[kingjaffejoffer]

[ha7o]

Hi um <3 i moved to @channel-77

[sticksandsharks]

just a girl and her weird dog

[ha7o]

I feel like this app gives me brainrot and hurts my attention span so im leaving 💞

[realisenothing]

I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife

[nyquilnap]

[vhsstills]

[deactivated-102479239856294-dea]

[sunbathe]

@hyerong___

[starlightomatic]

Not to be a bitter Jew but I’m thinking back to all those years when I was in college far away from my family and couldn’t go home for Rosh Hashanah or Passover because I had class right before and after. Meanwhile people can’t or won’t skip Thanksgiving this year even though there’s a pandemic. Astonishing tbh

[starlightomatic]

gonna be spicy and not leave this in the tags

[neckkiss]

By @neckkiss (2017)

[vhsstills]

[jareckiworld]

Harry Fonseca — In the Silence of Dusk They Began to Shed Their Skin  (mixed media on canvas, 1995)

[nutsacktorturer]

nice frontal lobe :)

[nutsacktorturer]

*stirs it like a latte*

[psychoticrambling]

UYEVFyWHfrbgkeshrgYTb76wse

[nutsacktorturer]

the procedure was a success

[kuims]

this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

[slaytinafaguilera]

that’s ellen degeneres

[babyanimalgifs]

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

[j-liz]

[itskarmalone]

What do you mean toilet for sca-

[exeggcute]

pandemic episode of malcolm in the middle: malcolm struggles to reconcile his commitment to quarantine safety measures with the fact that all the girls his age are so lonely and isolated that they're suddenly willing to go on dates with HIM, of all people. reese discovers that egging neighbors' houses still counts as a "socially-distanced" activity and has the time of his life. dewey does some mental calculus and realizes that he gets fewer wedgies per day from his brothers than he does from the school bully and decides he'll keep these lockdowns in effect at all costs, so he starts calling in fake pandemic data to local health districts to bump the numbers up. lois gets in a physical altercation with a non-masker at the lucky aide and starts duct taping people's mouths shut, which craig finds both alarming and oddly alluring. (craig then immediately gets infected from licking his hand to slick back his hair in a bid to impress her.) hal works from home but, after slacking off on the family computer all day, is driven to obsession by the thought of becoming the digital solitaire world champion.