no brain only barduil

he/him ⊹ 20s ⊹ NSFW/18+ uncensored on ao3 and bluesky (I block minors who interact)

[pseudohades]

𝐀 𝐁 𝐎 𝐔 𝐓 call me Pluto. I like to think and talk about Bard and Thranduil fucking. sometimes I draw it; if the stars align i write it. cat elves and weird anatomy abound. suspend your disbelief all ye who enter here.

𝐓 𝐀 𝐆 𝐒 ✦⋆ #pseudohades.png ― art ✦⋆ #pseudohades.epub ― fics ✦⋆ #pseudohades.clip ― work in progress ✦⋆ #pseudohades.txt ― general musings join my taglist!

𝐁 𝐄 𝐅 𝐎 𝐑 𝐄 𝐘 𝐎 𝐔 𝐅 𝐎 𝐋 𝐋 𝐎 𝐖 ✦⋆ I block minors. ✦⋆ occasional mpreg (filter your tags). ✦⋆ my art is tagged #nsft because tumblr won't put it in search results or on the dash if I tag it properly (filter your tags). ✦⋆ anti-harassment. YKINMKATO, DLDR, etc. I grew up reading actual books and therefore understand the concept of fiction. I could not care less how other people play with their dolls.

𝐅 𝐑 𝐄 𝐐 𝐔 𝐄 𝐍 𝐓 𝐋 𝐘 𝐀 𝐒 𝐊 𝐄 𝐃 𝐐 𝐔 𝐄 𝐒 𝐓 𝐈 𝐎 𝐍 𝐒 "what are creature elves?" elves but they're cats. see #creature elves for general information or these handy dandy diagrams (nsfw) for anatomy. "why do you draw him like that?" because it makes my dick hard. next question. "why have you only drawn/written Thranduil bottoming?" because it makes my dick harder that way. next question. "are you ever going to draw/write him topping?" probably, when the mood strikes. I do see them both as versatile, but I don't think the version of Thranduil topping I have to offer is what top!Thranduil enjoyers want. "if there's PiV, isn't it just het?" no. hope this helps. "I don't like ___." that's not a question, but I have a solution. if there is something you think should be tagged but isn't, send me an ask. "so are you pro-ship?" in the original ideological definition of the term, yes. I don't care what other people do with their dolls.

[make-me-president]

when the ship so rare you get to make up a name

[baby-fruits]

I don’t understand the new and growing sentiment of being mutuals doesn’t mean we’re friends like if we are mutuals we are friends we are locked in this is a blood pact and you are more than welcome to message me anytime with anything because we are FRIENDS

[writingdose]

as a writer, it’s very important that you know this: whenever you tell yourself “this will only be one-chapter-long” that is a lie. your brain is lying to you. it won’t, in fact, be just a short one-shot

[rainydaydecaf]

The Hobbit movies would have been vastly improved by going the same route as the The Princess Bride movie

Just constant cuts to the future with Frodo chiming in as Bilbo tells the story to be like “that’s not how you told it when I was little!” and “wait, you never mentioned these orcs chasing you!”

And Bilbo hems and haws like “well, I didn’t want to scare the children” etc and we see the same scene get replayed multiple times with slight variations as Frodo and Bilbo bicker about the details of what actually happened

(And then we can do an extra gut-punch at the end where Bilbo tells the little kids “yeah, the dwarves were all fine, nobody died, they recovered from their wounds and went on to rule the kingdom” and maybe we get a glimpse of a universe where that happened… but Bilbo turns away as soon as the children are gone and stared out the window while he relives the truth all over again 😭)

[pseudohades]

I am not and have never been Catholic but I think I have enough shame and guilt to write one

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[pearl-in-vinegar-does-art]

happy pride month yall

[pseudohades]

It's June again which means it's time for me to poke the hornet's nest and proclaim that my support for kink at pride has a direct positive correlation with how upset people are at the idea of it. Every year the effort to sanitize pride and queer history and push out the "undesirables" we owe our current rights to gets more intense and I refuse to be complicit in that.

[greelin]

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

[sunday-bug]

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[daenystheedreamer]

if you could delete a trope from fandom completely What would it be

found family

enemies to lovers

hurt/comfort

post-canon fix it, ending what ending

fake dating

soulmate au

only one bed

fluff

angst

ot3

modern au

other au - royalty, college, cafe, florist

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

tired of favourite trope What is your most HATED trope. no omegaverse cos it would sweep

[ministarfruit]

everyone please look away. the kings are kissing and I don’t want any diplomatic incidents today

[stricatul]

maybe intimacy isn't taking off your clothes. maybe it's taking off your "i'm fine." maybe it's being naked in ways that have nothing to do with skin.

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy