Hey.

Ask any science side question: i have the answer!

[leedskiss]

im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle

“show ur tits for dick”

[hajomal-blog]

Who are they?

[jackafz]

[hajomal-blog]

2016:

[astrobit-deactivated20120707]

i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity

[hajomal-blog]

YOU LIVE TWO DOORS AWAY FROM A CELEBRITY?!?!?!?!! OMG WHO!??!?!?!?!?

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[hajomal-blog]

you are a creature of the darkness

[wandering-tangents]

Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.” Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are

[hajomal-blog]

As a tall person, I can say that I don't say "yeah hahah I'm tall" when asked my height. Instead, I spit in the little bugger's face and say "Dunno, but it looks like you've got rain down there."

[whiscashremade-blog]

Stop pretending native Americans are one single cohesive culture

[hajomal-blog]

But you are. You’re all obese, you all say the pledge of allegiance in a monotone to the flag every morning like something out of 1984, you all have pet eagles…

[hajomal-blog]

Oh sorry i didn't see the word native.

[whiscashremade-blog]

Stop pretending native Americans are one single cohesive culture

[hajomal-blog]

But you are. You're all obese, you all say the pledge of allegiance in a monotone to the flag every morning like something out of 1984, you all have pet eagles...

[misomeru]

[hajomal-blog]

What is this from?

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[hajomal-blog]

Can someone please give me at least some context??

[humorking]

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

[hajomal-blog]

Why didn't i think of this first?

[becausebirds]

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

[deathrock-deactivated20151114]

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

[monocromas]

That’s metal.

[prussian-lullaby]

The biggest, blackest cock

[asociate]

omg my great grandfather gave me one of these chickens to keep as a pet. I never knew they were worth that much money. A neighborhood dog killed my chicken. I could’ve sued them or something. I’m so mad.

[hajomal-blog]

Who needs punk rock when you have punk cock

[jellygummies]

Ready for bed 

[jellygummies]

Human/jellyfish/cloth baby

[jellygummies]

Kiss friend

[jellygummies]

Free ticket to cute town.

(You can get this wee fatty as a sticker now)

[jellygummies]

Supreme wiggle

[ninetails-deactivated20240104]

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

[hajomal-blog]

SIR THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE