Hal Gar

:) (tumblr edition)

[haleygar]

I just sped ran The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo and I need 5-7 business days to recover

[aroace-ryland-grace]

some bouncing off the walls bullshit happening here

[haleygar]

I know it’s been 10+ years and the fandom is probably dead but I’ve just gotta say that Sayid from Lost is FINE HOT DAMN 🥵😭🔥

[oath-of-the-gaywatch]

By the way the end of Jace Beleren’s current arc is that instead of resetting the multiverse he accidentally rips it open and then Vraska goes:

“Oh no- you’ve opened us up to universes…. beyond ™”

AND THEN SPIDER-MAN AND GANDALF SWOOP IN—

[haleygar]

Reposting this because it came to me in a dream and I have genuine fear that this could happen. Mtg writers if you’re reading this and it’s the plan TURN BACK NOW ITS NOT TOO LATE

[bonesbunns]

Mel ✨

[haleygar]

Mel Medarda is everthing to me 🥹

[haleygar]

Every day I get closer to posting my oodles of canon(ish) Fable short stories that are just sitting in my google drive

[haleygar]

Guys I haven’t watched Agatha All Along yet but only because I fear it would be everything I’ve ever needed in life

[haleygar]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIER 1 TWITCH SUBS ARE $7.99 A MONTH NOW

DID I MISS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT A FEW MONTHS AGO HOLY SHIT

I’m so so sorry to all my friends I casually sub to but I cannot be paying 8 bucks a months for all of y’all 😞

[haleygar]

Older people don’t understand the dangers of AI cause they’ve never seen Be More Chill

[haleygar]

It’s my dog debut day

[haleygar]

I know I’m way late to this train, and in retrospect there were definitely warning signs-

But damn, I’m so done with Mr Beast

His videos were fun at first, but even if you don’t considered the awful working conditions for contestants of his videos- the growing consistent association with Logan Paul, KSI, Elon Musk, etc is a gross misuse of his platform to promote people who support anti trans lies and awful extremist shit on the daily.

And I fear that people increasingly growing wise to this is gonna further his inevitable trip down the alt-right pipeline via the people he associates himself with

[oath-of-the-gaywatch]

“Ral had never been into guys. His crushes—and he’d had his fair share—were mostly the brainy (and decidedly dragon) type like Niv.”

-War of the Spark: Forsaken

[haleygar]

Is this what it feels like to spread misinformation

[oath-of-the-gaywatch]

“Ral had never been into guys. His crushes—and he’d had his fair share—were mostly the brainy (and decidedly dragon) type like Niv.”

-War of the Spark: Forsaken

[haleygar]

Maybe I’ve been watching too much House of the Dragon but do you think Moana’s parents had another kid when she started voyaging so that they’d have another heir if she died at sea?

[haleygar]

JANE THE VIRGIN LEAVING NETFLIX IS

CRIMINAL

[haleygar]

But why cast a new actor for young Dexter when we could put now-53 yr old Michael C Hall back into this wig and act like it’s normal

[haleygar]

My top 3 How I Met Your Mother eps are:

1. Tick Tick Tick

2. The Window

3. Who Wants to be a Godparent?

Thank you.