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[haikyuu-garbage-imagines]

this blog is so good... can i request some nsfw of bokuto and kuroo?

sure thing sweetheart! sorry it took so long, i was gone for a week <3

also i sorta read it wrong and gave you headcannons by accident.  i’ll write u smth seperately and post it later, i swear on my life!

-kitty

Bokuto:

-so much stamina. you’ll probably be dead before he’s done with you.

-his dick is really long. girth is so-so but it is looooong.

-he’s super open-minded and willing to try literally anything in the bedroom. as long as it makes you happy, he’s down.

-pretty dominant most of the time.  wouldn’t mind letting his partner take control (as i said, he’s super open minded) but he’ll probably end up getting too excited and just kind of taking the lead by accident.

-ASS MAN.  ASS MAN ALL THE WAY. he’ll grab it, bite it, spank it, anything.  he loves the ass so much.  so much.

-a little bit of an exhibitionist? does not mind public sex at all really.

-won’t stop talking the whole time.  he’s just yelling and dirty talking (the dirty talking is terrible at first but over time he gets better at it) and moaning 24/7.  super vocal.

Kuroo:

-he’s a switch. let’s just get that out of the way right now.

-when his partner tops, he loves to be tied up and blindfolded.

-when HE’S topping he’ll probably be pretty gentle.  he’s a nerd and he loves you.  honestly.

-he looooves the butt.  He’s a spanker, and he loves watching your booty move when you walk.

-probably has a daddy kink. let’s be real here.

-likes having sex in different parts of the house, cause just doing it in the bed and that’s it seems pretty boring to him.

-don’t get me wrong, Kuroo is no sex god. he got a little weepy after your first time because he had been so nervous during the entire thing and just held it in until the end.

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Can i have pokemon go headcanons for oikawa, suga, bokuto, kuroo and kenma? Like in which team would they be? Good luck with your new blog☺️

fucking pokemon meme shits.  god bless all of you.

-soysauce ;^)

Oikawa: Mystic, cause he’s a goddamn shitlord.  He’d probably be one of those people who spraypaints the symbol on buildings and gets a t-shirt or something.

Suga: Valor, because he wanted instinct but pressed Valor on accident and now he’s really invested.

Bokuto: VALOR. No questions asked. Probably shits on Mystic 24/7.

Kuroo: Instinct, because Spark’s hair looks like his hair (also Kenma is Instinct). 

Kenma: Instinct, because he didn’t want any part of the Valor VS Mystic feud.  He just wants to catch his damn Pokemon.

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Oh I messed up! I thought it was bokuto instead of oikawa! Oikawa is fine instead of bokuto! How about snapchat?

sure thing love!  I can even do ‘em all bb ;)

also so sorry this took so long, i kinda had some writer’s block on this one–that’s also why it’s so short.  aaaaaa.

Akaashi’s snapchat is there mostly because the team made him get one.  His story is mostly pictures of Bokuto/Kuroo captioned with “Hacked!!1!” or pretty skies, maybe the occasional bonfire.  He also takes a pic of his volleyball shoes and puts in on there before games.

he doesn’t ever take selfies, so anyone who snapchats him will probably be receiving a lot of captioned photos of the ceiling.  He also has the often misinterpreted bad habit of leaving people on read.

Bokuto’s snapchat story is the one everybody skips because it’s all shaky videos and blurry selfies.  Boy can’t keep his hands still.

The blurriness is not confined just to his story.  He thinks the blurry facial transitions in selies that make his features all distorted are absolutely hilarious.  (he also uses the dog filter often and is completely unashamed).

Kuroo’s snapchat is legendary for his stories that are all just close-ups of Kenma’s face.  Also, his story absolutely blows up whenever there’s a cat filter available.

Kuroo takes killer selfies.  Every lighting is good lighting for him.  He’s got the perfect facial expressions and hair that’s messy as hell but falls just right around his eyes.  And yet.  all his pictures he sends look like this.

Oikawa has a snapchat comparable to a celebrity.  His snapchat stories always have a ton of views and his selfies are always getting screenshotted.  Goddamn trashy prince.

His selfies when he’s snapchatting your average joe are immaculate.  Perfection.  When he’s snapchatting Iwa-chan all the text usually is is kaomoji, “are you my mom?” or “#iwachansmells2k16.”

Tsukishima’s snapchat is a wasteland.  Straight up.  All this little bitch puts on his story is pictures of Karasuno captioned with dumb shit like “they’re so pathetic, it’s laughable 😂,” pictures of whatever museum he’s at, or yamaguchi surprising him by taking his phone and posting a mega blurry selfie.  He’d take them off but the dumb noodle doesn’t even know how to delete them (personal headcannon that tsukki is smart as hell but the only technology he can work is his music).

