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smythes:

I’ve got a pretty good joke. Well… I’m not sure if “good” is the appropriate word, but… I know of a joke. Have you met my brother, Christopher?

In all seriousness, though… what the hell are you talking about?

I know a Chris. Does he have long blond hair? Wait, is the joke about him or he is the joke...?

-- Weeeeeellll.... You see.... I mean, it’s really no big deal, but it’s kind of a big deal because it’s... kind of where I live? Well I mean it is where I live, but like it’s also a shop. Where I live. In the office. Well basically, long story short, actually there’s not really a long story. My shop got burnt down? Which happens to be where I live? So if you have a card board box to spare, I would like kiss you.

#c:sebastian #dash:sebastian

txxt ;; ex-employee

CHRIS: Can I choose only the good news?

HALEY: you're fired

HALEY: actually you're laid off

HALEY: until further notice

#c:chris #t:chris

MARLEY 📲 HALEY.

MARLEY: You are eating here from now on. I won't hear anything about it.

HALEY: NO

HALEY: I have somewhere to stay

HALEY: and i'm fine

HALEY: I'M FINE

HALEY: I'm just a lot sad and wants to talk to the living, breathing, walking version of sunshine and happiness

#c:marley #t:marley

rosemarleys:

“You are doing nothing” Marley reminded her sister softly, wrapping her arms around the other girl and enjoying the comfort it provided. Really, she was fine with the whole situation; in fact, she was more than fine, happy and content with her life. Sure, she would like to have a couple more bucks but apart from that, she couldn’t really complain.

Except of course, for the fact that she was now partially deaf. “Haley!” Marley closed her eyes instantly, hand going to her ear. “Really, you are going to be the death of me one of these days” She chuckled, shaking her head. “And I’m not saying you are judgey, I’m saying you are have strong opinions. That’s all”

“Don’t you use your fancy college words on me, missy.” Haley started poking at Marley’s waist. “They’re the same thing and you know it. I don’t need a college degree to know that!” She then upped the ante and started to pinch the jealously little amount of fat that Marley has on her stomach.

“Prepare for death, young lady!” She rose up onto her knees and towered over Marley who was struggling under her. “Unbelievable! My own sister, calling me judgey! Are you an alien posing as Mars bar? Identify yourself! What did you do to my darling sweet sister!!”

#c:marley #ftf:marley #ftf:001

so. anyone saw the fire by the beach yesterday? It sure was big. Yup. On another unrelated note, does anyone got any good jokes? or you know, suggestion for contractors? or you know someone who knows how to handle insurance? or have a spare cardboard box? before you ask, everything is gucci.

#coast.start

MARLEY 📲 HALEY.

HALEY: 🙁

#c:marley #t:marley #// rip the shed may it rest in pieces

chrisportcr:

It wasn’t like him to leave before Marley, usually he was sleeping in unless he had to work. But today was different, the sun was shining and shit. Chris turned around, knowing that voice right away. “You’re right for once,” He teased, “I wanted to get in with the waves early,” Though apparently it wasn’t as early as her, “Figured I’d show up anyways. It’s not like I have anything else to do. How is it out there?” He asked, not wanting to talk about why he was already there.

“I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.” Haley said with a smile. Her smile dropped for a good second when the conversation with Marley the night before came to mind. She had been distracted by his long flowy hair and chill attitude again. Chris is now a potential enemy and Haley needs to treat him as such.

But on the other hand, Chris was a good worker and kind of a friend. At least she thought they were friends. But Marley. Maybe she’ll just keep it normal... and chill... and completely unsuspicious until she gathers more information about this situation with him and Marley. Decided on the course, Haley practically beamed. She might not be the brains of the family, but that doesn’t mean she’s entirely stupid. See? She’s got good ideas too, sometimes.

Little did Haley know, her face showed her entire thought process as it changed with every dilemma that came up in her head.

