So Awkward It's Funny

Icon made by @desperado-raspado. White. Nonbinary (They/Them)

[silly-slacker-person]

Links to donation posts for Teal and Tai (me)

Teal's post

My post

[curioscurio]

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Wireless headphones: great, can move around without having to drag my phone or laptop with me, chord doesn't get caught on doorknobs anymore

No headphone jack in my phone: terrible, awful, everyone involved should get hit with a hammer

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

ok

[synibread]

rp lalallalala

[3000s]

[atomicfoolorkillthemidols]

I think I found the post and this ending is so funy

[withswords]

there is also another, even wilder mambo no. 6 that takes place in prague and ends with the narrator dying of a heart attack from eating too much fried cheese

[mumblesplash]

man. sometimes i click through to someone’s ao3 bookmarks and not only is there completely unconcealed harry potter saved in there but it’s like. recent

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

due to popular demand you can now stream the Slur Song for free without Spotify, using my new streaming service slurify.co

[batshit-auspol]

Pretty amazing that the website dedicated entirely to streaming slurs is somehow more ethical than spotify

[anglaised]

this place is like a circus

[partlysmith]

[drcuriousvii]

now the healing can begin.

[spookonlooks]

Show more tiddy Simon in pirate au please 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 (DW I understand if you accidentally delete this out of discomfort)

Yes.

[miesozernacma]

it took me an embarassingly long time to finally sit down and scribble this garbage (/j). Happy Pride Month everyone i hope my contributions only enrich our community

EDIT: yall this is getting outta hand please go like my fanart with more effort instead 😭

Another version for The Connoisseurs™:

[lobster-tales]

I had a dream last night that Markiplier did a livestream where instead of playing a video game, he was just reviewing Bloodymary fanfics.

However, instead of reviewing the big dogs like Spectroscopic Binary or where nothing bleeds, he pulled a random assortment of low-traffic AO3 fics. One was omegaverse, a few were unique AUs, but they were all really niche and not super popular. He started dissecting them, doing extremely high level literary analysis on each one.

So. If your fic isn’t getting the numbers you’d hoped for, just know that someone is out there reading and analyzing and loving it. And apparently that person is Markiplier.

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[pavizi]

pavizi dcau harlivy art. these ones got a little weird

[jan-meloti]

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[depsidase]

[tboy-cock]

they updated the post now, but they fully deadnamed and misgendered missing person luca phoenix. i hope hes found. fuck transandrophobes