He doesn’t snapchat anyone.  At all.  He just adds people and leaves them to die.

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can i have a headcanon request about Akaashi, Kuroo, Oikawa and Tsukishima on their instagram? like their bio, feed, captions, followers etc etc thanks!

sure thing chicken wing!

(also these are so long i did not mean for this to happen im sorry if u wanted smth shorter aaaa)

-admin kitty

Akaashi’s bio is just “Akaashi Keiji, 2nd yr, Furkurodani.”  the link in his bio is literally just to the school’s website.  it’s so boring it hurts.

He follows some darker themed men’s fashion accounts and some volleyball ones, but he never sees any of it because his feed is always taken over by Bokuto’s excessive posting of outdated white text memes and blurry selfie spams.  Because of this, Kuroo hacked Akaashi’s phone during training camp and made Akaashi follow like four different Really Edgy™ meme accounts and Akaashi still doesn’t know.

(In relation to this, Kuroo also once changed the link in his bio to lead to yvette’s bridal but Akaashi noticed and changed it back).

Akaashi’s captions are probably like…fake deep quotes.  Like the kind of stuff you find edited over pictures of sunsets that have no credit for who says it.  Either that or he just leaves it blank cause he’s a square.

Everyone in Fukurodani is following Akaashi simply because Bokuto would not let anyone rest until he did.  Bokuto has been memeing on instagram so long that he practically went into cardiac arrest when he found out Akaashi made an account, and the next day he showed Akaashi’s account to anyone who would listen.  But, Akaashi does gain quite a few female followers all on his own, cause his account is on private and all the girls wanna stalk the pretty owl boy.

Kuroo’s bio literally just says his name, then a bunch of really dumb emojis.  The link in his bio leads to business cat and you can’t argue with me on this one.

He follows So Many Meme Accounts.  this dork is dank.  He tags Kenma to the shittier ones because he has nothing to lose and Kenma’s dry responses make him laugh.

THERE’S A NEKOMA MEME DM.

His captions are all emojis.  He never captions anything with words.  If you went to his account you legit would not be able to figure out even what language he spoke unless you found like…his bucket challenge video from like 2 years ago.

He posts memes so he has a lot of followers.  Not a lot of people from school follow him though.

Oikawa’s bio has his basic info with some kaomoji splashed in, along with “#iwachansmells2k16.”  The link in his bio is to a video of seijou playing the interhigh prelims game against Karasuno.

Oikawa, like Akaashi, follows some men’s fashion accounts and volleyball accounts.  He also follows some more (forgive my phrasing) “mainstream” meme accounts and probably gets tricked into following shoutout accounts a lot. He also follows conspiracy theory accounts unironically.

He posts ton’s of selfies, but they’re always ones where he’s with someone else, how cute.

His captions are explaining whatever he’s doing in the picture, usually.

He has so.  many.  followers.  A lot of them are girls who like him, as one would expect, but there are also a lot of guys following him too.  Pretty much everyone at Aobajohsai is following him, and a lot of people outside of school admire his success in volleyball and follow him too.

(Ushijima tried to follow him and was instantly blocked).

Tsukishima’s instagram might as well not exist.  His bio is completely blank except for a link that leads here.  He doesn’t even have any posts.

He follows a lot of music artists and a couple of volleyball accounts.  He also-regrettably, he says–follows everyone on Karasuno, except for Narita, because he kept posting nothing but closeups of everyone on the team’s faces while they were playing volleyball.

Literally the only people who follow him are the members of Karasuno, his brother, Kuroo, Bokuto, and Akaashi.

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hi! welcome to tumblr! I see your ask box is open so I wanted to know if you would possibly write up some nsfw oikawa headcanons if u don't mind? thank you!

our first request and its oikawa thirst, i feel like that’s appropriate tho.  ok, here goes!

-admin kitty

Oikawa:

-Orgasm denial all the way.  boy’s not gonna stop until he makes you cry

-I feel like he’d be really into dirty talking and maybe some degradation.

-he’s either super dominant or super submissive, depends on the day.  When he’s submissive he’s like…super loud.  and he loves being tied up and blindfolded, probably spanked too.  he’s kinky.

-wall sex!!!

-jealous/possesive sex with his s/o happens literally all the time (cause he’s an insecure lil trash king).  you could sneeze on another guy and he’d probably pounce on you the minute you were alone–and trust me when i say it will be rough as hell

-he likes both the boob and the butt!

