Porcelain’s Cemetery

An askblog in the same universe as the Frosty askblog.

[control-corporation]

Askblog Intro

“Normally, Control would be here, but he went to do something and hasn’t been back since. Whatever. I can make do.”

“Porcelain Doll. Call me Porcelain unless you have a death wish. Don’t want to talk to me? Too bad, though— more people are likely to show up if I’m pestered enough.”

"...Oh, and Zephyr's here too, I guess. Unfortunately."

"Hello!"

“Anyway, we’re the large building next to SDN, Control Corporation. He named it that himself after founding it back in 2005. If you don’t want to talk to annoying ass heroes and be given empty promises, come to us. We’ll be sure to make it worth your while.”

(Basic DNI, don't be homophobic, a dick, bigot, basically anything negative. Have something bad to say? Get the fuck out <3)

(Oh, and this blog MAY be suggestive to an extent. Nothing outright NSFW, but suggestive.)

As of right now, it’s just Porcelain and Zephyr, but more characters will appear once you ask her a certain amount of questions.

Takes place in the same universe as @frosty-nights-in-torrance! Porcelain here and Frosty were once in a relationship. She just hasn't seen her in over 10+ years/

[joshikinss]

FTU YCH // Collab Featuring Kit from Gameoverse!

Hello everyone! I’m working on a drawing, decided I could make it a YCH (your character here) that anyone can use!

For anyone that has seen Drake and Josh, you might be aware of the ‘where’s the door hole’ meme. Look it up if you’re unsure. I was drawing it with Kit (Gameoverse), started to struggle with the proportions on the second character since I suck at drawing side characters, so I made a second version where you can add YOUR character! It’s free to use, just PLEASE ping me and PLEASE credit me once you posted it so I can see it. Enjoy!

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND I WILL NOT DRAW YOUR CHARACTER FOR YOU. YOU HAVE TO DRAW THEM YOURSELF. Think of it as a collaborative art piece!

[joshikinss]

FTU YCH // Collab Featuring Kit from Gameoverse!

Hello everyone! I’m working on a drawing, decided I could make it a YCH (your character here) that anyone can use!

For anyone that has seen Drake and Josh, you might be aware of the ‘where’s the door hole’ meme. Look it up if you’re unsure. I was drawing it with Kit (Gameoverse), started to struggle with the proportions on the second character since I suck at drawing side characters, so I made a second version where you can add YOUR character! It’s free to use, just PLEASE ping me and PLEASE credit me once you posted it so I can see it. Enjoy!

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND I WILL NOT DRAW YOUR CHARACTER FOR YOU. YOU HAVE TO DRAW THEM YOURSELF. Think of it as a collaborative art piece!

[control-corporation]

”I heard of Porcelain’s situation and it being involved with Miss Blazer.”

She rushed into the building

-@sdnsmediamanager

Zephyr gasps at the quick response, then nods.

“Yes, that’s correct. I ended up finding something you might find useful.”

Zephyr holds out Blazer’s amulet. Wait— her amulet?

“She somehow found another power source to use instead of the amulet.”

“How does this involve Porcelain? Several reasons: 1, she is an incredibly intelligent woman. Great with technology. I have a theory Blazer kidnapped her and forced her to work on some project for her. 2, we have a lot of— unique things here, such as spare parts, valuables, even weapons. Those are all gone, and I found a piece of golden hair at the signed. I scanned it, and it’s definitely Blazer’s.”

“Unfortunately, I’m not sure if Blazer is doing this herself, or if someone like Shroud is making her— nonetheless, she’s kidnapped Porcelain and is planning to do something bad.”

“As for the amulet, you may do what you like with it. Use it if you must, or lend it to Invisigal. It might be your only way to stop her.”

[control-corporation]

did you find her yet?

Zephyr shakes their head.

“Nope. I’ve looked everywhere. I cannot find her.”

“I’m getting really worried. She has a lot of enemies, too— More than I can count on all my fingers. Any of them could’ve done something to her…”

[…It seems like a new character is ready to appear! Ask Zephyr one more question, and they shall arrive.]

