The good stuff

You know

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I’m so high so yk

I fucking love d20 fantasy high. And I thought that I’d relate to like half orc Zac plays but bro I’m actually rog. Super closeted athlete until sr. Year. Honestly I thought I’d be more like riz before rog. But I am that mf.

TL;DR a e I o u and on the vary rare occasion y & w.

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when lou does The Face ™️ reblog if you agree

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Spoilers fyi

Ay yo so like my 4th reread of Haikyuu and I realized that Kags isn’t trying to hit Hinata here he’s going for his hair to grab it for the first time in years. But Hinata realizes this and dodges it. I can’t begin to tell you how betrayed Kags must feel lmaoooo and how Hinata still had the instincts to dodge it is amazing.

Love these kids lol.

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Hot take and head cannons

There was one week in middle school where Tsuki would only listen to E.T. By Katy Perry and Yamaguchi damn near killed him.

Ojiro has sleeping issues when the team travels because of his size so the team always gets him an extra futon or something to hold him over till the next day.

When Noya zones out he chews on anything he is wearing. Man can’t keep a hoodie for shit.

When Tanaka and Kiyoko first started dating Tanaka was actually really nervous to do anything and would basically ask her 100 times before doing anything even breathing. Kiyoko got tired of it and just kissed the fuck outta him on like day 8.

After Old man Ukai died Coach Ukai refused to smoke and would only drink at his grave. Takeda and Coach Nekomata come along and help him through it.

Before Oikawa left Sejio he tore off a piece of the net and made it into a bracelet. He didn’t take it off for months.

Bokuto hates calisthenics and would rather weight train any day of the week. Akashi is the opposite.

Whenever Johzenji meets up Hana gets super drunk and calls it revenge for their high school years.

Yachi can beat everyone in a drinking contest. But she gets the most horrendous hangovers and almost always regrets it.

Finally Gao has given Korai multiple piggyback and shoulder rides Korai loves it but absolutely refuses to admit it. Yes even as professionals.

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Ok ok spoilers,

I have officially decided that Asahi’s them is Since U Been Gone because of all the shit about breathing and being free. Outside of that Asahi has become everything that he says he isn’t. As the Ace he drags everyone forward and inspires them he’ll forces them to play better. Noya adapts the way he plays several times because of the man. It’s not to compensate for Asahi’s weaknesses as a hitter but because he wants to be able to allow Asahi to compete at his best and there are things that Noya could do to do that. Asahi regardless of if he acknowledges it or not is the ace and always shows up to prove it. Is this a 4 A.M. sleep deprived post.. yes but ✨he✨ deserves it.

TL;DR Asahi is the ace truly and honestly and I love him lol.

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Hot take

Actually this isn’t a hot take this is just a straight up fact. Hinata knows the most about sex among the first years and he is the absolute most horney motherfuck in the group. Now here me out, Hinata is a teenage boy just like the rest of them but he’s fucking tiny this just makes it so there is less surface area for the horney to go. So if him and Kags were a thing Hinata would be going fucking crazy even as a bottom.

Here’s how the interaction would go...

Hinata at Kags place home alone: so... Kags I was thinking I was hoping you could show me... how your white stuff tastes.

Kagayama: oh you wanna see my milk collection yeah... but this is really special to me.

Hinata: tiny horny anger

TL;DR

Hinata is tiny and therefore horney and Kags would be passed out in 30 min ez.

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I am not gay I am a straight man who is very comfortable with his sexuality.... but let me tell you about Aran Ojiro

Bruh if I could be half as sexy as that man right there. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING LIKE GOD DAMN BRO WHY CANT I JUST BE HIM.

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I haven’t really posted recently because of haikyuu ending and because of that I have now entered into my 5 year slumber because that’s when I predict haikyuu season 5 to the top again part 3 the prequal sequel will come out.

But on a positive note literally everything else I watch is dropping episodes so that’s good I guess.

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Denji X Power OTP

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Hot take/nitpicking

Ok I feel like as a Haikyuu fans we get treated pretty well by the creators both manga and anime wise. But as of recent like some others I feel like part 2 of season 4 is lacking. But unlike others I feel it is in the small moments that have been in the manga that are not in the anime. I understand that this is the lowest budget that Haikyuu has had since it’s airing and that the new producer has only had this role one other time but it’s the little things that matter. While things have been picking up in animation quality I would like to see more of the small things and little details. Although we did get a pretty great shot of Kenma in the last episode.

TL;DR

While I do understand why Haikyuu is being limited to what it is I would still expect and hope for more. Despite all this I still have hope.

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I can imagine both Suna and Omi listening to this and laughing to themselves thinking how can either of you be the top if you’re both bottoms lol

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Brain empty only big muscle Asahi next episode

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When I said parallels I meant it. Haikyuu 1x9 and 4x16 gave me chills and I damn near cried for both.

Give my aces some love.

“Those are unmistakably the qualities of an ace”

-Coach Ukai

Also here are the bois smiling for some serotonin.

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I have a headcannon in which third year Hinata has not only completely adapted to but learned to use Tsuki’s sarcasm. It can get pretty funny in practice and they both respect the hell outta each other because of it.

Tsuki: Hinata it’s our third year how are you still this short?

Hinata: I stayed this way so I don’t gotta breath the same shitty air as you.

Tsuki: ...

Hinata: ...

Tsuki and Hinata: ... lmao

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Hot take

Man do I love parallels they are everywhere in Haikyuu and really help bring out the characters strengths and weaknesses so that we as viewers have a better understanding of what’s happening in their heads. One that I feel is taken for granted is the Tanaka and Asahi parallel. They’re both are aces who work their hardest but still hit slumps. Yet consistently and without fail they bring their best to each game taking their failures in stride to become stronger.

TL;DR

My Karasuno aces have one of the best parallels in the show. (Also spoilers in the photos for non manga readers)

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I would like to thank @avengerssherlocknerd for the amazing art work. They are not only a great artist but a great person to work with and I highly recommend them if you’re looking to commission some art. Also they got it to me on the day that the first new episode of haikyuu dropped which just made my day.

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Hot take... sorta

SPOILER WARNING

I know all the manga reader wanted a semifinals match up between Fukurodani and Karasuno so should I try and write one. I can’t draw for shit but writing one out might be easier. So who wants to see it?

TL;DR I’m thinking of writing a fanfic