So Awkward It's Funny

Icon made by @desperado-raspado. White. Nonbinary (They/Them)

[silly-slacker-person]

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[omagpies]

I get so sad when I think about PSUMNT for longer than five seconds

[theclowninyellow]

I just love them so much 😔💛

[victusinveritas]

[naughtypiggy]

Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-fold

Scientists have developed a breakthrough “superfood” for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in

TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there aren’t enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.

[heydocverdant]

you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins

[bowsersex]

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

[bowsersex]

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[the-quasar-hero]

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

[the-quasar-hero]

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?

[sup-its-cat]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

[notes-and-violets]

I had to xD

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[screenshotsofdespair]

[depsidase]

[coulsons-fullmetal-cellist]

Indy with his award!

[mizuthe-cat]

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

[mizuthe-cat]

I can literally give you crow for free

[killbenedictcumberbatchagain]

Yeha I don't feel like making new posts all the time and unfortunately that leads to me not getting the help I need and exhausting my resources but I feel like I'm in a race to the bottom. I feel like I'm genuinely going to die here. It's not safe living with these people. My "family". Please help me get out of this place

PayPal.me/tominova

Cash.me/$tomi1

Venmo: tominova

[killbenedictcumberbatchagain]

I'm helping friends flip a house and we could use help to do that!!

[killbenedictcumberbatchagain]

Hey please help, this is an opportunity to have a place to stay

[killbenedictcumberbatchagain]

Hah. Ha ha. So guess who went to the ER AGAIN last night after bouts of severe asthma attacks and had an anxiety attack after getting a steroid shot to treat said asthma

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

True Bi/Ace solidarity is both being able to make the joke “I like my men the way I like my women.” despite having vastly different punch lines.

[fiollaigean]

@camelcamilles

[bold]

reminder that being suicidal is a SERIOUS problem. i know this website has normalized the idea that having suicidal thoughts isn’t something that requires medical attention, but i promise it is and if you’re frequently having suicidal thoughts then it’s crucial for you to seek help.

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (2/?)

Part 1 // Part 3