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[haitherecaringmonke]

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Last updated: 23/6/2022

Lucille Beaumont profile

Lucille's Main Team

Fossil Pokemons

First Years meeting Lucille's Pokemons

Dorm Leaders meeting Lucille's Pokemons

Some facts about Lucille's family

Vice Dorm Leaders (+ Ruggie and Ortho) meeting Lucille's Pokemons

Other NRC students meeting Lucille's Pokemons

Fanfic: The Other Side Of The Mirror

[yaboywillyshakes]

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

[mikkeneko]

This is actually very nice. I like the soda bottles as reference. (I remember when I was writing ‘Wizards of Ceres’ how I had to do a similar soda-bottle conversion to try to work out how much blood Fai could drink from Kurogane without killing him.)

On  the topic of vampires incidentally, this basically means that there is no reason why feeding from someone should necessitate killing them, unless the vamp can chug two soda bottles worth of liquid in one go or carelessly leaves the bottle open when they’re done

[mikkeneko]

@fieldofclover thought this might come in handy for, you know, vampirey things

[fieldofclover]

Ooh, I like this! The bottles as a reference makes it quite easy to picture mentally - especially since, having previously experienced just how much mess a litre-bottle spilt on the floor actually makes, it gives a better idea of volume etc.

Incidentally, as a frequent blood donor myself (thank you, haemochromatosis), and thus being more aware of the volume of blood donated at each session (the average appears to be 450ml, or 0.45 litres per blood bag filled) and needing to know how long it takes red blood cells and plasma to recover after donation–

about 24 hours for plasma, and up to 8 weeks for red blood cells themselves, which is why the average length between donations is 12 weeks, to ensure the body is well recovered by the next donation (which is also why I was so fucking tired after having to donate once a month for the first three months of my treatment)

– I ended up doing a bit of reading re: blood loss, but this really is the best imagery for it I’ve seen without bogging down into too much science stuff.

Other crucially important facts relevant to vampire porn I have learned: 

yes, you can get an erection after donating blood, as the body generally maintains blood pressure equilibrium even if the volume of red blood cells per liquid ml is lower, though if you lose anything more than half a litre you’re probably gonna find it a bit difficult; 

erythropoietin is a funky chemical involved in converting stem cells to red blood cells which your body produces when you need more of ‘em, so if we’re going with the standard ‘vampire saliva is an anticoagulant and narcotic stimulant, and/or induces arousal’ conceit, it probably makes sense that said saliva introduces a similar compound into the human blood stream in the post-feeding stage to encourage their food to recover quickly for a repeat feeding, usually while licking the wounds left behind;

your vamp is probably gonna have a really full belly if they try and drink more than the average 450ml or so in one sitting. Blood is quite a bit thicker than water or soft drink; it’s more like drinking a hearty broth or soup. Can you imagine attempting to chug a litre of pressurised soup as it squirts into your mouth with considerable force? No thanks!

tl;dr the science behind blood loss is fascinating, especially in a vampire context, and the government agencies monitoring my search history probably think I’m a serial killer

[kedreeva]

And in case you aren’t writing about vampires, here’s a page with a neat video of visual rep of blood loss, liter by liter.

AND while I was trying to find that video, I also came across these visual aids:

And this shirt, which only has 250ml (¼th a liter) of fake blood on it:

They also say that even paramedics have a difficult time guessing how much blood was lost, and many of them will say they probably got it wrong. For people used to having our blood be on the inside, it can be startling to see so much of it on the outside- even when ‘so much’ turns out to be actually not as much as we thought.

[haitherecaringmonke]

Hi hi!! I spotted your twst x pokemon AU and I loved it!!! so, I am curious, how do you think the NRC students will react to, how a pokemon envolve, megaevolutions or gigamax? :0

and, how did they would react if they find out about Arceus being literally the pokemon GOD?!! Ohhh, I need to know!! >:D

I think they’d mostly being in awe, with Idia quite literally fanboying bc he knows from Video Games experience.

As for Arceus, i like to think they’d be stunned that a Pokemon is a god, but it would make sense since it’s a world of Pokemon.

Sorry if my answer’s a bit short, this is the most that i can come up with.

[haitherecaringmonke]

Ikemen Sengoku oc profile

(Art by Miked on FB and a picrew that I found and edited)

Name: Fujimori Sayuri

Race: Dragon - Celestial Maiden

Home: Celestial Court (located in China and Vietnam)

Birthday: 19/9

Height: 175 cm (5’9)

Age: 260

Dominant hand: Left

Likes: Sweets, reading

Dislikes: Rude people

Personality: Kind and gentle, but has self esteem issues due to her mistreatments in the Celestial Court

Love interests: Mitsuhide (Former), Shingen (Current)

Sayuri was a doctor from the Celestial Court and was tossed back 500 years into the past together with her snake companion Agata. Despite her circumstances, she tried her best to work as a doctor (and hide her magical healing powers as she doesn’t want to become a weapon). Her father was an executioner for the Celestial Court and was framed for murdering his wife and subordinates, however, Sayuri doesn’t believe he was guilty. Because of this, Sayuri suffered bullying throughout her childhood and was diagnosed with depression as a result. She was raised by her father’s older sister whom she called Lady Minh, who is a Qilin/Kirin.

She hides her draconic appearances while in the Sengoku period until her cover was blown and she was discovered by Mitsuhide.

[haitherecaringmonke]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I wrote my first chapter of my Ikemen Sengoku x oc fic. Please give it a read if you can!

[cherrykasugayama]

I've decided to post the meaning of Shingen's character song since I think it deserves more appreciation. 😭

I swear the vibe of this song is literally

You can listen the full song here ↓

https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32687668

Song title: 命の灯 (Inochi no Hi) - Flame of Life

by: Umehara Yuuichiro

隠された本命を伝えることはない

Kakusareta honmei o tsutaeru koto wa nai

I will never speak of the hidden truth within my heart.

駆け引きの合間に紡ぎ出すうそ

Kakehiki no aima ni tsumugi dasu uso

Between our games of fate, I weave fragile lies.

差し出したこの手で傷をつける矛盾

Sashidashita kono te de kizu o tsukeru mujun

The hand I offer is the same hand that wounds you.

泣かせることさえもためらわない

Nakaseru koto sae mo tamerawanai

Even if it makes you weep, I will not hesitate.

月にかかる暗くも 消えるまま

Tsuki ni kakaru kuraku mo kieru mama

The moon is swallowed by darkness, fading as though it never was.

離れることも選び取れずに

Hanareru koto mo erabi torezu ni

And yet, I cannot choose to part from you.

ああ どうかこのまま忘れて欲しい

Aa dōka kono mama wasurete hoshii

Ah… please, forget me as I am.

過ごした日の温もりさえ

Sugoshita hi no nukumori sae

Forget even the warmth of the days we shared.

君のそば燃えた命の証

Kimi no soba moeta inochi no akashi

The proof of life that burned only by your side.

胸に抱き眠れるなら

Mune ni daki nemureru nara

If it rests in your heart, I could finally surrender to sleep.

かすかに灯る火は消し去れない希望

Kasuka ni tomoru hi wa keshi sarenai kibō

A faint flame flickers — a hope that cannot be erased.

見ないふりをしてたあの日の自分

Minai furi o shiteta ano hi no jibun

That day, I looked away from my true self.

重ねた罪背負いこのまま歩こうか

Kasaneta tsumi seoi kono mama arukō ka

Shall I go on, bearing the weight of countless sins?

止まることなどもう許されない

Tomaru koto nado mō yurusarenai

To stop now would never be forgiven

暴き出された心捨てた夢

Abaki dasareta kokoro suteta yume

A heart torn open, a dream I once cast aside.

もう一度だけ咲かせてみせよう

Mō ichido dake sakasete miseyō

I will make it bloom again — even if only once more.

ああ この世に生まれ消えるその時

Aa kono yo ni umare kieru sono toki

Ah, when the time comes for me to vanish from this world.

そばにいたいのは君だけ

Soba ni itai no wa kimi dake

The only one I wish to be beside… is you.

零れ落ちてゆく命の証

Koboreochite yuku inochi no akashi

The proof of my life spills away, drop by drop.

拾い上げ共に行こう

Hiroi age tomo ni yukō

Pick it up with me, and let’s go on together.

全ては偶然始まり

Subete wa guuzen hajimari

It all began as chance.

運命巡りきみの明日に

Unmei meguri kimi no asu ni

To tomorrow, where fate turns

吹く追い風になりたい

Fuku oikaze ni naritai

I long to be the wind that carries you onward.

どうかこのまま愛を注いで

Dōka kono mama ai o sosoide

So please, keep pouring your love into me.

枯れない想い育てよう

Karenai omoi sodateyō

Let us nurture this feeling that will never wither.

君がくれたのは命の証

Kimi ga kureta no wa inochi no akashi

What you gave me is proof of my life.

消えないさ消せないんだ

Kienai sa kesenain da

It will not fade. It cannot be erased.

