Hi Fwiends

@haierld

Chris, 31. No minors please. No TERFs or TEHMs. Married to @pornapetit My cat’s name is Tofu I always forget to tag my selfies sorry

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Have I mentioned I love back hair 🤤

Sun cruiser

I told him he wore this slutty top to show off his back hair for me specifically

Delicious Oysters

Randomly remembered this guy, best described as a former friend of a friend, who blocked me on instagram and won’t acknowledge me in public because I was invited to help decorate holiday cookies and he wasn’t

My friend got mad at me because I was too “inviting” to someone he despises but said person was friends with someone else in the group so I was trying to not be rude. My bad I guess

The other day someone was talking about growing up in a small town so I asked him where and he said Rockville, MD….

New Kelela album is fab, as expected

Nearly a week after release my entire twitter timeline is still Madonna

Shane Keisuke Berkery (Irish-Japanese, 1992) - Suit (n.d.)

Mark Bradford (American, b. 1961) - Rat Catcher of Hamelin III, mixed media on canvas, 304.80 x 320.00 cm (2011)

2024-09-21

Was bored during my commute so I made a quick list of my favorite albums. The order is less certain after the top 5 and my tastes are constantly changing but these albums all mean a lot to me

I got fisted this weekend while listening to Confessions II which I'm sure Madge had in mind while she was writing this album

ayatollahsmegmafactory

Lowkey horny ✅

Fat as a house ✅

I need to get killed ✅

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