lucky ⇄ sebastian
LUCKY: I'm not the type of girl to be stood up.
SEBASTIAN: apparently you are.
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@smythes
lucky ⇄ sebastian
LUCKY: I'm not the type of girl to be stood up.
SEBASTIAN: apparently you are.
sebastian ⇄ jamison
JAMISON: I do care so much.
JAMISON: I'm coming over.
SEBASTIAN: good.
SEBASTIAN: i've missed your dick.
SEBASTIAN: and the rest of you, i suppose.
TOPPER ⇄ ASS
TOPPER: wtf, i totally could.
TOPPER: are you trying to get me to fuck your boyfriend, ass? that's kinda weird if u r
TOPPER: pls, they're all always satisfied, they're just not happy with being ghosted after
TOPPER: lmfao, whatever you say, as. if that's what you need to believe
TOPPER: like whut?
TOPPER: i didn't say it was? i just think it could be fun plus genetically it would be your kid too, right? like it could be your kid.
TOPPER: i could handle it, i just didn't want to
SEBASTIAN: not particularly, no.
SEBASTIAN: fair enough, i guess. can you quit doing that, though? dump them over text, at least, i'm sick of dealing with the whining from these chicks.
SEBASTIAN: it's a proven fact.
SEBASTIAN: it couldn't be my kid. i've never slept with a woman before, and i'm not about to start anytime soon.
SEBASTIAN: you're a dick, you know that?
FELICIA 📲 SEBASTIAN.
FELICIA: Truly not.
FELICIA: How sad.
FELICIA: Does hearing about your brother abilities would make you feel better or worse?
SEBASTIAN: his abilities? i wasn't aware that was something he had.
sebastian ⇄ jamison
JAMISON: Is he going to be home?
JAMISON: I don't see why you don't just come here.
SEBASTIAN: i told him to put on his headphones.
SEBASTIAN: you could come here, if you care so much. but i'm tired, and in bed, and i'm not moving.
TOPPER ⇄ ASS
TOPPER: i could have him if i wanted him.
TOPPER: pff, i don't need luck. i just don't fuck nerds.
TOPPER: riiiight, and i don't lay down the pipe like a god.
TOPPER: that's both a lie, btw. bc i am a god when it comes to that.
TOPPER: nope, it's part of my dna now
TOPPER: wtf? why not? why would you raise my kid for me?
TOPPER: that's what a baby mama and nannies are for.
TOPPER: yeah, but plants don't cry when they're hungry, dumbass
SEBASTIAN: sure you could, buddy.
SEBASTIAN: ...why not? that's a weird hill to die on. just because he's a nerd, it doesn't mean he's not hot.
SEBASTIAN: really? because that's not what i've heard from your little lady friends.
SEBASTIAN: you must just be hearing things inside your head again. i don't scream, i groan. like a man.
SEBASTIAN: why are you like this?
SEBASTIAN: if you've got some sort of pregnancy kink, that's on you, dude. i don't care if the little brat looks like me, it's not my responsibility.
SEBASTIAN: no, they just die.
SEBASTIAN: the point is that they're much easier than a child, and you couldn't handle it.
TOPPER ⇄ ASS
TOPPER: ???
TOPPER: yeah? might have to take a taste then 👀
TOPPER: for real? damn, surprising. then again, makes the screaming make sense.
TOPPER: love u too, assy 😙
TOPPER: no slaps, just having some fun. I don't think, at least. Been tryna nail this one biddy down, she's hot af. might make her a baby mama just to shake things up, who knows? not me lol
SEBASTIAN: ha.
SEBASTIAN: good luck.
SEBASTIAN: i don't /scream/.
SEBASTIAN: at any point are you planning on dropping that little nickname?
SEBASTIAN: you are absolutely not making a baby mama out of someone. i'm not raising a kid for you.
SEBASTIAN: i asked you to water my plants when i was on tour, and they all died.
sebastian ⇄ jamison
JAMISON: Did you do something?
JAMISON: No. You're perfect. I just miss you.
JAMISON: I'll call you tonight?
SEBASTIAN: better.
SEBASTIAN: i'll be waiting.
SEBASTIAN: probably naked.
lucky ⇄ sebastian
LUCKY: Not important. It's just what he deserves, that's all.
SEBASTIAN: i'd like to know why you're wishing my brother poorly.
FELICIA 📲 SEBASTIAN.
FELICIA: That's why I keep you around.
FELICIA: Oh, empty nest already?
SEBASTIAN: that, and i'm not bad to look at.
SEBASTIAN: sounds like it.
puck ⇄ sebastian
PUCK: I have to get like..a gift for Fe's birthday. It's in a month, but you know how she is.
SEBASTIAN: you're asking me to pick it out?
sebastian ⇄ jamison
JAMISON: Yeah. He's okay.
JAMISON: I'm not tired, I'm just not really in the mood to cyber fuck you with an audience.
JAMISON: We'll just wait for the weekend.
JAMISON: I'll see you Friday?
SEBASTIAN: okay?????????????????????????
SEBASTIAN: did i do something?
lucky ⇄ sebastian
LUCKY: It's what he deserves. ✨
SEBASTIAN: harsh.
SEBASTIAN: for what, exactly?
sebastian ⇄ jamison
JAMISON: Yeah...I might take a break, I have a jealous boyfriend.
JAMISON: I might be too tired to listen to Topper's weird obsession with our sex life.
JAMISON: Desperate?
JAMISON: Am I? I try.
SEBASTIAN: he sounds hot
SEBASTIAN: you're too tired to look at my naked body?
SEBASTIAN: rude.
SEBASTIAN: i have blackmail on him, maybe i can use some of it to convince him to get out of the apartment for a half hour
SEBASTIAN: you do? to be cute?
FELICIA 📲 SEBASTIAN.
FELICIA: Perfect then.
FELICIA: I just wanted to check we were on the same standard, because that means I'm on the right path.
FELICIA: How is your goat child?
SEBASTIAN: good. you are, i've got pretty much all of it figured out, so...
SEBASTIAN: all grown up and moved out to the barn, apparently.
sebastian ⇄ jamison
JAMISON: Shopping? Why?
JAMISON: I've missed you too. And yes, I miss it. You know I do.
JAMISON: I thought you were too tired?
JAMISON: I mean, I don't love when I have to listen to your brother emulate my moans...kind of ruins the mood.
JAMISON: But I guess I'm desperate enough.
JAMISON: I've never heard of facetime, you'll have to explain it to me, babe.
SEBASTIAN: you'll see.
SEBASTIAN: you could always get another baby one, right?
SEBASTIAN: i mean, i'm not too tired to lay down on my bed.
SEBASTIAN: the worst part about it is how accurate he can get. it's freaky.
SEBASTIAN: mm. that's how i like 'em.
SEBASTIAN: you're cute.
lucky ⇄ sebastian
LUCKY: No voodoo, I just assume that could be the only possible reason he hasn't called me since I gave him my number.
LUCKY: But it's good to know he has no taste.
SEBASTIAN: he's a very busy man.
SEBASTIAN: just last night, he decided to eat an entire taco party pack from taco bell, and then proceeded to spend the rest of the evening hanging out in our bathroom.