[control-corporation]

[???!!!##%*#^] [Read for lore]

Zephyr walks in, clearly looking for Porcelain.

“Yo, dolly! We have a client that needs your assistance! They’re willing to pay up big money!”

They stand there, frowning when they don’t get a response.

“Porcelain? Hello? You here?”

They peek around the corner, not seeing Porcelain in her usual desk spot. Well, it was common to find her there since Control wasn’t around.

“Babes, this isn’t funny. You can stop whatever you’re doing. I get it.”

They look around another corner, more particularly their own station, but doesn’t see her there either.

“Porcelain! You’re actually worrying me here! Come out already!”

They rush across the room, looking through every door— But still, nothing.

“WHERE IS PORCELAIN?!”

[Porcelain is missing!]

[control-corporation]

do you know about LS? I heard Frosty speaks highly about him?

She tilts her head, confused.

"I don't know who those people are."

"Lightingstruck is some former villain with lightning powers. Frosty is Tina's new idenity."

"O- oh--!"

"The more you know, I guess-- But nope. Never heard of him before now."

"I wonder why she likes the kid, though. He seems sort of-- troubled? is that the right word?"

"I think you're just reading him wrong, babes. Not all former villains are troubled. Besides, we both know that Tina is just overprotective of younger people."

Porcelain sighs.

"I know, but still. Makes me wonder..."

"..."

[It's clear she's happy that Valetina's alive, but she really wants to see her in person. ...Perhaps you could do something about it?]

[ @lightningstruckdispatch ]

[lightningstruckdispatch]

Former villain!? For your information, I still AM a villain.

Who even are you people and how do you know Frosty?

[brucie-ask-blog]

Porcelain is Valentina's girlfriend (ex? It's complicated I think), and Frosty is their workmate if my memory serves correctly? Correct me if I'm wrong, Porcelain

[control-corporation]

“Not Porcelain ‘cause she’s still fuming, you’re close, just off by a bit. Valentina, or Tina for short and Frosty are the same person. She used to be human, and Tina was her human identity, albeit that was years and years ago.”

“In-fact, so was Porcelain. Amberlynn Ansari, or Amber for short was her name. She used to be the head of some big corporation, which used to be this building here, actually. Now she’s just a fucked up doll spider with a cracked face. Pretty neat, huh?”

“They technically never broke up, though. Tina just went missing one day and never returned. Porcelain always thought she was dead, until we heard from Control a few days ago that she’s still very much alive. Point being: Whenever you heard about Tina and Frosty, keep in mind they are the same person. So are Amber and Porcelain, as they used to be humans before everything went wrong.”

[control-corporation]

do you know about LS? I heard Frosty speaks highly about him?

She tilts her head, confused.

"I don't know who those people are."

"Lightingstruck is some former villain with lightning powers. Frosty is Tina's new idenity."

"O- oh--!"

"The more you know, I guess-- But nope. Never heard of him before now."

"I wonder why she likes the kid, though. He seems sort of-- troubled? is that the right word?"

"I think you're just reading him wrong, babes. Not all former villains are troubled. Besides, we both know that Tina is just overprotective of younger people."

Porcelain sighs.

"I know, but still. Makes me wonder..."

"..."

[It's clear she's happy that Valetina's alive, but she really wants to see her in person. ...Perhaps you could do something about it?]

[ @lightningstruckdispatch ]

[lightningstruckdispatch]

Former villain!? For your information, I still AM a villain.

Who even are you people and how do you know Frosty?

[control-corporation]

Oh, what a shocker. She’s mad again.

“OHOHO! THERE YOU ARE! WHAT DO YOU—“

Zephyr interrupts her before she can do anything bad.

“Hello there! My name is Zephyr. That there is Porcelain Doll, though she goes by Porcelain for short.”

“While I don’t know Frosty personally, Porcelain certainly does. They dated for several years before she went missing for nearly 10+.”

“Hey hey, that’s PRIVATE information! You can’t just fuckin’ tell him that!”

“What? He asked. I was just indulging him, babes.”

[lightningstruckdispatch]

Damn, why you already mad at me? I can't even ask?

