Rosalie Hale

canon divergent rosalie hale, excluding most twilight canon. please read rules and bio. may contain nsfw themes. mun/muse 21+

[nowat-shesdaylight]

                                     brighter than the sun.

[haleishbeauty]

I bought myself a TV and it came with a free echo dot because amazon is desparate to hear all of my conversations.

[haleishbeauty]

People still think Elsa is straight after Frozen 2........lol

[edwardfucks]

Carlisle being 23 is unfathomable but make no mistake: being a 23 year old in a group of 17 year olds you ARE the father figure. I'm baby, but if I found myself suddenly in charge of a bunch of high schoolers my maternal instincts would shoot to the surface like a beach ball from the bottom of a pool

[acotars]

Don’t be self-conscious; if I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I’m not ashamed of it.

fandom family edit for @adriata 

[cantodeflores]

[haleishbeauty]

let rosalie be a mom!

[haleishbeauty]

Thanksgiving prep is done so like this for Rosalie to come in your inbox. Multi-muse specify which muse she should talk to!

[haleishbeauty]

justsoldiers‌:

Beau wasn’t the least bit thrilled to have to resort to calling Rosalie. He knew without Edythe even admitting it that she didn’t particularly care for him very much. He had no idea what he’d ever done to her to make her so bitter towards him, but he’d made it a point to avoid her when possible. 

He sighs and looks up when the bright red car pulls up and he gets out of the car, huddling more into his coat. God he hated the weather in Washington. Snow and ice were not a cocktail that Beau wanted any part of, if he were being honest. Not that he’d ever say such in front of Charlie for fear of hurting his father’s feelings. 

“They’re apparently closed for the holidays. Gotta love Forks.”

“Right, of course. And only you would manage to be such an inconvenience,” she muttered, pushing her hair back from her face with a small huff. If there was any place she didn’t want to be, it was right here. “Why do you drive such a busted up piece of scrap metal anyway?” Surely her sister had offered to buy him a nicer car. Hell, Rose would do it if it meant no more handy work.

She looked under the hood, but not long enough to actually see anything worthwhile. “Yeah, just what I expected. You’re better off selling it for parts. Maybe you can make enough to buy a happy meal.”

[haleishbeauty]

the change || aimee and rosalie

[haleishbeauty]

emeraldfiire‌:

The woman’s cold dead heart ached for the young girl. She was so young and it wasn’t fair to her what those men had done to her. She deserved so much better than the fate that was given to her. But she could give her life. 

“I’m Aimee, Rosalie. That’s a pretty name.” She whispered. “Just relax, I’m here to help you, okay?” The woman told her before she leaned down and her fangs grew before she bit the woman, draining her enough so the change could happen. 

“I’m so sorry, doll, but you’ll have your revenge.” She promised as she picked the woman up and ran her to her apartment. Rosalie wasn’t the first one she had changed but she doubted that she would be the last. Aimee set her up in the guest room of the very nice apartment, making sure she was comfortable as she waited for the woman to wake up and as a new being.

For a moment, peace had washed through her. She had accepted her fate-- she would die, but that was alright. Rosalie just hoped Vera would be okay without her...Vera would miss her more than her own parents. Royce would find another lady to marry if no one pinned the crime on him, and that was that. She would be at peace.

But then she felt the bite. Rosalie screamed, the pain worse than before-- soon too much for her to take before fading into darkness. It all seemed like a horrible joke. Wasn’t she supposed to be free now?

This was worse. She didn’t even know what was happening to her-- had Royce come back to burn her body? That seemed the only way to explain the pain she felt.

Until it slowly calmed and she opened her eyes in a new, unfamiliar place.

[haleishbeauty]

grammarly when i’m writing diana prince: joyful and encouraging 

grammarly when i’m writing rosalie hale: disapproving and confident

[haleishbeauty]

❛ what is it about them? ❜

“They’re jealous. Beauty and money are all everyone wants,” Rosalie shrugged. “We have it and then some. Who wouldn’t be jealous?” Plus ca change, after all. She was used to it when she was alive, she was used to it now.

[infernalmemes]

❧    𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐄𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇: 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏, 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎? 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

