cut off your head, kid, for all the good it'll do

let me keep you here forever, kid. let me ruin you slow over years instead of minutes, so I can watch every second of your softness turn rotten under my teeth. my website | albert art

[haban3r00]

mac (can also call me dove)

🎭 together 21/10/2025 ❄️ | 🤍 dollbert came home 09/03/2026 🤍

FUB free | 18+ only pleeease my art is intended for mature audiences

I’m a ficto, and I primarily make OC projects and art of my F/Os. I also enjoy OC x Canon

my F/O is Albert Shaw. I also ship OCs with Arthur Harrow and Anton Chigurh. I’m sharing and happy to see people give Al love, so long as they characterize him properly!

my website here is my main project and where you will see the most secrets (some pages under construction)

hello, please come in

[kayisforkimbra]

Thiiiiis guy ☝️

(I didn't expect much going in cuz I've never drawn him, but he kinda turned into one of my faves of this lil chibi series)

[tendersugarmp3]

texture probably stealthily inspired by a sergio toppi’s comic that ive owned for a decade but haven’t read. an d not going to. maybe i never will

[haban3r00]

I promise I’m alive I just haven’t made anything personal or post-worthy. Here’s a composition I’m making for a painting based off of art I made in 2021.

[eldritchbauble]

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

[dogpuppy]

[cosmonautroger]

Death Proof, Quentin Tarantino, 2007

[dogpuppy]

[bunnie-killer-laser-beam]

I just made some buuullshiit 🥦🥦

things I did in between comms and working on the big posted for my tbp game i needed to stay in the grindset

forgot to add the originals

[dmsterrr]

I like to headcanon that it's impossible to have normal conversation with Albert and it's always turns out really really awkward...

you know, like, he's type of guys who acts really nice, but at the same time, he seems a little odd. just think about it. you're talking about something, everything sims good and all and then there's a long, awkward, uncomfortable silence and you're just stare at eachother. but no one leaves. and this weirdo just staring at you like: (👁️U👁️)

and his blue eyes doesn't makes it any better. 💔

you have no idea how I love this weirdo 🖤

[bunnie-killer-laser-beam]

why aren't we dismembering and eating this guy ❓️ (REALLY BIG ART DUMP)

I entirely forgot to post this here since I put most of my art on tiktok but bunnie's scary as fuck tbp au posting.. again

this is what prompted this post i was mad as fuckkkk

their full body refs I did for art fight of scary nightmare outfits 💪💪

Since I didnt put them here before im including my other art related to AU stuff all in this one big handy post

context

im sitting here smoking with my magician and he's talking about some "we have to reconnect" 😭😭😭

I tryyyy to post my art exclusively here and tiktok but sometimes I forget here sorry ah ow ow runs away ow youre hurting me own youre throwing cans at my head hahaha talk to meee rocks back and forth talk to me..

[toxictrashdump]

THE MAGICIAN

[fridaydevils]

we usually don’t hang out w fluttershys bf but 🙄 he’s the only one w a car….

[haban3r00]

some keychain ideas I made for my own custom grabber ita bag, since everyone hates my man and there’s no merch for him

[haban3r00]

Okaaaayyyy um…

I was starting up a shop anyhow, but a few people told me there’s not a lot of stuff for TBP out there, and it was impossible for me to find stuff for an itabag. So I made my own!

If you want to buy it, there’s plenty of time. I’m not ordering them until August 1st. So basically it’s a preorder.

I made it as affordable as I could based on my costs. Click The Grabber if you’re interested in it!

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill

[total-hedgi]

"you wanna see a magic trick??"

still one of my favorite movies of the year, i absolutely loved it and will continue to do so.

[evilvvithin]

Ethan Hawke as The Grabber THE BLACK PHONE 2021 | dir. Scott Derrickson