[control-corporation]

“Frosty is just a touchy subject for her. They haven’t seen each other in years, and she just found out that she’s alive, but just critically wounded. Control, Frosty’s current husband, has been telling Porcelain for years that she’s dead.”

[control-corporation]

do you know about LS? I heard Frosty speaks highly about him?

She tilts her head, confused.

"I don't know who those people are."

"Lightingstruck is some former villain with lightning powers. Frosty is Tina's new idenity."

"O- oh--!"

"The more you know, I guess-- But nope. Never heard of him before now."

"I wonder why she likes the kid, though. He seems sort of-- troubled? is that the right word?"

"I think you're just reading him wrong, babes. Not all former villains are troubled. Besides, we both know that Tina is just overprotective of younger people."

Porcelain sighs.

"I know, but still. Makes me wonder..."

"..."

[It's clear she's happy that Valetina's alive, but she really wants to see her in person. ...Perhaps you could do something about it?]

[ @lightningstruckdispatch ]

[lightningstruckdispatch]

Former villain!? For your information, I still AM a villain.

Who even are you people and how do you know Frosty?

[control-corporation]

Oh, what a shocker. She’s mad again.

“OHOHO! THERE YOU ARE! WHAT DO YOU—“

Zephyr interrupts her before she can do anything bad.

“Hello there! My name is Zephyr. That there is Porcelain Doll, though she goes by Porcelain for short.”

“While I don’t know Frosty personally, Porcelain certainly does. They dated for several years before she went missing for nearly 10+.”

“Hey hey, that’s PRIVATE information! You can’t just fuckin’ tell him that!”

“What? He asked. I was just indulging him, babes.”

[control-corporation]

do you know about LS? I heard Frosty speaks highly about him?

She tilts her head, confused.

"I don't know who those people are."

"Lightingstruck is some former villain with lightning powers. Frosty is Tina's new idenity."

"O- oh--!"

"The more you know, I guess-- But nope. Never heard of him before now."

"I wonder why she likes the kid, though. He seems sort of-- troubled? is that the right word?"

"I think you're just reading him wrong, babes. Not all former villains are troubled. Besides, we both know that Tina is just overprotective of younger people."

Porcelain sighs.

"I know, but still. Makes me wonder..."

"..."

[It's clear she's happy that Valetina's alive, but she really wants to see her in person. ...Perhaps you could do something about it?]

[ @lightningstruckdispatch ]

[control-corporation]

”.. Miss porcelain, I was told you help with murdering people.”

“.. well how do you feel about helping out a girl kill a deity?”

-@sdnsmediamanager

Porcelain seems absolutely joyous.

“Oho, you do? ‘Bout the time we had some action around here.”

She starts typing on her computer, (which has a picture of that brown haired woman taped to its back) being extremely quick despite only having one arm.

“I’ll need a bit more information first so I can set you up with someone. Spare no details, I’m here to listen.”

[sdnsmediamanager]

”.. ok so, deity with a major savior complex, has something associated with control and puppetry, leads an underground cult.”

she slipped her a small paper listing the cult’s address

“She’s a major control freak, from appearances, to how you walk, to how you talk. Main weaknesses is her obsession with beauty, and how she often takes things at face value.”

“I can help with getting people into the private areas of the cult’s main building, as I resided there for a time being. And I can give brief descriptions of how one should act if we go incognito.”

[control-corporation]

Porcelain took the paper, reading its contents before typing it into her computer.

“I see, I see! Someone who’s in need of an attitude adjustment.”

“Luckily, I know just the right people for the job.”

She slides over two sets of files.

“Kenya Taylor. Human normally, though she turns into a werewolf once she smells blood. Once the scent fills her nostrils, it’s hard to get her to stop adding more bodies to her kill count. Speaking of her kill count, 263 bodies.”

“RIBS Version 2, or V2. A scrapped military robot that fought in WW2. Was deemed too dangerous after he killed one of the former presidents of the United States, leading to him being shut off in storage for several years. He gained 4 different personalities while he was isolated. They all act different from the rest, however you can tell whichever one is in control by the color of his eyes. His kill count is the highest we have here, being 892.”

