she may be a maiden but she ain't no virgin

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[haikumaidsin]

lightskysinner:

When her legs snapped shut around him, a sudden fear gripped Shigure, too. He’d gone too far, hadn’t he? What he was asking her for was gross and strange, and when she whimpered he almost felt his heart stop- how bad was his request?  He was ready to wiggle free and apologize as profusely as needed when her fingers wound into his hair and oh- he couldn’t stop the cry that escaped him. The sharp little pain at his scalp ran down to his toes and forced them into a curl ( with a jolt of pleasure to more sensitive areas. ) 

If his face could get any redder at her offer, it would have. Visions of her soft lips wrapped around him flashed through his mind ( he’d have to make sure he did well enough to deserve it from her. ) Still trapped between her thighs he gave her a small nod, whatever he could manage, what with her legs tight around him and her fingers in his hair before she released him.

He had liked it all, the way she tugged at his hair, the way she kept him trapped between her thighs and gods if he had the courage he’d ask for more, he’d ask for her to sit upon his face instead and smother him with her wet sex.  But for now, he set to work, slipping her smallclothes down her legs and placing them off to the side of the bed. His breath was heavy as he settled onto his stomach and between her legs. With a nervous little flip of his fingers, he moved his hair back behind his ear to glance up at her with both eyes. He was glad she moved her dress out of the way- he wanted to see her face, to make sure she liked what he did to her, he wanted to know that he touched her just the way she wanted. He wanted to know that he touched her in a way that made her shiver and want more, made her want him again. “Tell me if you don’t like it, alright? Tell me if I… if I can do anything better.”

Tentatively, one hand ran up and down her thigh as the other came to press against her. One finger, then two, up and down through her slick folds as his mouth edged closer. His fingers moved down to tease around her entrance while his tongue began to flick experimentally at her. Soon he was moving his tongue in patterns, nothing specific, just following the contours of her body, sucking and flicking over the hard nub now and then. As his tongue continued to trace patterns against her, he glanced up to try and catch her eye through his lashes, through the hair falling into his face, his eyes heavily lidded and hazy with lust.

She would hold him to his nonverbal agreement, she told herself, even if she wanted to pass out. It was what he deserved. Her teeth found her way onto her lower lip as her smallclothes were peeled away from her, worrying away at delicate skin. She wasn’t sure what she was worried about--Shigure had already expressed, both vocally and silently, that he was attracted to her. Surely, seeing her more intimate parts wouldn’t drive him off? Her vice-like grip on her lip relaxed when he didn’t react poorly, and she even gave him a nervous smile and nod in response

A strong shiver raced down her spine when a pair of fingers, followed by his tongue, pressed against her. She could compose a thousand haiku about his hands, and she probably would following this encounter; while his tongue was delightful, there was something about the knowledge of his hands--those strong, calloused, talented hands--touching her in such a way that only heightened her pleasure. As their eyes met, she let out a breath, bordering on a moan, and tightened her hold on the fabric of her dress. 

The barrier between them, although it was actually obstructing nothing, was starting to frustrate her. She squeezed her legs around his head once more as a warning that she was about to do something and leaned forward, pulling her dress over her head in one fluid motion. She tossed it onto the floor carelessly and dragged her hand through her now-unruly hair, forcing it back so she could see what Shigure was doing uninterrupted.

It seemed a bit unfair that he was still entirely clothed when she was now sitting nude on the bed, but they could discuss the imbalance later. Now, with nothing for her to hold back, she threaded her hand back into his blue strands, giving him a slight tug forward in case Shigure got distracted. Dragging her tongue across much-chewed lips, she said one simple word in an effort to egg him on: “More.”

[haikumaidsin]

daein-liberation replied to your post “15, 18”

(Somnophilia is the term.)

the term for the person doing the action, yeah--is there a word for the sleeping person? i’m not sure tbh

[haikumaidsin]

me, after googling what japanese women wore instead of bras for 2 seconds: fuck it mitama’s a tiddies out kinda girl

[haikumaidsin]

12 and 13?

