Princess Haley

I just really love music, animals, and random shit I find funny.

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

It’s not going to be my first marriage, it’s going to be my only marriage. So if we have a fight and you want to leave you better take your ass to the other room and calm ya self down because we’re gonna work this out

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[stability]

[greatwhiteprivilege]

him: what’s wrong babe me: nothing just wondering why you lied to me on october 16th at 1:18pm

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[luna-luz]

steven hyde till i die

[andrewjelqingjihad-deactivated2]

[virg0]

[just-a-penis--with-a-dream]

I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text

(via headonyourchest)

[tendermaryoliver]

[fawnmisfit]

waldorf knows what’s up

[panicmoon15]

the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”

i can’t stop laughing.

[panicmoon15]

update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him

[glrlband]

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

[stoichiome]

seth rogen is me, I am seth rogen

[bruno-news]

Visit Original Link

Uptown Funk (feat. Bruno Mars) - Mark Ronson

[nocountryforoldjetpacks]

[reginaa-phalange]

[hailsatanbabe]

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

[suqmydiqtbh]

[tiniestlight]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!

[murder-your-family]