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Reader x Shadow Milk Cookie x Pure Vanilla Cookie threesome
Fount of Knowledge x Witch Reader (size difference, predator/prey(?))
Fount of Knowledge x Reader (mirror sex)
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I live and die by the theory that the Fount of Knowledge was beheaded.
This leads to touching Shadow Milk Cookieās neck being a big no-no if youāre in a relationship with him. Itās a much too vulnerable place that reminds him of how weak and helpless he was before. Perhaps if he really trusted you, heāll take a few kisses or bites. But hands on his neck will never be allowed.
Thinking about Shadow Milk being able to travel through time now and replacing your Fount.
You notice the change in his demeanor almost immediately. Especially in the bedroom.
Heās a lot more forward. A lot more teasing, even a little mean. Puts the both of you in positions that you never would have imagined you or himself in, touches you or guides you to touch him in ways that would normally make him flush and shy away. The shadowy tendrils that were once sparse participants in your bedroom are suddenly more frequent and daring, pushing deeper into you than ever before.
Although unfamiliar, you donāt particularly dislike the changes. In fact, you donāt think youāve ever cum as hard or as often as these past few nights. But you can feel that something is wrong. That emotional connection that you strive for during these intimate moments has been missing, and whenever you try to confront him on the matter, he expertly diverts your attention and worries.
Your Fount suddenly has a penchant for making you beg as well.
He likes it when you beg for more when itās not enough, beg for him. And he likes it when youāre specific and show him where you want or need him most. Itās humiliating to reduce yourself in such a obscene way, but you think he likes that too. Spread yourself, touch yourself, be vocalā youāre a smart cookie, so he expects you to use your words.
Do you want him here? Do you want to be inside him? How fast? How slow? Shall he push deeper? How badly do you really want this? How badly do you want him? How much do you love him?
In between the intense, bleary, push and pull of heat and pleasure, he says, āYou wonāt leave me, yes?ā
Itās less of a question and more of a statementā after all, heās already give you your answer. You feel something twist in your stomach at the question, but you canāt tell if itās your mind or that accursed tentacle squirming around inside you.
As if to emphasize his words, the tendril sinks in deeper, and you cry out and all you can say is āYes yes yesāā
Your Fount(?) smiles.
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Holy shit, anon, you COOKED with this plot. I am honored to have this sent to my inbox!
If I ever start writing fanfics with chapters, may I have the permission to use this idea? Iāll credit you, of course. šš
Ohhh, that hurtsā¦ the thought that your real Fount is gone. Or, perhapsā¦ is he somewhere else, now? Far from your shared home, and now youāre vowing to never leave him, but itās not him ā itās a repulsive imposter, a mockery of him who took his place, took his lover, took his home, took everything that he had from him.
And youāre not even aware of that. You know heās certainly different, but youāve come to accept this change, thinking that he simply got more bold and opened up to you more. He doesnāt want to address it, so what choice do you have in the first place?
Fount gets cucked by an evil, corrupted version of himself from another timeline, and the cuck chair is the other realm.
I really did not expect my account to blow up so fast to the point Iād get notifications daily. Thank you all so, so much for the overwhelming amount of support! It means a lot to me as a beginner writer, more than I can ever put into words!
500+ likes total seems relatively little compared to other fanfic writers, but itās a lot more than I could imagine because really, I expected to only get 0 to 10 likes per post.
I started this blog because there werenāt enough fanfics for CRK characters that I liked, let alone smut with accurate characterization. It feels nice to be able to provide it not only for myself, but also for others who share the same sentiment as me. Iām happy to know that I not only wrote well enough to satisfy my own cravings, but also that other people adore it and can talk with me more about our beloved cookies!
Itās a tough time right now after the newest update, I hope that everyone is faring well. My condolences to the White Lily Cookie and Silent Salt Cookie fans in particular, please take good care of yourselves.
hihi! i want to say feel free to delete this if it makes you uncomfortable! i did read your rules but just in case i missed something or you dislike this sort of thing.
Anywayā¦ we need more perverted Lady in Azure. her groping your chest while teasing you for your breasts being smaller than hers, telling you just how cute she thinks they are and laughing when you get flustered šāāļø or twisting your nipples between her fingers, teasing you for getting worked up from just that.
i just.. think we need more lady in azure lmao.
