Resurfaced;

Hadalpelagic; Pertaining or referring to the oceans at depths greater than 6000 meters, deep in the suboceanic trenches.

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Scary and violet, specifically. It’s an extremely niche type, apparently.

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Optics didn’t stop us from doing literally anything else. But I defer to my mate’s good sense.

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machiavelleon​:

remind me to bother you for etiquette stuff at some point

im also not from here

Of course. You have to know the rules in order to break them on purpose, yes?

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machiavelleon​:

thats the bitch

That’s the one.

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Princess-Consort, actually.

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//While she’s like aggressively dunking on him, Delphine’s ex-husband Aiden (and Kankri’s current boyfriend Aiden coincidentally) does have his own little sideblog now it’s @sandwyrm-official

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valorousimperial​:

Sorry for being big and strong, I guess!

Some sins can never be forgiven.

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That post brought to you by I had to remind him what we were doing today and why I need him around to maybe restrain my husband.

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I’m enjoying Aiden not having a blog. He can’t come in and contradict me when I’m not expecting it.

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valorousimperial​:

Me?? An angle? Surely not. I’m just off of all my machines and got my arm cast off, what could I possibly be up to…

Oh, I see. The picture of innocence. How silly of me, to suspect anything...

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valorousimperial​:

And then your eyes, and then your skill with makeup and nails, and then, for me, your thighs and butt, and then we’re back up to your hair, and then –

Someone’s in a mood. What are you playing at? Flattery will get you everywhere, you know.

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valorousimperial​:

Extremely qualified at evil with the high priestess of a blood cult ranking to prove it. ❤️❤️❤️

It’s an extremely impressive list of credentials, I know. I think it’s one of my more attractive qualities.

That and my wardrobe.

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It’s true, he does love a woman who can kick his butt.

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valorousimperial​:

Ah, and with so much evil practice under your belt, too.

Eras worth. Ten thousand hour rule, you know.

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Everyone knows violet women are masters of villainy. The royal family just has extremely dangerous taste.

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I’ve seen worse.

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He’s his father’s son alright.