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Just realized all the guys I dated when I was younger who would get upset when I did or wore something that wasn't sexy just... straight up didn't see me as a complete person.

I had rationalized it in my head, thinking that seeing me sick, crying or even pulling a funny face would lessen their attraction to me, and that it was somehow my responsibility to look sexy at all times because of that.

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug.

The holy trinity

Hello! I am officially doing that podcast idea, with the help of Wellington superstar @queenoliviastredfern ! If you have questions or need advice on relationships, sex, or dating you can message me, or anonymously email [email protected] and we'd love suggested topics, any guests you'd like to hear, or just advice on making a good podcast!

Between the two of us we have experience in marriage, divorce, monogamy, polyamory, singledom, sex work, and pretty much every configuration of body parts working together towards good feelings.

Thank you!

#podcasts #sex #sex worker #sex work #relationships #relationship #podcast #advice #love

I guess I was high or tired listening to Mr Brightside because I found this in my notes and I...

The only post of mine that's ever gone viral on this hellsite is the post I regret the most

This is just to say

I have eaten the ass

of your thicc

Christian daughter

which you were probably

saving for marriage

Forgive me

it was delicious

so sweet

so fat

This is just to say

I have eaten the ass

of your thicc

Christian daughter

which you were probably

saving for marriage

Forgive me

it was delicious

so sweet

so fat

Wait and see, wait and see

Mumble words of smart brain

Wait and see

beautybeforebrains

I just had a guy proudly unfollow me because I said mean things about Nazis.

I took a quick scan of his page and he's an underweight, single dude that's obsessed with guns and violence and openly and proudly a pedophile.

Damn, Nazis, you just love comforting to stereotypes don't you?

beautybeforebrains

I just realized that any Nazis reading this won't be smart enough to parse that comment so I'll dumb it down for you.

Nazis are only Nazis because they're too stupid and pathetic to get anywhere in life so they blame others for their own failure and resort to fantasies of violence because they're impotent, weak children that are desperate to be strong.

They're also all pedophiles.

hypdom-deactivated20210221

The best part about posting anti-Nazi posts is that you get to find all the Nazis following you and either they leave or you get to block them!

#yes all nazis

letitrainathousandflames-archive

I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

letitrainathousandflames-archive

The simple thought that the jar jar anon exists in the same world as we do gives me shivers. I bet that if I look upon them, whoever they are, I will die instantly.

your-local-rat-king

@mx-peep @notsogreathornedowl

letitrainathousandflames-archive

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL REBLOGGING THIS

letitrainathousandflames-archive

Bringing this back to make the rounds in 2020, you’re welcome

aspidities

Everytime this comes around I laugh until breathing is physically painful

saint-batrick

i had to literally set my tablet down and pace around it bc reading this was making me both laugh and autistic-flail to the point i was going to accidentally throw the damn thing.

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