Haikus of Cityrail

A blog of Haikus About mundane adventures Had on Sydney trains.

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Before the train lads,

I had never heard of the

Good Life Festival.

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“It’s a quiet car” “Oh yeah? Well get fucked, aye!" Classic old chick fights.

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Bored girl third-wheeling Her two “adorable” friends For two straight hours.

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Old people playing Trivial pursuit, loudly. Quiet car, fuckers.

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Rats tail and dickies.

"Yeah, should go to Mac Square, aye

Late night's heaps sick, aye."

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Wyong lads swearing

Are put back in their place by

An eighty year old.

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Drunk young passenger:

“I’m gonna shank some bitches!”

Sounds like a party.

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Why do all old folks

Who board the train at Strathfield

Smell like those soy snacks?

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I just don't know why You would join in with our group. Stranger danger, yo.

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Drunk man in trackies, Hitting on a girl, loudly, Fresh VB in hand.

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The man next to me

Is just staring at my head.

Seriously, dude.