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the thing about Taylor Swift’s music is it’s written like a 90s Subaru commercial and if you get you get and if you don’t stay out of sapphic business or read up on queer history already
Karlie and Ash in the same room
I wonder if someone else was there last night
I think there will be a wedding and I think that's ok.
Here's the thing. There will be a wedding, because she has a little further to go before she sets this place aflame. I don't think they will get legally married, but I do think there will be a wedding.
Every move TS has made since 2022 has been about amassing power. Her re-record project both brought lapsed fans back into the fold and created millions and millions of new fans who were experiencing albums like Red and Fearless for the first time. The Eras tour gave fans a place to relive all the memories of her career, while also showing the world that she is THE most dominant force in the industry.
Just months after the tour ended, she announced that she now owns 100% of her art, a massive feat for anyone in the music industry, but especially someone with a catalog that expansive.
Tayvis brought her an entirely new demographic, too - the NFL demographic. And Tayvis has kept her not just her fanbase engaged and obsessed through all of it, but the whole world. Even people that hate her are obsessed with talking about the wedding.
Taylor has described writing IKI,IKY as "like coming home." It's a country song, a genre she has only briefly dipped her toes into since going fully pop on 1989. And she is flagging Debut as her next re-release. That re-release and the country vault tracks will bring her back into the center of country music, and I think Travis is a part of that. Sure, she went off and did the pop star thing, was single, partied with her girlfriends. But look at her now, settled down with a man and returning to the genre that expects women to do exactly that.
It's the final piece of power she's making a play for. She has the biggest and most loyal fandom in the world, and even people who hate her are obsessed with talking about her. After she "marries" Travis, after she re-releases Debut, she will truly have all eyes on her.
And that is when she will light the fuse that blows it all up.
I think Karlie is a major factor in the timing of this plan, too. I don't know what the narrative will be when Tayvis splits up, but whatever it is, I think it will lead to a public reigniting of Karlie and Taylor's "friendship."
On the one hand, the narrative could be that Travis did something awful and that she is soooo heartbroken, and Tree can plant stories about how she is seeking refuge in her friendship with Karlie, who has been so supportive and present for her in the aftermath.
On the other hand, I think it's very possible, even likely, that Taylor ends Tayvis in a way that is publicly, undeniably, her fault. She will use the end of the fauxmance to make herself the villain (in my dreams, she literally leaves him at the altar in front of 1200 of the most famous people in the world, but I know better than to hope for something like that).
She then uses that to pivot into Karma/Rep vault tracks, which will be the fire that burns this shit down. I think making herself the villain that destroys her fans' perfect fairytale ending would also take the heat off Karlie and would allow for a public reconnecting.
This is all just my speculations, of course. But I do think we should be prepared for the spectacle of a fake wedding. And I don't think that means that she's intending to continue the facade forever.
Well good morning, sunshine! 🌻
Am I the only gaylor who has zero beef with Joe Alwyn? I don’t think he’s done anything wrong. 🫣
Is anyone else seeing these photos for the first time too?! Anyone?! 🙋🏻♀️
HOW DID PEOPLE MISS THIS? 🤯
Taylor is a genius!!!
These look like they were cleaned up using AI. None of the original photos are anywhere near this clear, they’re all super blurry. AI is not an accurate or reliable way to clean up photos.
I would love for this to not be Taylor, but I don’t think we can rely on these photos for that.
The secondhand is at 38 GIRL WE GET IT YOU LOVE HER
38 days from June 16 (when this merch dropped) is July 24th - the sixth anniversary of folklore (and the 8th anniversary of KK’s engagement).
Hi I’m back and I’m pissed OFF and I need to say something about this fucking fan base:
You don’t think she’s queer because you don’t take her seriously. When you think mastermind, you think about how she wore her boyfriend’s team’s colors in her set. You undermined her intelligence. The media built her into this “all American boy-obsessed girl” and you fell for it. You had no idea she was writing about VERY deep, forbidden topics in such a poetic and devastating way at a very young age in a very unique circumstance. You never saw her for who she was and when she found the ones who did finally see her, you doxed them and spit in their face and called them crazy. You tried to bully her only support system off the internet instead of LISTENING TO US. She hid secrets in her songs for you and you never thought to decode her or listen to the people who had because she surely couldn’t be *that* clever or that liberal or that queer.
SHE WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU HER STORY. SHE WAS TRYING TO EXIST FREELY. SHE WAS SCARED AND TIRED AND HURTING AND CONFUSED AND YET YOU JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHICH MAN SHE WAS GONNA BANG NEXT.
Fuckers. Burn it down, Taylor. Just burn the whole fucking thing down.
“I gave so many signs” - exile, Taylor Swift
and the entirety of mad woman & Cassandra. Please, give us the mashup after it’s all ashes
The secondhand is at 38 GIRL WE GET IT YOU LOVE HER
Secret gardens in her mind filled with sunflowers 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
“Argumentative antithetical dream girl” over the ladder. 🪜🪜🪜🪜🪜
That dress needs to come with a trigger warning 😂
TNT wedding & KK and Mastermind
I am having thoughts, and I must share them.
The tabloids are reporting that Karlie Kloss is invited to the TNT wedding. (TMZ, deux moi, and page 6) Nobody has denied it yet. 🤷♀️
Karlie posted chess on her Instagram again today. All the pieces are present in this set (no missing pawns.) She also has a book on how to play in the shot, which is odd given that she's played for years.
Flashback to Dorothy and her missing pawn...
The red and white pieces, in the context of timing, remind me of the "I bet you think about me" MV.
I saw somebody on reddit mentioned that the top of the cake in IBYTAM looks almost like a clock, and that when the groom falls, he points at 5pm (so many fives right now with the Toy Story promo)
I think it's interesting that the chess set in Alice Through The Looking Glass is a red and white set, in the novel Alice must travel through the narrative as a pawn in order to eventually become the White Queen, equal to the Red Queen.
Mastermind?
"Born to be the pawn in every lovers game"
Taylor stepped through the looking glass during the Eras tour.
In Midnights, she saw her Showgirl/ED self looking at her Poet self, then smashed a mirror to pieces in TTPD, only to wind up on a red phone staring down a multitude of mirrors in Showgirl.
Remember the upside down red phone from Midnights Mayhem with Me?
Was Midnights Taylor calling up Showgirl? Are the phones upside down because they're on the other side of the mirror?
Oh hey there, 🎃
It’s the only dandelion in the photo, there is no way this wasn’t deliberate.
You know what Taylor could’ve said in that interview: “yeah it’s kinda weird when people say my songs are about women because I’m straight and I just want to set the record straight on that” but no she just told us to not think her songs are about men LOL
Lavender haze pr boyfriend
https://x.com/primafacieera/status/2055593068108075445?s=46&t=0vpWxS7XBG7HwkQDrX7l5A
The 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼 over his heart are so funny to me
“i came straight from rome”/“tree, taylor’s gonna yell at me if i don’t take her right now”
imagine seeing this and still thinking karlie and taylor aren’t/weren’t … well… you know
‼️NEW COUNTDOWN ON TAYLOR’S WEBSITE
Extremely Toy Story coded - maybe she’s on the Toy Story 5 soundtrack?
Oop!