“RIBS and Kenya are the best of friends, RIBS being the only person who can keep Kenya from doing something she’ll regret, and Kenya requesting that she must be sent on every mission that RIBS goes on.”

“Regardless, if you want a deity to be killed, they’re the best for the job. They’ve been craving some excitement as of late. I need a set time so I can let them know when to get ready. Normally I’d go with, but I’m far too large and not very fast, ehe…”

[the-blonde-justice]

Neutral good beam anon flies in

BEAM!! You are now not pregnant anymore!

She sighs.

“Thank you…”

[invisigal-coolversion]

"Wait what the fuck you were pregnant?"

[sdnsmediamanager]

”who got who pregnant what did I miss while being dead-“

[invisigal-coolversion]

"Well it wasnt me so."

[the-blonde-justice]

She stares at her like she’s insane.

“No shit.”

[invisigal-coolversion]

"Listen this world is insane you never know."

[sdnsmediamanager]

”like there’s mpreg cases and stuff.”

[control-corporation]

”Hehe… if you don’t want the baby, Blazer, perhaps we could make an arrangement… :)”

[control-corporation]

”.. Miss porcelain, I was told you help with murdering people.”

“.. well how do you feel about helping out a girl kill a deity?”

-@sdnsmediamanager

Porcelain seems absolutely joyous.

“Oho, you do? ‘Bout the time we had some action around here.”

She starts typing on her computer, (which has a picture of that brown haired woman taped to its back) being extremely quick despite only having one arm.

“I’ll need a bit more information first so I can set you up with someone. Spare no details, I’m here to listen.”

[the-blonde-justice]

how do you feel about @sdnsassistantmanager apparently still working in the Sdn building right now?

Now you’ve done it.

“̸̲̞̗̗͕͉͗͝͠I̶̞͉̹̯̕͘’̶̡̢̥̙̯̹̈́͆̆̎͆M̷͖̃͂͆ ̸̢͉͔̠̋͂̒͌͒͂G̶͇̞͔̫̬͐̓̚O̷̥̥̱͆͛̿Ị̷̣̻̩͈̀̃̊͐̕͝N̸͇͔̯̰̍̇̇́̋͠G̷̝̐͊̚̚͝ ̵̡̢͕̱͔̆͋̔̓̾T̶̨͖͙̲̱̾͗̏̓̚ͅÔ̶̥ ̵͍̹̘̑͆ͅK̶͕̇̃͂̐I̴̛̝͗̀̒̀͝L̸̰̪̈͝L̴̮͖͔̥̬̉̉͐͝ ̸̯͈̹̖̰̀͛͛̀Y̸̨̧͉̤̔̓̌Ò̸͕͓̖͙̯̱̏͒̉U̷̳̰̍͋!̶̢̛̳̮̲̣͐ ̴̨̨̱̪͌͗K̸͙͍͉͙̑͐͛I̵̭̓L̴̝̏̕͝L̶̩͐͑͛̚ ̷̢̖̭̠͚̣̈̈̉͌͋̏E̵̜̲̝̽̑͝V̶̧̙̖͖̤̽̚E̷̢͚̖̦̦͎̓R̴̢͎͉̬̂̋̚Ỳ̷̹͉̺̈̽͐͊O̴̲͍̰̼̍̒͠ͅN̸͈͖̖̭͒̋̕͠E̶͖̾̂̇̀͝ ̷̧̢̯̗̘͙̽͊̓̚W̴̢͕̮̭̟͓͊͑̅́H̸͖͊̽̈́͐͠͝Ǫ̸̘̫̃͌̓ ̶̖̝̖̎͐̀͆̽Ḧ̴̼̼̤͇̤́̒̕Ư̵̤̋͐̑̕Ř̴̝̯̈͛T̵͉͊S̵͈̱͒̊ ̸̡̱̝͈͈̤̀H̴̠͖̺̗̘͆̐͑̑̚E̸̺͍̙̼̼͑R̶̢̖̙̯͈̻̊̅̊͋͑̚!̴̟͇̼̎̋̀͌̿̔”̷̖͔̫̿͆̓͜ͅͅ

She isn’t taking this very well.