-face fucking??? face fucking.

[haikyuu-hcs]

hi! this isnt a request. i was just gonna ask if you were alright with doing a shoutout for our new haikyuu imagine blog, haikyuu-garbage-imagines. if you cant, sorry to bother you, love your blog!!!

hello!! thank you so much! i’m so happy you like my blog <3 im sorry if this is late-- i don’t get notifications, and i haven’t checked up here in a while... but yes of course, i’m honored to give you all a shout-out!!

everyone, please check out @haikyuu-garbage-imagines!!! they’re a great blog with incredible ideas! im def gonna be watching out for their new posts!

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shit my dude I'm sorry I didn't see that ask was closed(you actually have to click the bio on mobile to see the while thing) I'm so sorry

No problem dude! Mistakes happen🍪

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Hi, I'm a new Haikyuu!! imagines blog, and I was wondering if you could give me a promo, by any chance? Thank you so much! If not, feel free to just ignore!

Oh dude hell yeah! Us blogs gotta stick together

GUYS go check out @haikyuu-heaven for all your match-up, headcannon, imagine, scenario, NSFW, and reaction needs!!

Best part… SHES OPEN TO REQUESTS RIGHT. MEOW!!

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random headcanons with kawanishi and shirabu from shiratorizawa please!!

((Oh my stars I love shiratorizawa like I fUXKONH LOVE THAT TEAM. DID YOU HEAR ME?? ? I SAID O FUVKING LOVE THAT T-))

Kawanishi:

• Genuinely does not give a shit about his appearance. He will throw on clothes without even looking at what’s the design on them; he bought it and liked it then so he’ll wear it and like it now. Nor does he check to see if it’s actually clean. If someone asks about a stain he’ll just shrug his shoulders and mumble “shit happens”.

•Wears the same pair of jeans for 9 weeks without washing them. They’re just jeans.. Jeans don’t get dirty unless u spill something on them .. That’s noticeable.

• He has a dark/deadpan sense of humor and it’s bad and he knows it. Like it’s pretty fucking bad my dudes. Also it’s just terrible because he likes to low-key mix memes in there. For example one day Tendou asked him if he had chairs for only 5 teammates what would he do and Kawanishi replied that he would seat the most useful. When Tendou asked what he would do with the rest Kawanishi just looked him dead in the eye with the straightest face and said “Kill them. Kill them all.”

• Overall he’s just the That Morbid Kid™ of the group ((every group has one)) who in general is more pessimistic/realist than most and jokes about killing themselves over small inconveniences nonchalantly. He doesn’t really mean it and thinks death is as serious a subject as you make it, which to him isn’t very much.

• Volleyball is actually one of the few things he’s been and stayed dedicated to. He’s kinda wishy-washy a lot of the time and changes his hobbies/things of interest pretty often because he gets bored easily. One of his other secret dedications is watercolor painting.

Shirabu:

• this is a HC I’ve had from the very MOMENT I saw Shirabu and it is also my favorite. That headcanon being that I think Shirabu is B-I-T-C-H-Y. But not in an aggressive way (that’s Semi), like he’ll stay in his lane and if you’re good to him he’ll be good to you. He’s more of a thought-out bitchy. A tactical bitchy. LORD HAVE MERCY if you get on his bad side. Let’s say someone for whatever reason will be cussing him out, he’ll just sit there stone-faced and take it until the end. That’s when he puts on this SMUG, SHIT-EATING smile and calmly say “y'know it’s cute you said that considering *insert life wrecking comment*” and just walk away. And it’s not just any comment, it’s a deep comment, something he must’ve thought about before the argument cuz no one can just pull up the shit he just brought up. Anyway I need to stop but yeah Bitchy Shirabu 4 Lyfe

• Horror flick fan. Loves them, cheesy classics and all. If anyone watches a horror movie, new or not, with him it will seem like he’s fearless and doesn’t get scared but really let’s face it the movie industry can only come up with so many “new” plots. Same story different characters. His favorite genre of horror is psychological horror.

• Likes reptiles but his favorite are turtles. He has a tortoise named Toot he absolutely adores and takes care of perfectly. He even lets it roam around his home with a balloon tied to it. Tendou picked the balloon and thinks he's funny for choosing a balloon says “Party Train” in big stylish font. Shirabu likes it but won't say so.

• His mama cuts his hair. She’s been doing it since he was little and she’ll stay doing until he has to move out. See him being an overall mama’s boy.

