[hahaubrey-blog]

“I’m kind of sad Christmas is over. It’s kind of like, what am I going to do now? Post holiday depression is real, incase you weren’t aware.”

[smhgabriel]

“You don’t look like an idiot. I don’t think that’s even possible for you.”

[hahaubrey-blog]

“Shut the hell up, Aug. Don’t make me slap you again.”

[ofarcadiabay-deactivated2016082]

“Right? Thank god someone agrees.”

[hahaubrey-blog]

“I mean, whatever. It’s not like it’s going to affect me in any way.”

[princessmargaretanne-blog]

“Seriously? Either your phone’s too expensive or you can’t be paying enough rent.”

[hahaubrey-blog]

“Well, my phone was nearly a thousand dollars which is only three hundred dollars less than my rent.”

[ofarcadiabay-deactivated2016082]

Okay, okay, I have a really good concept here – What if I, Cecelia Margot, was the next IKI president?

[hahaubrey-blog]

“That’d be cool, I guess.”

[smhgabriel]

“Wait, for real? You totally have to show me sometime.”

[hahaubrey-blog]

“Yeah, for real. When it came out, I would watch it constantly. So, I guess I just picked it up. I probably look like an idiot, but oh well.”

[savarosier-blog]

“So—— this may come across as harsh, but my head is pounding. Can you please try to keep it down? It would be very much appreciated.”

[hahaubrey-blog]

“Oh sorry, i wasn’t even aware that I said anything in the first place.”

[ofmelodies]

I can’t believe the coffee shop screwed up my order again. I asked for a double frappuccino with caramel infusions and extra whip cream, how hard can that be. Like, get a grip? First off your roots are enough to make Britney Spears cry and then you go and pull a stint like this? I’d never even think of hiring employees as pathetic as that girl. She seriously messed up my good vibes for the day. 

[hahaubrey-blog]

“You actually need to chill. The girl doesn’t get paid enough to care about your picky order.”

[smhgabriel]

“Look, I know this is gonna sound crazy. But Beyoncé’s ‘Single Ladies’ really is the best video of all time. Kanye was right.”

[hahaubrey-blog]

“No shit. Taylor Swift’s music video has nothing on Single Ladies. I know the entire dance.”

[alaskathehero-deactivated201604]

“So I’ve been locked in my room with absolutely no productivity going on. My brain is fried from all the movies I have watched and I ran out of chips. I’m still lacking a much-wanted puppy and I could really use some coffee.”

[hahaubrey-blog]

“Okay, well then why don’t you get yourself some chips, coffee, and a puppy?”

[princessmargaretanne-blog]

“Can you give me your phone? I really need to throw a phone at a wall in frustration but I don’t have a spare on me and I should be getting an important phone call. So I need yours, to throw at a wall, I’m sure it won’t break that much.”

[hahaubrey-blog]

“Um, this phone is worth nearly the amount of my rent, you’re fucking crazy if you think you’re going to throw my phone at a wall.”

[alexfosterhq-deactivated2016011]

“Should I buy the tuxedo?” Alex asked as he looked at his reflection with a smirk on his face

[hahaubrey-blog]

“Is there a reason why you wouldn’t?”

[eleasnorehan-deactivated2016012]

“If I had known that being in a sorority meant cleaning up pledges’ vomit, I never wold have joined. But now I’m vice president and there’s no way out. Is this how Joe Biden feels?”      

[hahaubrey-blog]

“That’s disgusting, I’m so sorry. If I had to do that, I’d probably leave. It’s not even worth it.”

[wonshu-archive]

When I hear the word transformation I think of allowing yourself to evolve into something more incredible.