keep sending in gossip, though, and I'll answer it tomorrow morning!

xoxo, Olivia