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Yes please!!! Dominant Lady in Azureā¦ Booba playā¦ Iāve always seen Shadow Milk Cookie as a boob type of guy. He seems like the type to enjoy playing with them.
Also, on the topic of Lady in Azureā¦ imagine her sitting on your face as she taunts you, teasing you because youāre struggling to keep up when she rides your tongue. Move your tongue faster! Deeper! You can most certainly do better than that! Youāll be fiiine, sheās light as a feather!
rghrghrgh i HOPE u know ive been frothing abt ur post w shmilk w a sheath...... thinking abt giving him head w "eating out" his sheath and then sucking his peen (pls ignore if too raunchy, this is my freak when froken to ask LMAO š«£)
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GOOD!!! His character and anatomy is so fun to play around with, thereās so many things you can do with a shapeshifting partner ^^
He really is getting the best of both worlds here. Being eaten out AND getting sucked off, what a lucky bastard! Heād be really happy, too, if you could fit his cock down your throat and continue to give attention to his sheath at the same time.
And no worries, this was perfectly fine! We need more fellow freaks around here :)
I do not know if I will ever get to writing this, so I will throw this idea Iāve been having out here:
You know how some people headcanon Shadow Milk having a tentacle or prehensile cock? I like to imagine it slips back into a sheath when not used. I mean, how else would he be able to wear his jester outfit without a noticeable bulge?
Do you know where Iām going with this? ^^
When his dick is out, it has juuust enough space for you to stick your own into his sheath. And if it is too tight, whatās not to say he canāt accommodate and make a little more space using his shapeshifting magic? Secret third option hole.
Okay, but whatās the fun in this when you can save the hassle and use his ass or mouth instead?
His dick is in the perfect position to wrap around yours and stroke it as you thrust it into him. Amazing amount of stimulation for not just you, but also him!
Do you think Fount would like to be bitten? Like to the point of drawing blood?
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Good question! I think it would depend on where you bite himā¦ like on the neck? Thereās a lot more trust required there compared to say, a bite on the arm or leg.
Youād have to start biting on more safe areas like his hand before you can ask to bite his neck.
And yes, he may be the Fount of Knowledge who knows (nearly) everything, but I can see him being confused as to why youād need to bite to the point of drawing blood instead of being satisfied with lighter biting.
Youād have to explain to him why you like it before you try it, so he wonāt think that you wish to harm him through more than just bites in the future. He wants to indulge you, but biting beyond lovebites is scary with the knowledge that Witches had baked cookies to consume them.
Fount does enjoy getting bitten, but I doubt that he would realize that until you do start biting him. In fact, I donāt think he would know what kinks he has until he starts experimenting with his s/o. Heās never had to ponder about them before.
oughhhh ty for feeding us fount crumbs.... i love love loooove your writing style and i desperatelyyyy need to give him big smooches (and also sloppy toppies. he deserves it <3)
Ahhh thank you! This is very motivating as someone who has started picking up on writing again ^^
Yesss give him all the smooches and sloppy toppies he can get, he needs so so much love!!
Rambling about my own HCās for him! Iām a huge believer in religious trauma/guilt Fount.
That being said, I think he denies himself of Reader a loooooooottt (at least in the beginning). Very repressed. Heās better at being more open about his feelings/desires the further you are into a relationship with him but he still feels a gnawing paranoia/guilt after or sometimes during sex. Itās very:
āThis is against my purpose.ā Or āWhat would the witches think of meā¦?ā
But then you cradle his cheek and tell him you love him and these harrowing thoughts are temporarily silenced.
(The guilt starts to morph into thrill the closer the day of his corruption gets. The forbidden fruit effect. Heās doing something he isnāt supposed to. Heās breaking free from the role the gods burdened him with.)
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Pspspsā¦ Fount stans come gather around moooreā¦ š
feeding all the people thirsting for this flavor of smc, there is never enough nsfw for him </3 enjoy the food.
Written before Beast-Yeast Episode 14, I will update if thereās anything that contradicts his character. Iām also open to feedback, Iām still trying to get a grasp of his personality! I hope that Iāve done him justice so far. This is my first public post.
More proof-skimmed than proofread, my bad if there are mistakes!