BAD GUY

❛ think you’re so criminal. ❜

❛ my soul? So cynical. ❜

❛ so you’re a tough guy. ❜

❛ I’m the bad guy. duh. ❜

❛ I like it when you take control. ❜

❛ I’ll be your animal. ❜

❛ my mommy likes to sing along with me. ❜

❛ she’ll pity the men I know. ❜

❛ I’m only good at bein’ bad. ❜

❛ I like when you get mad. ❜

❛ I guess I’m pretty glad that you’re alone. ❜

❛ you said she’s scared of me? ❜

XANNY

❛ what is it about them? ❜

❛ I must be missing something. ❜

❛ I don’t need a xanny to feel better. ❜

❛ they’re late to every party. ❜

❛ nobody’s ever sorry. ❜

❛ please don’t try to kiss me on the sidewalk. ❜

❛ I can’t afford to love someone. ❜

YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN

❛ wait till the world is mine. ❜

❛ you should see me in a crown. ❜

❛ I’m gonna run this nothing town. ❜

❛ watch me make ‘em bow. ❜

❛ your silence is my favorite sound. ❜

❛ I like the way they all scream. ❜

❛ come over baby. ❜

❛ I think you’re pretty. ❜

❛ I’m okay. ❜

❛ I’m not your baby. ❜

ALL GOOD GIRLS GO TO HELL

❛ can’t commit to anything but a crime. ❜

❛ got friends but can’t invite them. ❜

❛ my turn to ignore ya. ❜

❛ don’t say I didn’t warn ya. ❜

❛ all the good girls go to hell. ❜

❛ ‘cause even God herself has enemies. ❜

❛ she’ll want the devil on her team. ❜

❛ look at you needing me. ❜

❛ peter should know better. ❜

❛ your cover up is caving in. ❜

❛ why are we saving him? ❜

❛ begging for our help, wow! ❜

❛ There’s nothing left to save now. ❜

WISH YOU WERE GAY

❛ baby, I don’t feel so good. ❜

❛ I’ll never let you go. ❜

❛ four days has never felt so long. ❜

❛ I just wanna make you feel okay. ❜

❛ but all you do is look the other way. ❜

❛ I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay. ❜

❛ I just kinda wish you were gay. ❜

❛ Is there a reason we’re not through? ❜

❛ how am I supposed to make you feel okay? ❜

❛ don’t say I’m not your type. ❜

❛ I’m so selfish. ❜

WHEN THE PARTY’S OVER

❛ don’t you know I’m no good for you? ❜

❛ but nothing ever stops you leaving. ❜

❛ I could lie, say I like it like that. ❜

❛ don’t you know too much already? ❜

❛ I’ll only hurt you if you let me. ❜

❛ call me friend, but keep me closer. ❜

❛ I’ll call you when the party’s over. ❜

❛ let’s just let it go. ❜

❛ let me let you go. ❜

8

❛ wait a minute, let me finish. ❜

❛ I know you don’t care, but can you listen? ❜

❛ I never really know how to please you. ❜

❛ I guess I’m gonna go. ❜

❛ I just never know how you feel. ❜

❛ do you even feel anything? ❜

❛ don’t treat me badly. ❜

❛ I know you’re not sorry. ❜

MY STRANGE ADDICTION

❛ don’t ask questions, you don’t wanna know. ❜

❛ learned my lesson way too long ago. ❜

❛ one of us is gonna lose. ❜

❛ you are my strange addiction. ❜

❛ put your lips on my skin and you might ignite it. ❜

❛ can’t you tell I’m wired? ❜

❛ tell me nothing lasts, like I don’t know. ❜

BURY A FRIEND

❛ what do you want from me? ❜

❛ why don’t you run from me? ❜

❛ what are you wondering? ❜

❛ what do you know? ❜

❛ why aren’t you scared of me? ❜

❛ why do you care for me? ❜

❛ when we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❜

❛ say it, spit it out. ❜

❛ what is it exactly? ❜

❛ am I satisfactory? ❜

❛ I wanna end me. ❜

❛ I’ll meet you in the park. ❜

❛ it’s probably somethin’ that shouldn’t be said out loud. ❜

❛ honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now. ❜

❛ the debt I owe, gotta sell my soul. ❜

ILOMILO

❛ told you not to worry. ❜

❛ honey, what’s your hurry? ❜

❛ remember not to get too close to stars. ❜

❛ where did you go? ❜

❛ I can’t lose another life. ❜

❛ hurry, I’m worried. ❜

❛ I tried not to upset you. ❜

❛ I just wanted to protect you. ❜

❛ I don’t care if it’s a lie. ❜

LISTEN BEFORE I GO

❛ take me to the rooftop. ❜

❛ I wanna see the world when I stop breathing. ❜

❛ better hurry ‘cause I’m leavin’ soon. ❜

❛ sorry can’t save me now. ❜

❛ sorry I don’t know how. ❜

❛ I’m not okay, I feel so scattered. ❜

❛ don’t say I’m all that matters. ❜

❛ call my friends and tell them that I love them. ❜

❛ but I’m not sorry. ❜

I LOVE YOU

❛ it’s not true, tell me I’ve been lied to. ❜

❛ what the hell did I do? ❜

❛ nothing has to change today.   ❜

❛ you didn’t mean to say I love you. ❜

❛ I wish we never learned to fly. ❜

❛ didn’t mean to make you cry. ❜

❛ I can’t escape the way I love you. ❜

[bisexualemmettcullen]

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree

[angrywerewolfwife]

Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose

[haleishbeauty]

i will not make an elsa. i will not make an elsa.

[haleishbeauty]

laughter-in-white‌:

He braced his hands on his knees, and let out a groan. His lungs hurt. The smoke from the fire stung his eyes. Straightening with visible strain, Joker fished through his pockets for his pack of cigarettes, because of course that was what he needed when he couldn’t quite breathe.

“I don’t think anyone expects this to work. I certainly don’t.” He huffed a few laughs through a grin. “Clowns don’t change the world, girlie. We make a parody of it. Besides, it’s not like we have anything better to do. It’s either this or stuck in a rut for the rest of our lives until we choke on the shit and vomit of this city and die. Not a hard choice to make if you ask me.”

Finally, he found his cigarettes. Taking one from the pack, he started to pat his clothes for the lighter. He seemed to have lost it.

“You got a light, darling?”

She watched, sighing deeply until he straightened back up. Of course, the smoke had no impact on a girl who didn’t need to breathe anymore. No sting, no gasp. It was as if she were in the freshest air possible.

“I suppose the fanfare is something I can get behind,” she shrugged. Revenge didn’t change the past, but it did make you feel a whole lot better. Whoever said it wasn’t worth it was full of shit-- if you asked her.

“Oh, come on. There’s fire all around us,” she smirked, crossing her arms over her chest.

[robertphilip]

“We’re making Italiano for you.”