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☾ Sugawara, Asahi, Noya

☾ - sleep headcanon

Sugawara: A decent sleeper, Suga tends to sleep on his back or side with at least two pillows under his head because he likes the support on his neck. He always has his blanket at least up to his chest but if one watches him they’ll always see one foot pop out from under the covers when he’s truly drifting off to sleep. So cute.

Asahi: It takes quite a while for Asahi to fall asleep because when he lays down his brain likes to replay every single human interaction he has ever made in his life. This makes him nervous and therefore hard for him to fall asleep. After a lot of sighing, tossing, turning, and internal turmoil he finally worries himself out and falls asleep on his side. To help with his pre-sleeping anxiety he washes his pillows and comforters often to smell like lavender. It helps him relax.

Nishinoya: Oh boy, good luck with this guy. His brain is on overdrive at night and is zooming with thoughts. What’s he gonna do when the zombies come? Do worms know they’re worms? Do they wish for arms and legs? Whatever it is, he’s thinking it, and if he’s not then he’s texting someone on his phone about it. Probs Tanaka. Or Asahi. He’ll try to make himself go to sleep by being like “okay… Go to sleep… NOW!” And shut his eyes real tight and be super still… But it doesn’t work, so he’ll just go back to texting/thinking. Just kinda, ends up asleep y'know? Oh, also his dreams are super easy to influence so whatever he was thinking about a lot that day/night is gonna be in there.

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Ok I don't know if this will make any sense?? But like when the karasuno boys are turning on some music to do the do with their s/o, they accidentally turn on like a guilty please song and it's super awkward for them, so like what would the boys' songs be?? If this doesn't make sense just ignore it but thank you so much if u answer this

oml hahaha i hope this is what u meant!!

Sawamura: Partition — Beyoncé

Sugawara: Naughty Girl — Beyoncé

Asahi: My Humps — The Black Eyed Peas

Nishinoya: Dirrty — Christina Aguilera ft. Redman

Tanaka: Buttons — The Pussycat Dolls ft. Snoop Dogg

Kageyama: SexyBack — Justin Timberlake ft. Timbaland

Hinata: Toxic — Britney Spears

Tsukishima: Candy Shop — 50 Cent ft. Olivia

Yamaguchi: Gimme More — Britney Spears

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suga and his usually gloomy s/o going to a zoo together and his s/o getting super excited and cheerful, revealing their love for animals? and sugas reaction to seeing them like that?^^

Upon seeing his usually dreary, not so happy partner’s face suddenly light up with life and pleasure made Suga’s heart feel warm. Their eyes seemed to shine like the stars of the night light, and honestly, Suga couldn’t keep his eyes off their face. A light blush would spread across his cheeks, and a soft smile would grace his lips.

After countless, sleepless nights of worry about whether or not his lover was happy being with him, and enjoyed their time together, Sugawara seemed to finally pinpoint the best date location.

Now that he knew his partner’s love for animals, he was sure to bring them back as much as he could, just so he could see their bright, lively expressions.

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just a question for you guys-- do you want to see more headcanons, or scenarios? NSFW, general, or fluffy?

i just wanna make sure that when i do post here, i’m at least posting things you all wanna see! i realize i tend to post headcanons (they’re the quickest and easiest), but if you all are sick of seeing them then i’ll work towards something else.

thoughts?

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What are three items Kuroo Oikawa and Kenma can't live without?

Kuroo: A volleyball, his iPod, and phone.

Oikawa: a mirror. A volleyball, his phone, and hair gel.

Kenma: His PSP, phone, and his favorite video game.

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NSFW Karasuno boys headcanons

Sawamaura: Loves to completely dom his partner, and enjoys giving it to them roughly.

Sugawara: Cums really quickly, and will usually cum two or three times in one session.

Asahi: Extremely loud during sex, and tries to muffle his moans with his hands/a pillow.

Nishinoya: Is highly into being treated like a pet, and being told what to do.

Tanaka: Loves to have his partner ride him and dominate him. He also loves when his s/o won’t let him cum for a while.

Kageyama: Gets turned on greatly by having vibrators in him while in public. He’ll occasionally put one in before going to the store, then hurry to the public restroom to jerk off. The thrill of no one knowing it’s in him makes him even more excited.

Hinata: He loves to be on the receiving end, and to be overly stimulated.

Tsukishima: Gets off on being humiliated, and is a total exhibitionist.

Yamaguchi: Loves to spank his partner, and tie them up while utterly dominate them.

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headcanons for oikawa, kageyama, tsukki, and noya meeting their S/O's parents

this is definitely one of my most favorite requests!

