So Awkward It's Funny

Icon made by @desperado-raspado. White. Nonbinary (They/Them)

[silly-slacker-person]

Links to donation posts for Teal and Tai (me)

Teal's post

My post

[probuccalfat]

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

[probuccalfat]

i feel like the zoo in hobart that housed the last living tasmanian tiger.

[kuken-i-buken]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

[finally-found-some-fudge-to-buy]

Simon showing up to the Hail Mary half dead and drenched in blood:

[dogpuppy]

[shiftythrifting]

Donated at Diversity Thrift RVA but bought immediately by a staff member before it even made it to the floor

oh my god

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[depsidase]

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

has this been done before

[lamented0racle]

[drowsy-fantasy]

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

[whooooomp]

need That character absolutely delirious with fear. recoiling from everything. unable to parse what's happening around them, their mind stuck in fight or flight. shaking and hyperventilating. completely unconsolable even as they're wrapped in a crushing hug.

[whooooomp]

galaxy brain addition thank you

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[sqbr]

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

[elvencantation]

additions from the og artist (credit)

[scientia-rex]

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

[sharkfiinn]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[luna-azzurra]

Something nobody prepares you for is that the better you get at writing the harder it becomes. beginners write freely because they don't know enough to know what's wrong. then you learn. and suddenly you can see every single flaw in real time as you're making it and you have to write anyway while your own brain is in the corner going "that's a weak verb. that transition is lazy. you've used that word three times." getting good at this is mostly just getting better at ignoring yourself.

[pris-cas]

“Lesson #1 how far can humans see”

Lesson #2