Sinday Asks || Accepting

12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?

not in the traditional sense, no. she’s not super into bdsm or any other sort of hard kink–she doesn’t like pain that much, nor does she enjoy inflicting it (tho if her partner’s a masochist she can oblige). she has a couple of odd kinks here and there; she really, really likes muscles/other signs of hard work, and goodness does she like hands, but other than that, nothing really stands out.

13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?

usually, her favorite positions are the ones in which she has to do the least amount of work. this’ll usually mean things that have her laying down, so missionary or uhhhh the one where she’s on her stomach but i’m having a literal brain fart. her least favorite is probably doggy style, cuz she has to hold herself up lmao. she likes cowgirl only because she feels like she has all the power, but that loses its charm fairly quickly, so she usually resorts back to just the basics.

[haikumaidsin]

15, 18

Sinday Asks || Accepting

15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.

ok so this is something i literally thought of the other day but honestly? it’s 100% mitama. there are people who get off by having sex with sleeping people–she’s the opposite. she wants to have (consensual! pre-discussed!) sex with someone while she’s sleeping. she hasn’t considered it much (because, right now, sex feels like a super intimate thing for her) but once she’s in a committed relationship with someone where she can explore her kinks? yeah she’ll be all up in that lmao

18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?

ignoring anyone i’ve interacted with on this blog–because, duh, if they’re of the appropriate age/not creepy with cross-gen stuff, she’s in–probably nina? i’ll go with nina or hisame. or joshua

[themusewhomuses]

Sinday Asks

1. Is your muse a virgin? If not, how old were they when they lost their virginity?

2. Are they sexually active?

3. When was the last time they had sex?

4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in? (Example: the public bathroom, the park, movie theater, etc.)

5. Do they masturbate often?

6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience? 

7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?

8. Have they ever been caught having sex?

9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail.

10. Describe their expression when having an orgasm.

11. How long can they live without sex?

12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?

13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?

14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)?

15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.

16. Describe the way your muse’s moan during sex. (Example: are they loud, are they quiet, etc.)

17.  How long can they last before they cum?

18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?

19. Give us a sexcanon about your muse that not many people knows about.

20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share?

21. How old were they when they learned about sex?

22. How does their foreplay go down?

23. Is your muse dominant or submissive or both?

24. How does their afterglow look like?

25. Wild card: ask any nsfw questions you’re curious about for my muse.

[vaememes]

— nsfw sentence starters.

warning  :  these  are  nsfw  and  very  smut  related.

