₊ ֹ ˖ THE TIME WHEN LOGAN FINDS DEAN IN BED WITH HIS SISTER ᱺㅤㅤ ୨౿
there were certain traumatic events john logan wanted to erase from his brain. scratch that from the existence, and all of that somehow always involved dean. his alleged best friend.
first was when he caught dean taking a bubble bath with a hot pink dildo.
second was when he found his nasty condoms clogging the shower drain.
third—third was when he barged into his room for something and found him naked and all cuddly with his own fucking sister.
he doesn’t have the time to do anything but let out a scream of disgust and slap a hand over his eyes, protecting his innocence.
meanwhile dean doesn’t have the time to react to anything else except let out a high‑pitched scream while you—you, the said sister—roll yourself in your boyfriend’s sheet and out of panic fall right onto the floor, wrapped in his sheets like a marshmallow.
boyfriend you haven’t told a soul about after dating for months, after so many nights of you sneaking into his room from the back door and him sneaking into your dorm every single time your roommate is out.
“are you guys fucking decent yet!?” just from the way your brother yells, unnecessarily loud, you know he’s mad mad.
why wouldn’t he be? his own sister has gone behind his back, dating his manwhore, womanizer best friend.
“yes!” you yell back, just like he did, while dean quickly shoves his junk into his boxers and stands up.
“are you fucking serious, man?” the moment logan opens his eyes, he’s glaring at dean, ready to use his fists on him. “out of all the girls in the world, you go for my sister?”
dean throws his hands up. “i didn’t go for your sister, man, i fell for her. there’s a difference! it just happened!”
“oh, congratulations,” logan snaps. “that makes it soooo much better.”
“i’m not a kid, stop treating me like one, i made my own choice!” you yell, joining their yelling match, and that just earns you a glare from your brother.
“how long has this been going on?” he turns to dean sternly.
“couple months. . ?” dean answers boredly, now more distracted by your current state than the impending murder.
god, you look so hot wrapped up in his shit while you shoot daggers at your brother.
“months?” logan’s eyes go wide. “you’ve been lying to my face for months, you lying slut?!”
“i weren’t lying!” dean snaps. “i was . . selectively honest.”
“that’s literally the definition of lying!” logan practically roars. “you’ve been sneaking my sister into your shithole of a room like some—some raccoon with a sex addiction for months?!”
a mess. it’s all just a mess.
finally after a shit ton of screaming at each other when they’ve both calmed down and you and dean have both made it clear that you’re serious, logan sighs. “let’s get this over with.”
confusion swings across your face as you stare at both of them, worried. “what are you guys talking about?”
dean gets to his feet. so does logan.
“sorry. it needs to be done,” your brother mutters.
“needs to be done,” dean echoes guiltily.
when dean cracks the knuckles of his right hand, understanding dawns in your eyes. “you’re going to hit him?” you exclaim, jumping to your feet. “what the hell! no way!”
“di laurentis knows the code. he didn’t follow it. therefore. . ”
logan’s right. there is a code. other teams might have rules about not dating a teammate’s sister or ex or whoever else is off‑limits, but briars hockey team never strictly adhered to anything like that. their rule was much simpler—ask before you go there.
the code isn’t some random bullshit. it’s about respecting your teammate.
dean cracks the knuckles of his left hand.
“you’re insane. don’t you dare touch him, john!” you clutch the sheets and try to throw yourself toward dean, but he gently moves you to the side.
“just let it happen,” he says. “it’s really not a big de—”
logan doesn’t throw a punch.
he knees dean in the balls.
dean folds like a lawn chair, collapsing onto the bed, croaking as he grabs his junk.
“logan, you piece of shit, not the niece and nephew maker!”
logan just shrugs, his anger totally replaced by satisfaction of the hit, totally unapologetic. “relax, if they’re di laurentis stock, they’ll respawn.”
dean wheezes from the bed. “pretty sure they just rage‑quit, man.”