A = Aftercare (what theyāre like after sex)
Itās most likely that heās the one needing aftercare, as he not only has low stamina by default, but heās almost always stressed from the pressure of his position as the Fount of Knowledge.
Just small talk and cuddles would be enough for him, but heāll be head over heels if you do get him snacks, a drink, or shower with him afterwards.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerās)
Fountās favorite part about his own body is definitely his mouth. It has so many different uses besides being his tool for sharing knowledge! He loves using it to go down on you, and if heās comfortable enough (or if youāre fucking him hard enough), heāll moan nice and loud for you <3
If you have boobs, they would be his favorite body part of yours. Theyāre comfy pillows, amazing stressballs, and they make you feel good if he touches or sucks on them!
If you donāt have boobs, then his favorite body part of yours would be your hands. Hold his face gently and heāll melt right into them. Or hold his hands while you ride or fuck him and watch him get more visibly flustered and aroused.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Fountās cum is thick, creamy, and abundant, from how pent up he often is. Has a faint taste of blueberries.
He doesnāt have a preference for cumming inside or outside of you, itās on you either way and thatās enough for him. On the other hand, when youāre topping, he does prefer that you cum inside of him. He likes to carry a bit of you inside of himself when heās too busy to see you during the day.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Fount loves to talk during sex. It doesnāt even have to be dirty talk, he loves talking to you no matter what you both are doing. For him, thereās always so much to talk about or to catch up on. It may be somewhat awkward asking how his day has been while heās balls deep inside of you (or the other way around), but itās actually the best opportunity he has to talk with only you, and no interruptions. The only other times he does get to have you to himself would be if he snuck out on a date with you, but he canāt always do that when cookies constantly need him to guide or advise them on their daily lives or problems.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyāre doing?)
We know how lonely he is and how most cookies view him with some level of contempt or doubt. With how frustrated he is with the other cookies, itās likely that sex was the last thing on his mind as well.
But just because he was a lonely virgin before meeting you doesnāt mean that he has a few tricks up his sleeve ā heās known as the Fount of Knowledge, after all. ;)
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary most of the time; he likely doesnāt get much of an opportunity to see your face, because of how busy he is with answering the questions of many curious cookies.
But he doesnāt mind the intimacy and closeness of spooning either.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Fount is dead serious for the first few times you do the deed, but he gradually loosens up as he realizes that he can be more vulnerable with you and you arenāt as judgmental or critical over what he does as other cookies would be. He would become more comfortable expressing himself and being more silly if you would joke and play around as well.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Curly, blue, and speckled with stars. He doesnāt shave, but he does keep himself well-trimmed.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Definitely has a heavy preference for love-making over fucking; it reminds him that heās more than just a tool, more than an encyclopedia for cookies.
Heās always romantic with you in some way if heās topping. He doesnāt want to scare you away ā he wants to make sure that you know how much he does cherish you and your relationship. He also needs you to reciprocate that ā it doesnāt matter if youāre topping or bottoming ā he needs the reminder that you do love him for more than just the sexual gratification he provides for you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Fount feels incredibly ashamed of himself when he does feel the need to touch himself ā sometimes, the fear of anyone catching him in such a vulnerable, depraved state is enough to make him forget about his arousal in the first place. He needs a private place where he cannot be interrupted before he can even think of masturbation.
He has masturbated before meeting you, but it was more out of curiosity or for quick relief than for sexual pleasure.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Fount is very experimental and open for trying any kinks as long as it doesnāt physically or mentally harm him or you.
However, he would prefer you bringing any up instead of him. Heās too embarrassed to talk about his own kinks. Youāre going to have to figure out what gets him off the best through trial and error.
Heās generally more submissive. He decides things for cookies every day, and he needs a break from that ā letting you take the lead allows him to wind down.
Iāll elaborate further about his kinks in a future separate post. Hereās the list for now:
- Overstimulation (giving/receiving)
- Bondage (giving/receiving)
- Praise (lean towards receiving)
- Body worship (lean towards receiving)
- Roleplaying
- Sensory deprivation (lean towards receiving)
Fount may have some interest in more extreme kinks (ones that may require a safeword), but they arenāt really on his mind until heās at his breaking point and he corrupts into the Shadow Milk we know and love.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Sex is very special and intimate to him. He prefers to keep it in the bedroom, where neither of you can ever be bothered or interrupted.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Fount is very big on praise. It means so much to him, even a simple good boy can get him off or raise his confidence.
