This Criminal Is My Boyfriend

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[lyon-amore]

Imagining Jake's return to society like this 😂

[hacked-by-jake]

The first one already had me cackling. But then Phil's answer and then Jake answering Phil had me howling 😂

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[duskyducky]

Playing duskwood be like:

[hacked-by-jake]

MC: You're lucky I like you.

Jake: I hacked the probability.

MC: That's not how feelings work.

Jake: It seems to have worked anyway.

[hacked-by-jake]

[localkikimora-deactivated202106]

[luxavier]

When Mc and Jake get to meet each other.

Here's a fanart that I made

I'll gonna draw where they date in a Chinese restaurant, just like Jake probably wanted hehe:)

❤❤

[hacked-by-jake]

"With great power comes great responsibility" Everbyte said and changed the meaning of Chinese food for a whole nation.

[localkikimora-deactivated202106]

[hacked-by-jake]

MC: Have you ever thought about turning yourself in?

Jake: Why would I?

MC: Less stress?

Jake: I'd miss hearing you dismantle entire investigations over technicalities.

[hacked-by-jake]

Trying to scam me is rude. But doing it this badly is a direct insult to my intelligence.

So, here also for everyone who might not have heard about this yet, this is a scam currently going around. Just report and block the accounts. NEVER give any information about yourself or your account away through any posts or dms. And please don't click any links you don't know the source of. If something like this happens to you don't panic, stay calm, and ask around. Never just do it. Keep your account safe. 💚

[hacked-by-jake]

Also. I'm most definitely not telling them ANY of my theories. I won't let them read them and then do the exact opposite. Nice try, Everbyte. But not with ME.

[hacked-by-jake]

Ouhhh. Would you look at that 😌

[hacked-by-jake]

MC: Why are helicopters circling?

Jake: Could be anyone.

MC: They're spelling your username with a spotlight.

[hacked-by-jake]

Short reminder: If you you're not interested in seeing the throwback posts you can block the hastag #ThrowbackSunday;Duskwood and it won't be showing for you 🫶🏻

[strikinglight]

JAKE SLANDER😈

[hacked-by-jake]

Oh my 😂 I can’t 😂

[hacked-by-jake]

✨Jake & Mc matching tattoos✨

[hacked-by-jake]

It's basically suicide squad jokers smile but jake x MC

Also, this was reposted without credits all over the fandom which I still find funny. As annoying as it is. But apparently it was a hit xD. So, if you have ever seen this on Instagram or Pinterest or Facebook. I did that. 👩🏻‍💻