#c:chris #ftf:chris #ftf:002

txxt ;; ex-employee

[...]

HALEY: i got good news and bad news, which one you want first?

#c:chris #t:chris

jakepuckers:

I’ll tell you what, hitting on me to get a free drink will work every single time. I don’t know why, it just does. But what won’t work is asking me if I’ve ever seen Snow Dogs cause I look like the guy in it. You’re better off telling me I look like Jack Black at that point.

What about Idris Elba? I can definitely see the similarity in the jaw lines. Solid A+

#c:jake #dash:jake

rosemarleys:

Marley sighed, resting her back on the couch just like her sister did. It was something she understood, mostly because both sisters were different in a lot of senses, but specially when it came to romance and relationships so she took a moment to think about her answer in a way that made sense for her sister. “ You have always being more Elizabeth than I am, Hals ” She commented, drinking a bit of her wine.

“ I think I’m more Jane, sometimes. So I guess you could say that he is my Mr. Bingley. Sweet, funny, kind. ” Her smile softened, eyes moving down to her glass. “ I don’t think any of those things would be special if it was with someone else. I… ” She shrugged lightly, her attention back to her sister. “ Right now I don’t feel the need to tell him. Maybe one day, you know, if it gets bad I’ll tell him, but right now everything is really nice ”

“Alright then Jane, I hope he’s really your Mr. Bingley or I’m going to do.... I don’t know what, but I’ll do something.”

Haley threw herself at Marley and wrapped herself around her sister like an octopus. It saddens her that Marley’s in this situation, but at the same time, she’s not about to force her to risk her heart over some boy -- nothing and nobody matters more to Haley than Marley and their mom.

“Wait, I’m Elizabeth?!” Haley popped her head up all of a sudden. “Are you calling me judge-y, Marley Rose!?” She yelled indignantly directly into Marley’s ear.

#c:marley #ftf:marley #ftf:001

txxt ;; camila x haley

CAMI: Hmmm.

CAMI: That works.

CAMI: ONLY when I'm sitting down, though.

HALEY: you can sit on me any time any day

#c:camilla #t:camilla

MARLEY 📲 HALEY.

MARLEY: I'll ask him at dinner if you don't tell him today.

MARLEY: I fell asleep :(

HALEY: OOPS. I THOUGHT HE KNEW

HALEY: i texted him but like without any explanation

HALEY: 😂😂😂

HALEY: are you getting enough rest???

#c:marley #t:marley

rosemarleys:

I’m blocking you.

YOU CAN’T BLOCK ME, I’M YOUR SISTER. And it’s all your fault, you bought the DVD. It’s not me. So ha, in your face, loser pants.

#c:marley #dash:marley

rosemarleys:

She felt like this was a big mistake, because know that Haley knew, Marley wasn’t sure that her sister was ever gonna let it go. “If Chris was interested in me that way, I’m sure that he would had already done or say something” He wasn’t shy like her so if he wanted to make a move, it probably would had had happened already. Sighing, Marley let the food on the table and turned towards her sister.

“No, I haven’t told him and I’m not going to and neither are you” Her eyebrows raised lightly, knowing that her big sister would honor her wishes. “You are not listening to me, Hals. I’m happy like I am right now, with the whole situation and I don’t need to tell him. We have something great right now and there is no need for me to make it weird. If I was upset or sad, okay maybe I’d do something, but it’s the completely opposite, okay?”

Flopping dramatically onto the back of the couch, Haley let out a loud sigh.

“I don’t get it, babe. Are you happy because you get to do all those things with someone, or are you happy because you get to do them with him?”

This whole situation is confusing Haley. She’s never dated seriously (or longer than like 2 weeks because that means commitment and that’s a big yikes) but from all the romance movies they’ve watched, the idea of love is always... more.

“Like, do you think he’s your mister Darcy? or is he just like mister Bingley? You’re obviously Elizabeth, duh.”