He also loves to hear your noises, itās proof that he is pleasuring you properly.
N = No (something they wouldnāt do, turn offs)
No degradation towards Fount, he already struggles enough with his self-esteem. He doesnāt mind doing it to you if you ask him and ensure him several times that youāll be fine, though.
No hitting him either unless youāve discussed in detail before trying it. An occasional spank or tap is fine, but heās rather frail and heās already letting his guard down during sex. Donāt betray his trust.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Fount prefers pleasing you first. Talking is not the only thing his mouth is good at~
It doesnāt matter what you have down there. Heās going to devour you either way. He does have a gag reflex though, so let him take you in at his own pace.
He wonāt ask for it, but he does love it when you return the favor by eating him out or sucking him off.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fount prefers slow and sensual sex if possible. He wants to savor his time with you and make the most of it. It feels much more intimate that way.
He doesnāt mind the occasional fast or rough sex if he manages to get into the mood for it (when he feels like playing around with kinks) and only if youāre up for it as well.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Itās convenient if you could find a place to do one, but he does prefer taking his sweet time and full sessions in the bedroom.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Anything that isnāt harmful to you or him is on the table, you only need to ask him about whatever it is first before trying anything.
Trying to do the deed anywhere outside of the bedroom or home though is another matter ā youāll have to convince him that neither of you will actually get caught. His reputation is already teetering on the edge with how many cookies doubt his words, he cannot afford being known as a pervert on top of that.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Fount would last two rounds max. Heās exhausted most of the time, and it doesnāt help that heās naturally physically weak.
Heās calm and composed until you start cuddling up to him, kissing him, and praising him a lot, which arouses him and gets him to reach his orgasm easily. The more intimacy and displays of affection, the better. He really needs that love after having to deal with so many ungrateful and ignorant cookies.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Heās very experimental and curious by nature, so it wouldnāt be surprising that he can have a large variety of toys ranging from multipurpose ones such as vibrators, to more niche ones such as sounding rods. Itās mostly for you, but he doesnāt mind trying them on himself if you ask him to.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
If heās in a playful mood, he could make you beg before he does anything to you. But typically, heās quite generous with providing you pleasure ā itās much more rewarding for him to make you moan and get you offā¦ for now. He may or may not grow a little more sadistic in the future.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Fount is naturally loud, but heāll try and quiet himself with a pillow or with his own hand. However, if you keep encouraging him and assuring him that you donāt mind his noises, heāll try his best to avoid hiding them.
If heās topping, there will be the occasional sigh or grunt that slips. If heās bottoming, his whines and whimpers are always inevitable, no matter how hard he tries to hide them.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Even if you donāt tell him much about your preferences or what you like, he will know and learn from his experiences with you. If he notices that you donāt react as much to a certain petname or area he touches, heāll do it less. On the other hand, if he notices that you moan a little more or louder than usual upon doing something or if you get visibly more aroused, he will do what triggered it more often.
Fount is always experimenting with what seems to get the most positive reactions out of you. Heās constantly studying you, even in bed.
X = X-ray (letās see whatās going on under those clothes)
The fun part is, he can be any size you prefer ā he loves to make use of his ability to shapeshift. But naturally? Heās a modest 4.5ā or so. He doesnāt really mind, having a big dick isnāt the most comfortable thing anyways; itād be awkward in his usual outfit.
Bonus: When he has a cunt instead, he can also adjust its depth to accommodate for your size. His clit is long and big for you to rub and stroke if you want to give him extra pleasure. His insides are amazingly soft and velvety, like a fluffy, warm blanket, and he gets easily wet for you.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Fountās sex drive is moderate; he does yearn for you, especially on days he hardly has the opportunity to see or speak with you, but sex doesnāt make up too much of your relationship; itās only one of his many ways to bond with you and show his love for you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Fount easily falls asleep because of his low stamina, but heāll likely force himself to stay awake to spend more time with you. Youāll have to gently remind him to rest and reassure him that you donāt mind if he needs sleep, or force him to sleep by also sleeping.
