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would you ever grow a baby for will and blake?
Oh my gosh, totally! @jungleboyblake and @willofnottingham are going to be the cutest royal daddies someday, and it would be such an honor to help them make their baby! Plus pregnant people look like beach balls, and I love beach balls! They also get to eat all kinds of creative foods like olive ice cream, and anchovy and chocolate sandwiches, which sounds really fun! Sign me up!
HONESTY HOUR !!
text 💬 bloa
Noa: Why do M&M's have to be so good? I ate a whole big ass bag of them and now I can't move 🤢
*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ JOE KEERY ]? No, it’s just [ BLAKE PORTER-NOTTINGHAM ], the descendant of [ TARZAN & JANE ]! [ HE ] is [ TWENTY-THREE / TROPHY HUSBAND SLASH AURATUBER ] and some say he tends to be [ IRRESPONSIBLE ] but he is really [ LOYAL ]. (FOWLER, SHE/HER, EST, 31) ✧・ﾟ*:
Congratulations, Fowler!!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.
TEXT ❓ JUNGLE SIBS
Hailey: So I mentioned missing the jungle and I think Javi thinks I'm really going to run away and never return.
Hailey: Like on the one hand, goals. On the other, I'd miss people too much.
Casper, Ajax, Heath, Blake, Dylan, Lev
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: Oh wow, most of these guys are like... way too hot or way too taken. Is it insulting if I say @casperlocke because we’re like... similarly inexperienced seeming? If it is just pretend I said like, Chris Pine or something and not a real person.
sacrifice myself for: @levbelrose, he’s a sweetie.
kick: @jungleboyblake? I feel bad accidentally killing someone’s fiance but like, he seems a little obnoxious sometimes.
take to prom: @heathlemon.
abandon in jurassic park: @ajaxapostolos.
push off a bridge: Oh... um, a very short bridge for @dylan-donati so that @princessxymarley won’t be sad.
Noa, Waldo, Dylan, Will, Blake, Parker
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: All of these boys seem gay or intimidating, or else they’re my brother! But um... I guess @noa-atua was super distractngly handsome that time I accidentally ran into him in a locker room, and he’s super experienced and could teach me what to do, so... him?
sacrifice myself for: Obviously @parkerspan!
kick: @jungleboyblake? I feel like he’s probably kicked people while he was vine-swinging before and it would be karmic retribution maybe!
take to prom: @willofnottingham seems like he would be really nice and polite as a friend date.
abandon in jurassic park: @whereswaldohatter would have fun with strange and colorful creatures, wouldn’t he?
push off a bridge: That leaves @dylan-donati, I’m sorry!
Andy, Cassie, Marco, Blake, Noa, Waldo
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: @noa-atua, obviously.
sacrifice myself for: @andreatriton.
kick: @jungleboyblake, because I can.
take to prom: Marco. Pretty sure I actually did try that back in the day, so...
abandon in jurassic park: @cassieadale, she’d be besties with the dinosaurs in no time.
push off a bridge: @whereswaldohatter, sorry!
text 🎶 🎧 lake
Leo: Relaxing celtic music, my dude.
