[imakatperson22]

Eddie: Kicks the 3rd woman he’s dated out of his house because of repressed catholic guilt after avoiding having sex with her.

Buck: absolutely flailing as a baby disaster bisexual and sending his date running for the hills before they even finish their meal.

Chris, “out of town” somewhere, sitting on a curb and smoking a cigarette: Jesus Christ, these two fucking idiots…

[peacenotfound]

Episode 1538252 of Save Sapnap from His Own Best Friends: sapnap pokemon unboxing stream edition

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai]

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life…. But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

[a-slut-for-smut]

[tehriz]

Some also important context (this is June 2021, after her second round of grants was announced), as well: 

[image description: tweet from Dan Price, the Seattle business owner who doesn’t take a massive salary and pays everybody at his company really well: “Two years ago, she had $36 billion. Since then, she has donated $8 billion - more than anyone in the world. She is now worth $60 billion. I think people struggle to understand just how fast wealth accumulates for the super-rich. She literally can’t give it away fast enough.”.]

[quasi-normalcy]

She should bankroll unionization efforts at Amazon; really piss in the old man’s cornflakes.

[dynamite-with-a-laser-beammm]

😌✨🌿yea

[sandmandaddy69]

[poisonivyfantasy]

We already knew that

[cartoonking1]

It’s called being horny.

[holdonearmbar]

pre-nut psychosis is being on page 10 trying to find that ONE video. 

[incorrect-fwt]

George: When bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster.

George: That’s so fucked up. That is murder suicide. Bananas commit murder suicide.

Sapnap: That’s pretty fucking metal.

Dream: I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas.

[literaphobe]

there is something to be said about george and sapnap, two incredibly skilled minecraft players, getting so lucky w diamond weapons, netherite armor (for george) and elytra (for sapnap who could literally fly) yet STILL being too scared to fight dream, who for most of the video had to struggle with his turtle helmet, snowballs, sponges, and spider eyes

[darkblueboxs]

Not Andrew kissing Neil like they’re dying soldiers in a ww1 trench and Neil being like “huh Andrew’s kinda disconnected from everything but he’s really passionate about kissing for some reason” and proceeding to have zero brain cells for the next five chapter’s worth of makeouts

[love-n-pirates]

If this was a fanfic (which it lowkey kinda felt like) , the part where Dream ends would be the part where he runs into Sapnap's room and is like "We have a problem. I think I'm in love with George" And sapnap would turn in his chair from where he's playing Valorant, narrow his eyes and be like "Dude." But this isnt a fanfic so what really happened was dream probably jumped in bed and was like "Lmao that was classic ahahha hope the fans liked that one" and promptly went to sleep without thinking twice about it. Meanwhile we are so utterly confused about what the fuck we just witnessed.

[nym-ic]

you don’t see selena gomez talking about the shittiness of north korea and it’s autocratic government. you don’t see bts speaking on the issues palestinians are facing right now. you don’t see harry styles talking about income inequality in the united states.

so why are these fucking minecraft youtubers expected to know absolutely everything about every possible problem going on in the world right now as well as being expected to speak on it whenever people bring it up.

half of these people are fucking teenagers who wanted to make content on the internet because it interested them. they aren’t activists. they didn’t sign up to be activists. stop treating them like one.

they are content creators existing to provide content. entertainment. if they want to use their platform that they built to speak on issues that they’re passionate about? great! amazing! but this entire belief that if they don’t speak on something or aren’t educated on a problem means they’re racist or homophobic or transphobic or literally anything else is such a dangerous mindset to have.

content creators are not activists. they don’t owe you anything. it’s great if they feel they are responsible and educated enough to speak on these issues and help people, but expecting them to do anything other than what they’re signed up for, which is creating content for entertainment is a fools dream that shouldn’t be indulged.

you don’t see older fandoms asking their ccs to say “can you please say gay rights?” or asking for their opinion on racial issues.

BECAUSE IT’S NOT THEIR FUCKING JOB

of course fucking gay rights. of course racial issues are valid and should be talked about. BUT THEY’RE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME ABOUT FUCKING BLOCKS.

TALK TO AN ACTIVIST IF YOU WANT AN INFORMED OPINION. THAT’S THEIR JOB. NOT A MINECRAFT YOUTUBER. NOT ANY YOUTUBER UNLESS THEY HAVE ALREADY EXPLICITLY SAID THEY BELIEVE THEMSELVES MATURE ENOUGH TO TALK ABOUT IT.

i am sick and fucking tired of everyone using twitter as a way to educate people. twitter threads are not reliable sources of information. you know what are?

ted talks

websites formatted specifically by activists

organization pages without fucking character limits

stop expecting content creators to know everything. they don’t. they never will. they’ll mess up. they’ll make mistakes. that doesn’t make them fucking racist.

mcyttwt is a fucking joke and i hope that app burns

[moved-19871997]

dream, 21, currently a minecraft youtuber, at his 16 year old self who attempted to get a book published: HA what a LOSER what a little NERD

[bakwaaas]

[sonicrainbooms]

happy pride month i love being bisexual and defining myself as bisexual and i really like how bisexual sounds and the bisexual flag is very pretty

[barbiekens]

I like guys. Like I’m into them. I thought I might for a while, but I wasn’t totally sure, and I really wanted to make things work with Mia, because she’s awesome. But I, but I can’t. Because…

Love, Victor | 1x09 - “Who the Hell Is B?”

[bastardbvby]

i love how sapnap goes from toxic gamer boy on stream to i have a boo boo :( and i broke my panda pin on twitter like the true duality of man

[electracraft]

dream on twitter going from speedrunning drama, to stream mask, to announcing a possible new upload, to more speedrunning drama, to confirming dogboy dream, to hey do you remember when i was pregnant, to wishing an happy pride month and shutting down homophobes, all within the same day

[fdsdffdsd-deactivated20200814]

yall are so fucked with your cancel culture shit. and i dont mean like the james charles and pewdiepie and projared drama or anything like that.

i mean when yall bring up shit from 5+ years ago that people never had repeat offenses on after they immediately apologized after being told they were in the wrong. 

you seem to forget people grow and change over time. you seem to forget switching your opinions and growing and doing better and becoming a better person is part of being human, part of being a person. like, not to be that guy but a year ago i was an aphobic transmed. am i now? hell no, because i grew up and realized i was in the wrong and changed. 

holy shit. people are humans. dont fucking idolize them and rip them apart when you dig up shit they said 5+ years ago that they have never done since. dont place people on pedestals and expect them to be flawless. nobody is. and this isnt even about violent racism, transphobia/homophobia, or predatory behavior either so dont try to twist my words.

[autogynephiladelphia]

I’m begging yall to stop pulling out “”“”“receipts”“”“” from 8 years ago when they were 15, Jesus Christ not everyone was woke at 15. I used to respect the police, are you gonna kill me for that?!

[salmonandsoup]

NOBODY is “woke” at 15. nobody knows ANYTHING at 15. get yourselves together. remember there are human beings behind every post. and hope to everything good in the world that your own actions don’t come back to bite you in the ass––because if the way people are behaving now continues, it’ll hit you really hard.

[olderthannetfic]

When I was 15, it was 1996.

I was questioning my gender and reading all the trans* books.

Do you guys have any concept of just how different the wokest of woke language was back then?

And yes, that was a lot more than 5 years ago, but I’m just saying: it’s so much more complicated even than people growing and learning. Culture is different all over the world and throughout history.

Beware of receipts where you don’t know the context.