❛  what’s the matter? can’t keep up?  ❜

❛  am i going too fast for you?  ❜

❛  raise up some, i can’t breath.  ❜

❛  wait, you’re going to go down there?  ❜

❛  please, no, i just want to hurry up here.  ❜

❛  well, what do you think? you like?  ❜

❛  are just going to stand there the whole time?  ❜

❛  my tongue is all for you.  ❜

❛  where did you learn that from?  ❜

❛  oh, i’ve got a new trick i want to show you. ❜

❛  i know exactly what you want and how you want it. ❜

❛  you’re the best i’ve ever had. ❜

❛  just kiss me, touch me…  ❜

❛  just touch me here..  ❜

❛  i want to touch you.  ❜

❛  hey, do you feel that?  ❜

❛  you always make me get horny.  ❜

❛  this isn’t what i had in mind but okay.  ❜

❛  this is nice, wow, feels nice.  ❜

❛  i got a bed in the other room.  ❜

❛  just kiss my lips.  ❜

❛  i want you to hold me when we’re done.  ❜

❛  take me and don’t have mercy on me.  ❜

❛  make love to me.  ❜

❛  you never want to change things up.  ❜

❛  what is this? is this what i think it is?  ❜

❛  so, do you like it cold or hot?  ❜

❛  keep on touching me there.  ❜

❛  go down a little further.  ❜

❛  what? are you scared?  ❜

❛  keep going, make my legs shake.  ❜

❛  yes, that feels good.  ❜

❛  you do magic with your tongue.  ❜

❛  i like your fingers and your tongue.  ❜

❛  use your fingers and tongue.  ❜

❛  i think i’m going to cum..  ❜

❛  oh, don’t tease me now.  ❜

❛  i enjoy teasing you.  ❜

❛  beg for it.  ❜

❛  i’m ready for you now.  ❜

❛  you make me so … ready.  ❜

❛  can’t hardly contain getting aroused when you’re in my presence.  ❜

❛  do you live to arouse me?  ❜

❛  well, let’s do this instead.  ❜

❛  you screamed the whole time, not sure if that’s good or bad.  ❜

❛  make me scream, come on, let’s see if you can. ❜

❛  i just wanna have some fun is all.  ❜

❛  don’t forget who taught you that.  ❜

❛  make me quiver and shake.  ❜

❛  mmm, yes….. that feels nice.  ❜

❛  give it to me rough.  ❜

❛  you don’t have to be so gentle with me.  ❜

❛  mmm, let’s take things slow tonight.  ❜

❛  let’s make each other last all night long.  ❜

❛  what’s wrong? never slept with someone before?  ❜

❛  why are you so nervous? don’t tell me it’s your first time. ❜

❛  just close your eyes and kiss me…  ❜

❛  just touch me where you want to touch me.  ❜

❛  what if i just dropped to my knees now.  ❜

❛  undress me.  ❜

❛  slipping right out these for you now. ❜

[rpboxmemes]

[nsfw/valentine's edition] send any of the following for my muses reaction:

“ Soo…whip cream or chocolate? ” “ Nope, it’s my turn. ” “ Bend over. ” “ Call me master..say it. ” “ I love you..I’ve always loved you. ” “ You can’t say no to the sex dice. ” “ What do you want to do to me? ” “ You’re teasing me . ” “ Why do you have clothes on? ” “ Take. This. Off. ” “ I’m not taking no for an answer. So, strip. ” “ Kitchen counter or shower? ” “ You’re too good at this. ” “ What took you so long? ” “ Get your ass over here. ” “ Yes, okay..I’ve dreamt about you and now? You’re all I can think about. ” “ Stay with me. ”

[haikumaidsin]

lightskysinner:

The way her hips moved into his hand only encouraged him further. And then- oh, and then her hand started to move against his erection again, forcing little whimpers and moans to escape his lips, too. They sounded into the skin of her neck as his kisses became more sloppy, more like licks and little bites, so distracted was he by the way she touched him.

Gods, he wanted to touch her everywhere, too. He wanted to kiss each inch of her, from her neck down to her breasts and stomach, right down to that soft, forbidden spot that radiated so much heat against his fingers. Part of him couldn’t even believe what had happened so far- that Mitama, Mitama, the girl who’s poetry made his heart leap, who’s very smile was like something from a painting, was laid out beneath him, legs spread wide and bucking her hips. There were more than a few nights he’d thought about the possibility, of course, though it was nothing compared to reality. Her soft skin left him intoxicated, the sounds she made kept him dizzy, and the way she touched him back made his toes curl.

So it was with great reluctance that he sat up, pulling away from their embrace, but he also knew he couldn’t lay here simply playing with her through her panties all forever ( and if she continued to touch him the way she was, well, the result seemed obvious. ) He planted a soft kiss on her lips before he crawled down her body to kneel between her legs and bunched up skirt. He slid both hands up her thighs, up to the top of her small clothes. His thumbs hooked onto the ends of her panties, tugging them down ever so slightly. Not enough to take them off of her, but just to get his intentions across.

“Mitama… I.. could I….” His face felt like it was on fire. He wasn’t entirely sure of what he was doing, but he heard women liked that sort of thing. That they liked being kissed and sucked and licked between their legs. And he so, so desperately wanted to do whatever he could to make her feel good. 

So he leaned forward and kissed the inside of her knee, then another kiss a little closer. The act was mostly to calm his nerves, and so she could halt him if she didn’t want it, but it also had the added effect of heightening his anticipation. It took everything he had to keep his hands on her and not sneak one down to palm at himself. Shigure glanced up at her face when he’d reached her mid-thigh, eager to gauge her reaction. “Would you… let me use my mouth on you?”

     Mitama let out a frustrated sigh when Shigure pulled away, sure that her eagerness had driven him off. She knew she should’ve kept her hands to herself and let him go at his own pace, but her desire had overridden her common sense, and now she was filled with nothing but regret. 

