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Feline Tongue Action

Feline tongue action

Licking themselves like crazy

Strange cleaning method

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Best Hashtag Ever

Cats of Instagram

I get to see ALL the cats!

Best hashtag ever

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Help A Sister Out

Cats and their 9 lives

Can you give me one of those?

Help a sister out!

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I Can’t Escape You

Cat hair everywhere

In the air. My clothes. My food!

I can't escape you

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Here Kitty Kitty

Here kitty kitty

I want to show you my love

Try not to scratch me

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Life Is No Cakewalk

Life is no cakewalk

It has its peaks and its troughs

But you'll make it through

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Wawa Versus Sheetz

Wawa versus Sheetz

Which one is really better?

Convenience battle

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You Are The Father

"You are the father"

The Maury audience cheers

As "justice" is served

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Like You Won’t Believe

Call your man "daddy"

That boner will shrink so fast

Like you won't believe

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Nectar From The Earth

Blue agave plants

Are used to make tequila

Nectar from the Earth

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Clothes Might Disappear

Tequila warnings:

You may feel extra frisky

Clothes might disappear

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Burning Down My Throat

Sucking on the lime

To help the tequila pangs

Burning down my throat

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Swiveling From Left to Right

Watch that butt jiggle

Swiveling from left to right

Jello-like backside

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That’s What Diddy Said

Jennifer Lopez

"Booty is a work of art"

That's what Diddy said

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Walking Down The Street

Walking down the street

Eyes fixated on the butt

You know they're watching

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People With Big Butts

People with big butts

Have trouble finding good jeans

That fit them just right

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Shaping Up That Ass

Glute exercises

Minimus to maximus

Shaping up that ass