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He/him 19

[joeyclaire]

the thing about “andrew hussie returns to homestuck to write a cartoon pilot produced by vivziepop with toby fox voicing john egbert” is like. it’s so far-fetched i wouldn’t even make that joke. because it would be too ridiculous for me to even find funny. and it’s not a joke. it’s literally happening right now.

while you’re here, consider donating to my friend hamza

[goblinreblogpit]

[yallheardofsnakes]

Dr.Bao: KEL YOU STUPID FUCK. YOU BITCH. YOU ONLY DELIVERED 7 DRIVES OUT OF EIGHT. YOU DUMB FUCKING BASTARD. IM GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOU’RE NOT GOING TO HEAVEN.

Kel: I got beaten with a crowbar by an alien. Can I get paid in real money.

Dr.Bao: FUCKING DIE

[madamemiz]

average dr. kel enjoyer: he needs a hug a good meal and 15 hours of peaceful uninterrupted sleep right now immediately

also average dr. kel enjoyer: i want to see him cry and bleed

[coolsnake]

dr. bao: you have failed your report dr. kel

dr. kel:

[burittsuenfosa]

dey call me tarzan cuz i uh... i uh....// umm.

[calibrateall]

horrid joke.

[erm10938294294]

road trip au

[kibbykats]

Cisphobia doesn't exist, but with the help of our greatest scientists, we can make it a reality

[slushyseals]

[yourbeautynevereverscaredme]

so I got one of those god awful copia plushies and. he is so ugly I love him.

[dedmau]

autism be damned grandpa can NOT work a grill

[clownstiel-deactivated20230522]

related to prev ghoul horn post but when the ghouls wont stop fighting copia puts those goat pool noodles on their horns so they stop

[gopyxp]

into the soup

[cock-holliday]

[vamfiend]

he said the line

[scaresthetic]

hello resident evil: vendetta (2017) fans