この世に生まれ出会う定めに

Kono yo ni umare deau sadame ni

Born into this world, it was destiny’s decree that we would meet.

抗うことなく寄り添う

Aragau koto naku yorisou

Without resistance, I remain at your side.

二度と失くさない命の証

Nido to nakusanai inochi no akashi

Never again will I lose this proof of life.

胸に抱き君と行こう

Mune ni daki kimi to yukō

I will hold it close, and walk with you until the end.

[ana-thedaydreamer]

Happy 10th Anniversary of Ikemen Sengoku, Shingen-samaaaa 🥹🤎🐻

[the12thnightproject]

Ikesen Warlords take the Orange Peel Challenge

In which Mai decides to test her warlord/ninja’s devotion to her by asking them to perform a small act of service that she could totally perform for herself: peel an orange. The orange peel theory suggests that a partner’s willingness to peel the orange reveals the health of the relationship.

Of course, Mai is going to go all in on this test…

“Will you peel my orange, please?”

Nobunaga – He peels it for her, but then places a section between his lips and asks her to remove it herself. With her mouth.

Hideyoshi –  Worries that Mai might be catching a cold. Peels the orange. Peels another. And another. Makes sure Mai eats them all and then tucks her into bed.

Masamune – Takes the orange out of Mai’s hands. Disappears into the kitchen. Reappears two hours later with orange mochi decorated with candied orange peel.

Mitsuhide – Mai asks him to peel the orange. He refuses, but says once she has peeled the orange herself, he will lick the juice off her fingers. And anywhere else the juice has dripped.

Ieyasu –  When Mai asks him to peel the orange, he says, “Why? You aren’t that incompetent. Are you?” When she looks at him with her hurt feelings in her eyes, he feels guilty and allows her to hold his emotional support sourdough starter while he peels the orange for her.

Mitsunari – Or course he will peel the orange for her. Gets orange rind stuck painfully under his fingernails, squirts orange juice into his eye, and for the next six months, he and Mai keep finding bits of orange peel between the pages of his books.

Keiji – Cheerful Keiji peels the orange, then nega-Keiji tosses it to her. She misses.

Ranmaru – Orange? Orange?! ORANGE?! “Don’t you like fresh, juicy peaches anymore?”

Kennyo – Cuts perfect enso circles all the way around the orange. When he is finished, it is as if he is holding an orange model of a zen garden. It’s too pretty to eat.

Motonari – Slices the orange expertly, then sets the slices on fire. Lets them burn burn burn until perfectly caramelized. Tasty.

Kicho – “No. I don’t do viral trends, but if you want to plant an orange tree, I’ll help.”  

Kenshin – Mai doesn’t even get the chance to ask. As soon as he sees the orange in her hand, Kenshin grabs it from her, and dices it neatly. After all, she could break a nail on the orange peel, catch an infection, and die.

Kanetsugu –  Looks at the orange. Looks at Mai. Looks back at the orange. The orange peels itself.

Shingen – Of course he will perform this act of service for his Goddess. Peels the orange in one, long, slow, sensual piece. Then he peels her out of her clothes. And himself out of his clothes. They have a naked orange feast.

Yoshimoto – Looks from a painted still life of an orange to the orange in her hand. “Wait…these are edible?”

Yukimura – “Why? Wild Boars just swallow them whole.”

Sasuke – When Mai asks him to peel the orange, he holds up one finger, then time travels five minutes into the past. Before Mai can ask him to peel the orange, he hands her a perfectly peeled orange. “Because being a moderately awesome boyfriend isn’t peeling an orange when your lover asks, it’s anticipating that the orange needs peeling and providing it before you realize you need it.”

[haitherecaringmonke]

Do y’all mind if I post Ikemen Sengoku content? I’m currently writing an Ikesen x OC fic.

[haitherecaringmonke]

List of Pokemon I think the Twst cast would have

Credits to @phoenix-manga and @egophiliac since I got most of my ideas from them

Ace: Scorbunny, Zorua

Deuce: Torchic, Togepi, Cyclizar

Cater: Ditto

Trey: Alcremie x 2, Slurpuff, Dachsbun

Riddle: Kantonian Rapidash, Roserade, Flamigo

Jack: Rockruff, Maractus

Ruggie: Mightyena, Murkrow

Leona: Pyroar (M), Alolan Meowth

Floyd: Huntail, Quagsire, Clodsire

Jade: Gorebyss, Amoongus, Shiinotic

Azul: Octillery, Grapploct

Jamil: Squawkabilly, Seviper

Kalim: Oshawott, Cufant

Epel: Applin x 3 that evolves into different forms, Cyclizar

Rook: Decidueye

Vil: Salazzle, Tsareena, Espathra

Idia: Porygon2

Ortho: Rotom

Sebek: Fuecoco, Gible, Totodile, Sandile (aka the Chomp Squad)