       But then he slid down her body, leaving a blazing trail wherever their still-clothed skin came in contact. She felt like every nerve was on edge, each brush sending jolts through her. He came to a halt in between her legs, and for a moment, she forgot how to breathe. This was a sight she knew she’d remember for the rest of her life; Shigure, a literal prince, kneeling beneath her, his face a bright red. Her own face started to heat up until it matched her hair, and she snapped her legs together, effectively trapping Shigure between them.

     “Gods,” she whimpered, her bare legs trembling slightly with the effort of holding him back. She wanted to let him go more than anything, but she needed a moment to compose herself, lest she find this ending all to quickly. To reassure him, she reached down and threaded her fingers through his hair, giving it a light tug. She’d read that people liked that; hopefully, that would be true for Shigure. With her other hand, she hiked her skirt up to her stomach in what she could only describe as an inelegant move. She wanted to see Shigure when he did this, not just his head moving beneath the cloth.

     She swallowed heavily and passed her tongue across her lips before nodding. “You may,” she finally answered, forcing her voice to sound controlled. “In return, however...” There, she paused, struggling to find the right words. Reciprocation had never been something she’d considered a priority before, but Shigure made Mitama want to do things she hadn’t considered a possibility in the past. She powered through, looking down to meet his amber gaze. 

       “In return, I’d like to do the same for you. A-after, of course.” With that promise made, she loosened her legs, allowing Shigure to proceed. The anticipation of what he was about to do made her heart rate jump through the roof, and she was fairly certain that if she didn’t have a hold on him to ground her, she would have passed out.

[brittsmemes]

NFSW ANON HOUR

send my muse nsfw related questions and they HAVE to answer them

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Morning After” starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”

[melamemea]

sexual texts .

(text):  I’m having a really hard time focusing at work today… can’t stop thinking about that thing that we did on our date last night ; )

(text): what are you wearing?

(text): i can’t wait to strip you down and eat you out

(text): i’m so horny right now… my cock is all hard and excited

(text): pic for a pic? ;) i miss you so much baby…

(text): it’s so boring without you… wish i had you between my legs right now… to make my night more exciting ;)

(text):  mmm… i still feel deliciously sore from last night. you certainly know how to show a lady/guy a good time.

(text): i can’t get your mouth out of my head…

(text): you looked so hot last night… thank you for the picture ;)

(text): i’m wearing nothing but my underwear right now. what about you?;)

(text): i’m in class/in a  meeting/at work… wanna entertain me a bit? i love it when you get bad with me ;)

(text): i’m getting so wet/hard just thinking about it…

(text): what do you feel like doing to me?

(text): where do you want me to cum?

(text): i can’t wait to taste you on my lips

[rpboxmemes]

send me a ๑ and my muse will roll the dice to see what task they have to perform. [nsfw]:

my muse will…

kiss your muse.

kiss your muse with tongue. 

give your muse a massage.

dress up as a french maid for the remainder of the evening

tie your muse to the bed.

describe a sexual fantasy. 

let your muse tie my muse to the bed

let your muse video tape my muse masterbating.

will go down on your muse.

eat whip cream of a body part of your muses choosing.

confess a fetish or kink. 

strip for your muse.

allow your muse to blindfold them.

blindfold your muse. 

slap your muse’s ass.

allow your muse to slap my muse’s ass.

confess a sexual thought they’ve had about your muse.

Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

[firelegsandfriends-deactivated2]

Plz.

[paddedrowdy]

sure, why not! Could be fun.

[catalouged]

Oh please, I’m dying to see.

[haikumaidsin]

♏

Underwear || Accepting

     “… Mark,” she greeted, almost pleasantly. She didn’t seem to mind the fact that he’d walked in on her in a state of undress; in fact, she’d half-expected that someone would. It had, after all, started pouring out of the blue, and things had gotten convoluted quickly. She’d ducked into what she’d assumed was an abandoned tent, but now that she thought about it, perhaps it wasn’t so abandoned… Either way, back when she’d thought it was empty, she’d figured it would be fine to strip out of her clothes to let them dry. That was how they found themselves in this predicament; the healer standing by in just her smallclothes, and their master tactician staring at her. To break the awkward silence, she put her hands on her hips (no sense in covering up when he’d already seen everything) and asked him a question. “Do you know if there’s a drying cloth in here, or am I meant to drip-dry?”