[sdnsassistantmanager]

”now now Miss blazer.”

another sweet smile, but the eyes around her were narrowed in a condescending way

“Would you really think sanguine would like it if you were to kill?”

she’s speaking like she knows what sanguine likes, as if she didn’t start it all in the first place

[the-blonde-justice]

She sighs.

“Oh, I know.”

A pause.

“But she can.”

[control-corporation]

There’s a sound of loud, mechanical footsteps that threaten to shake the earth with every step.

“Now now. I personally don’t think this is a fair fight.”

She stands over with Kura with a sinister smile, effectively closing her in.

“How ‘bout you and I play a little… game?”

“The only problem? Well… ehe…”

Her tilts with a sickening crack.

“I ‘ M N O T T A K I N G N O F O R A N A N S W E R .”

[Kurayama has made Porcelain very angry.]

[control-corporation]

[ Porcelain gets a Call || Part 2 ]

Control nods.

”Alright, just let me pan the camera over…”

There’s scuffling noises on the other end, until a very injured Frosty appears.

“…”

She gives no response, tears flowing down her cheeks.

Porcelain’s own cheeks immediately become red. Is this really happening?

“O— oh my God…”

She can’t believe what she’s seeing. If this really is her Valentina, then she just fell in love with her all over again. She clears her throat before responding.

“Tina, baby, is that you?”

Much to Porcelain’s surprise, upon hearing that name, Frosty’s gaze immediately locks on hers. She feels her heart skip a beat.

“…!”

Frosty doesn’t give a verbal response, but does make a small sound when she hears the name ‘Tina.’

It is her. Porcelain couldn’t believe it.

“It— it is you…”

“It’s Amberlynn. You remember me, right?”

Frosty blinks a few times in response.

“…”

Once it clicks in her head, her expression changes.

"—!"

Frosty's mouth opens, but no words leave her lips. Even though she doesn't verbally respond, she is clearly extremely happy to see Porcelain and be able to hear her voice.

Porcelain sighs.

“Damn it, this isn’t going to work if she isn’t willing to speak.”

Her gaze shifts to Zephyr’s.

“Hey, do that thought reading thing again. This is going to be extremely difficult if you don't.”

Zephyr nods.

“Sure thing, babes, just allow me to…”

They close their eyes.

"...Focus..."

When their eyes open back up, they're glowing yellow, as well as their markings, fingers and horn rings.

"FOCUS."

“Tina, listen. I want you to think about what you want to say. You don’t have to say it out loud, just think about it. Thanks to Zephyr, whatever you think of we will all be able to hear for the time being. Do you—“

Before Porcelain can finish her sentence, Frosty’s thoughts are read out in her exact tone of voice.

”…Is that really you, Amber?”

Porcelain’s heart throbbed in her chest.

“…”

She couldn’t help but smile.

“Look at you! You’re so beautiful, even more beautiful than you were when we first met.”

”Why are you covered in blood? Who hurt you?”

Frosty pauses, her gaze drifting to the ground.

“…My— my mother.”

Porcelain blinked. Did she hear her right?

“…That can’t be right.”

“Are you absolutely positive it was her?”

Control pipes in.

“‘Course it is. Why wouldn’t it be? We both saw her, not to mention so many other people did.”

Porcelain was about to get upset.

Then spontaneously realized that he probably doesn’t know. She cleared her throat.

“Oh. That means she didn’t tell you.”

Control sighs, rubbing his forehead.

“You have to be a bit more specific than that. There are a lot of things she never bothered to tell me.”

“…”

Frosty seems extremely guilty.

Porcelain takes a deep breath.

“Boreas has been dead for 10+ years.”

Uh oh! It turns out Boreas— isn’t actually Boreas!

[ Previous ]

[control-corporation]

[The Jester Escaped]

Porcelain was staring at a hologram pad, eyes wide in horror. She seemed to have just got off a call.

“…”

“…What do you mean The Jester escaped?”

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

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