8th Graders are ATMs

No prefects are gonna see this, right? (Indie RP blog for Hal Esposito from Bully/Canis Canem Edit, read about)

[halesposito]

(Mod is having intense allergy symptoms and can barely function so won’t be on today)

[halesposito]

[text]: I know it's been a month or so and ur no longer obligated to bring me pizza but can u bring me some pizza? -dropoutbut2cool4u

[text]: SHIT

[text]: dont tell edgar and ill bring you as much pizza as you want

[dropoutbut2cool4u]

“Hey Hal~” He went over and took the pizzas. There was a notable bruise on his forehead. He set the pizzas on the table. The place was a little more furnished than before but not by much. He grabbed a piece and began eating.

[halesposito]

“Hey Duncan--- yeesh.” Hal immediately noticed the bruising on his forehead, making him cringe slightly. “What the hell happened to you?”

[halesposito]

[text]: I know it's been a month or so and ur no longer obligated to bring me pizza but can u bring me some pizza? -dropoutbut2cool4u

[text]: SHIT

[text]: dont tell edgar and ill bring you as much pizza as you want

[dropoutbut2cool4u]

[text]: dude u know u can come in and have some

[halesposito]

[text]: you sure???

[text]: sounded like you wanted to be left alone

[dropoutbut2cool4u]

[text]: nah ur cool come on in

[halesposito]

Hal stuffed his phone in his pocket as he walked inside. This was probably a bad idea... from what rumblings he heard, something had happened to Duncan while he was gone. “Alright, I’m in.”

[halesposito]

[text]: I know it's been a month or so and ur no longer obligated to bring me pizza but can u bring me some pizza? -dropoutbut2cool4u

[text]: SHIT

[text]: dont tell edgar and ill bring you as much pizza as you want

[dropoutbut2cool4u]

[text]: dude u know u can come in and have some

[halesposito]

[text]: you sure???

[text]: sounded like you wanted to be left alone

[halesposito]

[text]: I know it's been a month or so and ur no longer obligated to bring me pizza but can u bring me some pizza? -dropoutbut2cool4u

[text]: SHIT

[text]: dont tell edgar and ill bring you as much pizza as you want

[dropoutbut2cool4u]

[text]: I just need someone to bring me food [text]: I just don’t want to leave my house for a while

[halesposito]

[text]: Shoot me the order and I’ll get it

[dropoutbut2cool4u]

[text]: two large pizzas with everything please

[halesposito]

[text]: omw

(THIRTY MINUTES LATER)

[text]: k i dropped it at your doorstep

[halesposito]

[text]: I know it's been a month or so and ur no longer obligated to bring me pizza but can u bring me some pizza? -dropoutbut2cool4u

[text]: SHIT

[text]: dont tell edgar and ill bring you as much pizza as you want

[dropoutbut2cool4u]

[text]: I just need someone to bring me food [text]: I just don’t want to leave my house for a while

[halesposito]

[text]: Shoot me the order and I’ll get it

[halesposito]

[text]: I know it's been a month or so and ur no longer obligated to bring me pizza but can u bring me some pizza? -dropoutbut2cool4u

[text]: SHIT

[text]: dont tell edgar and ill bring you as much pizza as you want

[halesposito]

I’m back, guy—

[justcallmepromiscuous]

Hey babe, if you need someone to fill ya in on what’s happened while you were gone hmu

[halesposito]

ohgodwhyhowdidshefindme

I mean s u r e

[newyorkinbully-blog]

hal still exists??

[halesposito]

Nothing can stop the nuggetfucker

[newyorkinbully-blog]

i missed you nuggetfucker i missed you

[halesposito]

Missed you too, numbskull

[halesposito]

(On that note, mod is tired and not feeling well, so I’ll sleep)

Goodnight everybody and Tom

[newyorkinbully-blog]

hal still exists??

[halesposito]

Nothing can stop the nuggetfucker

[dorms-mascot-deactivated2019073]

There’s this Chinese place in the vale, if you tell them I sent you, you might get a discount

If that makes up for any backlash my message might have left..?

[halesposito]

That absolutely does 100% make up for it.

I ain’t bein sarcastic I swear

[dorms-mascot-deactivated2019073]

I mean yeah I could have- but I guessed that one of your friends would have texted you already

Just thought something bad might have happened that’s all..! :-(

[halesposito]

Hey, don’t sweat it, you were just tryin to do the right thing and stuff.

BTW if you know anywhere to get good food... :)

[dorms-mascot-deactivated2019073]

!!!??? Hal you were missing for a month or more!! I’m supposed to-

[halesposito]

That’s fair but

Could you have texted me warning me first?

[dorms-mascot-deactivated2019073]

Welcome back, Hal! Glad your family got the message I left. <3

[halesposito]

It was you!? Seriously!? Not cool!

[halesposito]

So since I’m back now, did I miss any face beatings?

[dropoutbut2cool4u]

Well my friends were being dicks and broke my ex’s face but it’s pretty much healed.

[halesposito]

Are you telling me I missed at least one face breaking.

Ffs

[jaildaddy-deactivated20200924]

I could break your face if you want

[halesposito]

It’s great to be back

[halesposito]

So since I’m back now, did I miss any face beatings?

[dropoutbut2cool4u]

Well my friends were being dicks and broke my ex’s face but it’s pretty much healed.

[halesposito]

Are you telling me I missed at least one face breaking.

Ffs