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When they're rebuilding Dale I just know that they're decorating it with like a million carved illustrations of Bard killing Smaug

And Bard hhhhhhaaaaates it

thranduilpcsp

Art by Kaye Magistro

haldirsmellon

@nocompromise-noregrets Lord Greenwood from AIWIY vibes

Anyone else ever got so stressed they’ve ordered an Etsy witch?

I’ll report back if I remember haha

Wish me luck gang

#etsy witch

aircrashbureau

kosmogrl

I need to change my whole life

thedeepthought

I love when authors get all hyped about their own fics and the plot twists they just dropped. Like, I’ll scroll down to the author’s note and it’ll be something like, “omg you guys I can't believe that just happened!!!” — as if they weren’t the ones who literally wrote it 😭😭 It’s so cute. It makes me ten times more excited to read because if the author’s losing their mind, I know I’m about to lose mine too.

areyoudoingthis

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

witchyredneck

That’s how I like it !

tall

pukicho

Wanna know if you’re straight gay or bi? Don’t worry, take my test to find out:

Are you ?

enabuns

After *that* conversation, Whitaker tries to go back to work 🥸

Hey all

So I haven’t been doing the best medically recently and I really don’t know what the outcome is going to be. So I just wanted to take the chance to thank all my mutuals and honestly everyone I’ve interacted with on here for always being there for me. Even if we haven’t spoken much, you will have made an impact. I appreciate everyone on here. Thank you.

And a special thank you to @nocompromise-noregrets . You may or may not know it but your works have seriously helped me through some difficult times over the years, so I thank you for them. The effort you put in is incredible.

Remember, you are all loved. No matter how much longer I am here for. ❤️

kikmessenger

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

kikmessenger

skips a stone over a few posts

penandinkprincess

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

penandinkprincess

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

penandinkprincess

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

justasmidgx

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

penandinkprincess