Purell Is Love

My name is Carissa and purell is my god. i am also fiestadaddy

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the boys, the big boys, my boys, my sexy big boys cleaning up the world one squirt at a time

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day out

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You have been visited by the Norma of Luck, reblog this and your life will get better.

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this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life

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Art.

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The teen pregnancy rate has been cut in half since the 1950s. #ThisGeneration

Smoking has also dropped by 50% #ThisGeneration

The abuse and availability of drugs has actually been in drastic decline. #ThisGeneration

The U.S. homicide rate is currently the at lowest it has been since 1962. #This Generation

Searches for porn have been reduced by half in just the past ten years. #ThisGeneration

The average IQ score has seen a dramatic increase, mainly due to our increasing ability to process symbols. #ThisGeneration

The high school dropout rate is at half of what it was in the 70’s. #ThisGeneration

But somehow the last generation remains largely convinced that we are bad and stupid people because they cannot comprehend advances in technology and society. #LastGeneration

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LATINXS/HISPANICS OF TUMBLR:

i do not see nearly enough selfies and photographs of hispanic/latinx bloggers on my dash. i’ve also noticed that our culture tends to be twisted by cinco de mayo, which, in the usa, has become a drinking holiday. so, to remedy this issues, i’ve come up with an idea to kill two birds with one stone. i propose that we make may 5th, 2015, the first ever MIRAME event on tumblr.

MIRAME will be a visibility day for hispanic and latinx bloggers of all types. no matter what country you come from or what color your skin is, i want to see you participate in MIRAME. this is a day for all people of latin american, south american, and european spanish descent—no matter what size, shape, gender, sexuality, or religion. i want to make MIRAME about all of us. i want to see everyone’s beautiful faces!

so, reblog/like if you’re interested, and mark your calendars for may 5th to have a positive and refreshing cinco de mayo!

para leer en español, haga clic aquí.

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Rules to learning English

1. their our know rules

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this makes me feel so uncomfortable

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“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

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How I feel in the morning

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Jaden Smith looking good as hell in dresses/skirts

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Meme™

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Websites for when you want to:

un-disgruntle yourself

comfort someone

be comforted

go to a quiet place

press a magic button and fix everything

get a hug

see something cute

hear rain noises

play cute games 

cut something/someone (blood)

break something

open a window

have a guided relaxation

listen to nature sounds (or here)

do nothing for 2 minutes

play the piano

make cute ecards

make cool music (ex.)

get an idea for what to do

avoid boredom

watch a dream

have a stickman adventure

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