Haec·Feles·Dormit

in·'ōc·somnō·egō·solō·extō

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[truder]

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

[jaskieriswitchersexual]

Reblog if you're old enough to understand this vintage meme:

[yourgoat]

[yourgoat]

[actuallygodzilla]

louise why do you have this

[yourgoat]

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

how did I not realize that dashcon 2 was happening yesterday

[ionomycin]

night shift

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[homunculus-argument]

The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

[homunculus-argument]

The human body is such bullshit, why is it possible for me to accidentally get a chunk of ham in my nasal cavity.

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

??????

[homunculus-argument]

[flagellant]

could a vampire survive off the wine part of a transubstantiated host if it didn't kill them on contact?

If we can assume a vampire to be successfully Roman Catholic, it would depend on if the need to feast on blood is literal or metaphorical/metaphysical. If the blood is a representation of some greater context, yes, because God shall provide. If it is a dietary restriction, no, because transubstantiation is only literally the blood of Jesus due to the presence of the Holy Spirit within the host, and a vampire's digestive tract struggles to metabolize dogma.

[flagellant]

#the characteristics of the Blood stay the same as wine#but the Holy Spirit isn't within the host in the Roman tradition#the Blood is completely Jesus...not partially

you literally perform an epiclesis to the holy spirit during the anaphora, the only reason that the blood of christ is the blood of christ is due to that ritualistic intercession and presence of THS. transubstantiation is only possible because of the presence of the holy spirit

[flagellant]

also "the Host only has Jesus in it and not the holy spirit"??? youre gonna accuse me of being wrong about eucharistic dogma while espousing antitrinitarianism????? you think that jesus and the holy spirit arent one-and-three? and youre saying i'm wrong about the nature of the eucharist?!?!!?!?!!

[fenestratingfungi]

if we go with the dietary restriction option, would desecrating the host work to make it safe for the vampire? or could you deconsecrate it in the same way that old churches are (maybe the catholic vampire has a bishop friend)? i don't know if that would make it count as wine again in the eyes of the church, which our devout RC vampire would of course have to defer to

[flagellant]

so when i say dietary restriction i mean that we have to assume a vampire not only does not, but physically cannot drink...wine. in the same way that dogs cant eat grapes or that cats are obligate carnivores, a vampire in this scenario is an obligate sanguivore.

so with that said, if it is a dietary restriction, a consecrated eucharistic host is dogmatically the Blood of Christ, but still has every function and appearance of wine. it is blood for the purposes of the soul and of salvation, not for the purposes of transplanting into an anemic's veins, yes?

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[fishbizkit]

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

reblog to Italian season your pussy

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

[zinjanthropusboisei]

Not even an exaggeration.

[thiswaitingheart]

“If We Knew What We Were Doing, It Would Not be Called Research, Would It?”

[alberto-balsalm]

[feralbiologist]

tags via @jesterbutch

[planeoftheeclectic]

Oh this is top tier academic beef right here

[kaliptro]

dream tiger

[haecfelesdormit]

Hunc amō! Ars fōrmōsa pūnctōrum tigris mōnstrōsī

[videogameoutofcontext]

[kyotospartyart]

I revamped this for Pride month <3

[ienzoskingdom]

[starrattlerofprydain]

Roxas, it worked!

[grimfantas]

it's fine, we're only just tools

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

the drowning machine