Sirius (my oc): Espathra (Shiny), Pidove, Houndstone

Silver: Doublade, Munna, Galarian Rapidash

Lilia: Gulpin, Noivern, Drampa, Kangaskhan

Malleus: Vanillite, Dragonite, Dragapult

Crowley: Rookidee, Klefki

Crewel: Furfrou x 2 (One normal one shiny)

Trein: Purrloin

Vargas: Bouffalant, Hawlucha

Sam: Gengar, Banette

[haitherecaringmonke]

Acheron’s Team

Like their two best friends, this ex-Plasma Grunt also happen to have their own ace team.

Ditty (Ditto)

“Don’t say that about Ditty they’re sensitive!”

Moves: Transform

Acheron’s Ace Pokemon that they were gifted by their second oldest sister to care for while they were in Team Plasma.

Ditty is a versatile Pokemon that can take the form of other Pokemon. They can even help Acheron with their disguises as they put Ditty on their face and have them morph into a new face.

Ditty loves Acheron’s cooking the most and would sometimes refuses to eat others’ cooking.

They have quite the inferior complex but Acheron is always there to assure they are enough.

Mirage (Zoroark)

“Mirage as much as I want to say that it’s funny, please turn back”

Moves: Night Daze, Hone Claws, Agility, Night Slash

Acheron’s second Ace Pokemon. They raised her from a Zorua that was abandoned by her former trainer.

It was Pokemon like Mirage that made Acheron believe in the causes of Team Plasma.

Now their bond is inseperable. They constantly play pranks on others together.

Mirage plays a key role in Book 2 during the stampede scene.

Wisp (Hisuian Zorua) (Shiny)

“Hey Wisp, its ok to come out now”

Moves: Shadow Ball

When Acheron’s oldest sister disappear for a few months and then came back, she brought this little one with her.

Wisp is a shy little thing that is trying to adapt to the modern day life.

But don’t be fooled, once he gets used to your present, he’ll show his mischieviousness that all Ghost type seems to posses.

Bearington (Beartic)

“Witness the power of my Bearington!”

Moves: Ice Beam, Blizzard, Icicle Crash, Superpower

Another Pokemon Acheron raised as a cub, Bearington was also abandoned by his previous trainer for being too weak.

Bearington is a sweetheart, always sharing his food with smaller Pokemon.

He also loves being hugged by Acheron and giving hugs in return.

Kevin (Hydreigon)

“Don’t be ridiculous, Kevin is a sweet heart”

Moves: Tri - Attack, Dragon Pulse, Hyper Beam, Dragon Dance

Kevin is perhaps the only timid Hydreigon in existence.

He is usually too shy to actually battle, and Acheron doesn’t push him, which he is greatful.

kevin loves flowers and can usually be seen with Acheron’s, Jason’s and Lucille’s Grass Types.

He is Acheron’s usual mode of transportation.

Keep in mind Kevin is still a pseudo legendary Pokemon capable of mass destruction.

Bob (Sylveon)

“Yes you heard me, HIS name is Bob”

Moves: Dazzling Gleam, Shadow Ball, Dig, Moonblast

Bob was originally an Egg that Acheron received from their older brother to care for back when they were still in Team Plasma.

Needless to say with how much love they give Bob, it wasn’t late that Bob evolved into a Sylveon.

Bob is rather mischevious like all Fairy Type Pokemon, he also likes to bully Kevin for food and sleeping place.

He loves his trainer more than anything and would do anything to protect his trainer.

[haitherecaringmonke]

Acheron Bergström

My third protagonist of “The Other Side of The Mirror”

Acheron (not to be confused with the one from Honkai Star Rail) is a cheerful and bubbly person.

An ex Team Plasma Grunt from Unova, Acheron joined Team Plasma along with their older siblings because they were indoctrinated into believing they were doing good for their Pokemon

After realizing what they do is wrong, Acheron and their siblings immediately deleted all their record from Team Plasma and started a new life. This time Acheron travels with Lucille and Jason

They have two older sisters and an older brother. The oldest one is the protagonist of Legends Arceus but we’ll put that aside for now.

Acheron is transfem and their pronouns are They/Them (I might make mistakes with them bc i’m not transfem so please forgive me if i made any)

They are Ace and Deuce’s love interest btw, I love poly relationships.

