[andyoullhearitagain]

My favorite part about Sherlock Holmes getting really into beekeeping in retirement is he mentions bees exactly zero times before that. He just woke up one day in 1903 like

[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[spoondrifts]

philoctetes 🤝 ajax: i want that goddamned ithacan bastard dead if it's the last thing i ever do

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[reasonsforhope]

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

[selenaalathea]

Long shot, but I don't suppose anyone has managed to find any (international) streaming information for the Op.1 reprise?

[perkyshelley]

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

[stormenos]

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[bleekay]

had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(

[aaaaaves]

My wife: "21 hour Silmarillion documentary"

Me: "like a nature documentary?"

What I'm imagining:

Horrifying eldritch spider creature ripping apart a massive magic tree

calm David Attenborough voice "here we see Ungoliant devouring one of the trees of light"

[coopsgirl]

"Here come the Balrogs to defend Morgoth who is deathly afraid of spiders. What an interesting symbiosis. "

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[hallowedlore]

this is targeted tumblr content

[mountainstackedwithfear]

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

[eggplantgifs]

Kaori Sakamoto: Japan's first 3-time Olympian and most decorated athlete in women's figure skating

Beijing 2022: Team 🥈 Individual 🥉

Milano-Cortina 2026: Team 🥈 Individual 🥈

[austerlitzborodinoleipzig]

Also

Redemption for Amber

Redemption for SharkNaki

Redemption for Jia and a statement for the future

Clean Nina Pinzaronne with arguably the best choreo of the night

Clean Loena Hendrickx after all the injuries

Clean Olga Mikutina once in a lifetime

Clean Mone Chiba despite the nerves

Career best skate for Julia Sauter from Romania

Clean Niina Petrokina two times Euro champion

Clean skate for Sofya Samodelkina that had Amber Glenn rising up.

The women were amazing

[yeonjjunie]

do u think they will invite local skaters anna pezzetta and nikolaj memola to the gala

[gloomth-and-wanderings]

on nights when the veil is thin u can read rpf on jstor

[ploobytumbls]

baby you can read rpf on jstor anytime if you're brave enough