Headcanons:

Oikawa:

He would definitely be the smoothest out of this group, putting on his famous smile and capturing the hearts of his s/o’s parents.

Even though he’d be the smoothest and seem super calm, on the inside, he’d be sweating like crazy. He couldn’t sleep a wink the night before, and thought he’d vomit out of nervousness.

Once he got to know his partner’s parents, he would become close with them, and would treat them like his own, and make himself at home with them.

Kageyama:

Kags would be extremely quiet while meeting them, but also very, very polite. His lover’s parents would pull his partner aside and ask if he was ok, since he was shaking so much.

At first, their parents would feel skeptical of him, since he had such a stern face. But once they saw how he looked at their child, they felt at ease.

Kageyama would continue to be shy/quiet around his s/o’s parents for a while, no matter how laid back and welcoming the parents are.

Tsukishima:

Surprisingly, Tsukishima wasn’t too nervous, but still felt something in the back of his mind tell him “what if they don’t like you? What if their parents disapprove of you, and force you two to break up?” Tsukki would be put at ease when he feels his partner intertwine their fingers with his.

Like the previous two, Tsukishima would be very polite, and not show any signs of his teasing, snarky habits.

Similar to Oikawa, once he got to know his lover’s parents more, he’d become more comfortable with them, and show his true self. Their parents loved him even more, finding that Tsukishima and their child were a great match, and got along well.

Nishinoya:

This bundle of cuteness would be super pumped to meet his beloved s/o’s parents, and would be the least nervous of the group. Noya found this to be an exciting part of their relationship, and not something that could go wrong or be ruined.

His s/o’s parents were at first surprised by how outgoing their child’s boyfriend was, but quickly grew to love him and his energetic personality.

From the very beginning, Nishinoya would make himself at home, even calling his partner’s parents mom/dad.

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Can you do an imagine with the reader and Terushima, where he uses a vibrating tongue piercing and eats them out and then he does her really rough?

this was sooo much fun to write!! thank you for requesting! under cut due to length

“Mmm... Your tongue feels fucking amazing.” Terushima husked, running his fingers through your hair, and tugging it just right, sending shivers of pleasure straight to between your legs.

Your head bobbed up and down, sucking his dick with complete lust and need. You wanted, no, you needed his cock in you. Now.

Just thinking about his thick member inside you made you moan, which vibrated on Terushima’s dick. “Aah, baby, just like that.” He bit his lip, tipping his head back and letting out a gasp. “I’m getting close,” he husked once more, before pulling your mouth off his dick, and bringing your lips to his. Without missing a beat, he stuck his tongue in your mouth, letting it caress your mouth.

Breaking the kiss, Terushima licked his lips, his eyes glazed with lust. “Lay down, I’ll eat your tiny pussy out until you can’t breathe.”

Complying with your boyfriend’s command, you spread your legs, revealing your wet hole. “Mm… look at how soaked you are,” Terushima massaged your clit with his thumb, moving in slow circles. A moan poured out of your mouth, desperate for more.

Terushima brought his lips to your folds, and began kissing the sensitive skin softly. This slow, gentle feeling wasn’t enough-- you needed more.

“M-more, more,” you gasped, thrusting your hips.

He delved his tongue inside you, thrusting it in and out. A cry escaped your throat, as his piercing massaged your walls, and created this intense feeling that you couldn’t describe. You were so close, so fucking close—

That’s when you lost it. Terushima’s piercing continued to hit that one spot that you love, and you couldn’t hold it in anymore. You came around his tongue, and he continued to massage your clit while you rode out your orgasm, before pulling his tongue out of you.

“You taste so sweet, baby.” Terushima kissed your thigh, and aligned his dick with your entrance.

He massaged your entrance slowly with his tip, and gently played with your nipples.

“Hurry, put it in me…” You begged weakly.

Without hesitation, Terushima slammed his cock into you, his thrusts becoming more and more powerful with every moan and gasp of his name that left your lips.

“Harder, Yuuji, harder!” You wrapped your arms around his neck, bringing him in for a sloppy open kiss. “I’m coming, I’m coming! Yuuji, I’m—“ You gasped as your second orgasm forced itself out, and your vision went black for a few moments. Terushima continued to pound into you, causing you to feel numb pleasure between your legs.

Only a few seconds later did Terushima cum, before pulling out and releasing on your abdomen.

He lay down next to you, the both of you breathing heavily, and gazing into each other’s eyes. A gentle smile formed on both of your lips, as Terushima leaned in for a small, but loving kiss.