Lucille is their first actual friend that they made and they are regretful of their actions from their Team Plasma days.

Don’t be fooled by how feminine they look, they can fight better than both Sebek and Silver combined.

(Yes I used Utsuro from Gokurakugai as a placeholder for Acheron since i can’t draw as good)

[haitherecaringmonke]

Jason’s Team

Like Lucille, Jason has a main team of Pokemon of his own.

(Oh man it’s been so long since i posted anything)

Sully (Silvally)

“Thank you for wrangling them in for me, Sully”

Moves: Air Slash, Multi-Attack, Crunch, Crush Claw

Jason’s first Pokemon

Originally one of the three Type: Null that he stole on his way out of Aether Paradise when he escaped, the other one Gladion took with him. Along with two set of the memory drives.

Sully is a rather aggressive Pokemon due to its nature as a Pokemon made to combat Ultra Beasts. More so when its the first Type: Null created out of the three.

The scar on Jason’s forehead was caused by non other than Sully back when the two of them are new to each other.

However, something changed in Sully after giving Jason his scar, the two worked hard together and now Sully is Jason’s strongest and most reliable partner.

Teddy (Teddiursa)

“Teddy don’t put that in your mouth who knows where it’s been!”

Moves: Fling, Thrash, Play Rough, Charm

Teddy was hatched from an Egg that was given to Jason by Professor Kukui.

Teddy is a rather naughty Pokemon that was often found putting things into his mouth that he shouldn’t when Jason isn’t looking.

Teddy also has a tendency to wander off to who knows where, often causing trouble for Jason

He can usually be seen in a baby carrier strapped to Jason’s chest.

Esteban (Blaze Breed Tauros)

(Again, no Blaze Breed Tauros gifs)

“Esteban stop chasing him he’s not worth it!”

Moves: Raging Bull, Zen Headbutt, Flame Charge, Double Kick

Esteban is Jason’s Ride Pokemon that he acquired during his time in Paldea.

He, along with Lucille and Acheron, were chased by a stampede of wild Tauros while the three were discovering the region.

In a moment of panic, the trio threw their Poke Balls and managed to each caught a Tauros, with Lucille having the Aqua Breed Tauros and Acheron catching a Combat Breed Tauros

Esteban is a cheery and hardy Pokemon capable of tanking hits and he loves having Jason ride him.

He has a friendly rivalry with Lucille’s and Acheron’s Tauros

Lizzy (Salazzle) (Shiny)

“Lizzy please stop hissing at him, he’s a good person.”

Moves: Flamethrower, Dragon Pulse, Sludge Bomb, Toxic

One of the Pokemon Jason took with him when he left the Aether Foundation.

Lizzy is extremely protective of Jason since he was the one that protected her when she was still a weak little Salandit.

She has a distrust of men (other than Jason) because of what his step-father did.

Lizzy has a small rivalry with Vil shortly after meeting him.

Barry (Bewear)

“Oh wha- BARRY PUT HIM DOWN”

Moves: Brutal Swing, Hammer Arm, Double-Edge, Superpower

The most unpredictable of Jason’s Pokemon. Barry is a powerhouse not to be messed with.

Barry is also one of Jason’s Ride Pokemon in place of Machamp.

Ever watched Pokemon Sun and Moon and see what Team Rocket’s Bewear did? Yeah that’s Barry.

He may look cute but he packs quite the punch.

Vargas LOVES him for what he can do.

Lovelace (Lapras)

“If you won’t stop bothering Lovelace i swear to Arceus I will punch your teeth in-”

Moves: Surf, Ice Beam, Aqua Ring, Body Slam

Lovelace is one of Jason’s Ride Pokemon.

She was rescued from poachers by Jason, Lucille and Acheron and ever since then she has been sticking to Jason.

Perhaps the most mild mannered of Jason’s Pokemon as she loves to sing and swim.

But don’t let that exterior fool you. Lovelace can and will pulverize you if she felt you deserved it.

[piraticoctopus]

Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

[piraticoctopus]

@bowlcut @yourfavoritewerewolf I tried

[haitherecaringmonke]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64796968/chapters/166513234

So i wrote a side story to my The Other Side of the Mirror series. Hope y’all enjoy it!

[haitherecaringmonke]

Cater: *Calls Lucille cute*

Sirius: …Why do I feel a disturbance in the force?

[haitherecaringmonke]

Quick question: in your proffesional Pokemon x TWST opinion, now that in chapter 7 we see Malleus at full power, which legendaries could take on Malleus and win?

At this point i think only Arceus could win against Malleus, which Lucille does NOT have