This Criminal Is My Boyfriend

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[hacked-by-jake]

Alfie: I need an adult.

Jessy: I am an adult.

Alfie: I need a better adult.

[hacked-by-jake]

MC: We need to blend in.

Charlie: Got it.

*A few minutes later*

Charlie: Why is everyone staring at us?

MC: You're wearing a cape.

Charlie: So is Batman.

MC: We are at a funeral.

[hacked-by-jake]

No words needed

[inkystory-deactivated20230404]

@hahaha-ichangemymind

I had something more elaborate planned but I was already late SO HOPE YOU LIKE IT

@christmaswithduskwood

[hacked-by-jake]

To this day this is one of my favorite fanarts.

[hacked-by-jake]

So, that has cost me a lot of time I wanted to do something like that and for that Duskwood is particularly well suited.😁

That wasn't easy at all. I hope you like it, I would love to hear your sentences💖

My sentence is: MC and Phil buy a clown because it's Black Friday 😅

[hacked-by-jake]

One of my favorite posts I've ever made because it got so many hilarious answers over so many different platforms. Even if I still hate how often it was reposted without credits. 👀 But anyway.

Let's being that back for Throwback Sunday. And let me know you sentences! 😌

[hacked-by-jake]

Ugh, I can't post videos in reblogs. So here. It gets its own shit post xD

Well, very fast edit because I just had to. I love how the beginning and the end fits perfectly. The in between is obviously just the beautiful nonsense. But to be fair, this is pretty much what I do during every call xD

Hope that kinda fits what you imagined. At least I had heavily fun watching the Liar Liar scenes to get the clips xD

@lyon-amore 💚

[thoradvice]

no matter what happened today, you:

are loved

deserve to eat

are needed & valued

should take care of yourself

have a future

will be okay

[aidashakur]

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system

[hacked-by-jake]

So. After the poll for a new Throwback series was 99% answered with yes, first throwback Sunday today.

I guess I will reblog about 3-5 posts. Today I sadly was late so I posted them all all together. Next time I will post them throughout the day. Not all at once.

The tag I use is #ThrowbackSunday;Duskwood. If you're following me but do not want to see those reblogs you can block this tag and it won't be showing for you. 💚

For everyone else, I hope you will enjoy it. 💚🫶🏻

[duskwoodraven]

Ooh requests are open? How about MC and Jake cuddling with Glitch in between? Or anything soft really!

Here you go 😘

This could be considered a part 2 to this post

[hacked-by-jake]

Jake: I just read your chat with Dan from last night

Me:Lots of news at once, isn’t it?

What I think and a little hope: Are you jealous? Please be a little jealous🙂🤭

Jake: In fact, these initials. J.H.

What I think: WHY AREN'T YOU JEALOUS?🥴

Me in the chat: does that mean anything to you?

Still, I love you even if I expected more.🥴😂

[hacked-by-jake]

Throwback Sunday

Here. I posted this shortly after episode four was released. Back then we had to hope for this. I did. I prayed. And it's just hilarious because look where we are today. xD

Back then we had to hope for jealous Jake. And we go him with Phil. I still could cry remembering jealous Jake.

In episode four we hoped for anything. We left in episode 10 with 'I love you'

[hacked-by-jake]

Men without a Face:

Me in front of the phone screen:

[hacked-by-jake]

Throwback Sunday :)

Reblogging this post simply because this never changed. I'm still doing the exact same thing with every single call I get. Nowdays it's just Mr Moonvale Culprit. And sometimes Eric. 👀

[mad-sakhalin]

[hacked-by-jake]

I'm playing this game called Captain TNT. My favorite game, really, big recommendation for boredom. You got old buildings and you have to bring them down with bombs and dynamite. And my three year old niece just looked at my phone. Wanting to know what I am playing. Of course. So I explained her. She started crying because she's was sad that I destroyed the buildings. For months I destroyed hundreds of buildings without remorse. One sad toddler changed that in 10 seconds.

[glowcowboy]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be weird and strange and silly

[insearchofheaven]

does anyone even still go there orrrrr......

[hacked-by-jake]

MC: I found a cat!

Alan: That’s a possum, MC.

MC: He purrs if you give him trash!